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LA FALSA LEYENDA DE BURT HOOTON / THE BURT HOOTON’S FAKE LEGEND

los cuentos de los expertos de pelota de internet (anticastristas todos, por lo que parece que hay un problema politico en esto ademas de ignorancia informativa) ponen a burt hooton el pitcher americano, con 18 innings contra cuba sin hits ni carreras en el campeonato mundial de cartagena de 1970. totalmente falso. el primer juego contra cuba lo gana hooton 3-1 sin permitir hit, pero con carrera sucia debido a un error de su short stop gregory gromek en roletazo de wilfredo sanchez. primero anotan hit de pierna de wilfredo impulsando una carrera limpia que despues resulta sucia porque rectifican a error del torpedero americano y ponen el no-hit para hooton. hay mala percepcion en la traduccion porque en español se dice cero-hit-cero-carrera mientras en ingles solo se dice no-hitter y al anotar no hitter para hooton, la prensa americana piensa que cuba no hace carrera y de eso se hacen eco los expertos anticastristas, parece, por su desconocimiento del idioma. pero el juego termina con 1 carrera sucia cubana. entonces viene el primer juego del play off ya que estados unidos y cuba quedan empatados en primer lugar porque los americanos pierden un juego contra puerto rico. abre hooton contra jose antonio huelga y se enfrascan en un duelo de 11 innings, pero tampoco hooton le mete 18 ceros a cuba sino 13 porque la carrera sucia cubana ocurre en el cuarto inning del primer juego y los cubanos anotan de nuevo en el noveno del segundo juego para empatar el juego a 1. y tampoco es cero hit porque cuba tiene 3 hits contra hooton. en el onceno cuba hace 2 carreras y gana 3×1. punto. no veo donde esta esa hazaña de hooton. los apologistas de hooton señalan que en el inning anterior hooton mete un batazo que queriendo extender a triple, corre demasiado y se cansa totalmente para lanzar el onceno. bueno, el problema fue que huelga no se canso. si hay hazaña, es de huelga, que lanza otra vez 48 horas despues, borracho de relevista de manolito hurtado que habia relevado a changa mederos, y le gana 5-3 al zurdo richard troedson el segundo juego del play off para llevarse el campeonato mundial contra estados unidos. tambien los criticos del castrismo dicen que en este juego isasi hace un truco, la bola escondida, pero esa jugada es valida en la pelota. en resumidas cuentas hooton, con su bola de nudillos en curva (que los cubanos se la descifraron), fue bueno en grandes ligas donde gano 150 juegos y metio un no-hit-no-run contra filadelfia en su cuarto juego en las mayores pero mas famoso fue por su juego ganado en la serie mundial profesional de 1977, 6-1, para los dodgers de los angeles contra los yanquis de nueva york dejandolos en 5 hits con 11 ponches, 2 de ellos contra reggie jackson, que metio 3 jonrones en aquella serie mundial para ganarse el titulo de mister octubre. lean la anotacion de la prensa americana en los 3 juegos de cuba-usa en cartagena colombia, para desbaratar la leyenda de los 18 ceros de hooton…(http://www.attheplate.com/wcbl/1970_1k.html) (November 28) Burt Hooton fired a no-hitter for the United States as the Americans beat Cuba 3-1 to tie for the lead at the World Amateur Championships. Hooton, a right-hander from the University of Texas, gained his no-hitter when the official scorer made a ruling change. He had originally credited Wilfredo Sanchez with a hit, but later changed it to an error. Hooton helped the offense with a run-scoring single in the sixth inning. It was the first defeat for the Cubans and created a three-way tie for first place among Cuba, the US and Colombia. (December 02) Cuba downed the US 3-1 in 11 innings Wednesday in the opener of a three-game series to decide the World Amateur Baseball Championship. Pitcher Jose Huelga, who outdueled Burt Hooton, won his own game by driving home Lazaro Perez with a single in the 11th inning. He later scored when Hooton fumbled an infield grounder. In the second game, Thursday, lefty Richard Troedson of the US will face Cuba’s Santiago Mederos, also a left-hander. Thursday game (December 03) was suspended by rain. (December 04) Under light rain, Cuba, with a four-run first inning, defeated the United States 5-3 Friday to successfully defend its World Amateur Baseball Championship title. The Cubans had won the first game of the three-game series 3-1 on Wednesday.
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hootonthe tales of baseball of internet experts (all anti-castroists, it seems that there’s a political problem in this as well as informative ignorance) put american pitcher burt hooton, with 18 innings against cuba without hits and runs in cartagena’s 1970 world championship. totally false. the first game against cuba hooton wins 3-1 without allowing a hit, but with a dirty run due to a mistake of his short stop gregory gromek at rolling from wilfredo sanchez. firt they scoring leg-hit of wilfredo driving a clean run then it’s dirty ’cause they rectify as an american shortstop error and put the no-hit to hooton. there are bad perception in translation ’cause in spanish is zero-hit-zero-run while in english only says no-hitter and recording no hitter for hooton, the american press thinks that cuba doesn’t make a run and that anti-castro experts, have echoed seems, by his ignorance of the language. but the game ends with 1 cuban dirty run. then comes the first game of the playoff since the united states and cuba are tied for first place since the americans lost a game against puerto rico. starts against jose antonio huelga versus hooton and they engage in a duel up to 11 innings, but neither hooton gets 18 zeros to cuba but 13 ’cause the cuban dirty run occurs in the fourth inning of the first game and the cubans are scoring again in the ninth of the second game to tie the game at 1. and it’s not zero hit because cuba has 3 hits against hooton. in the eleventh cuba make 2 runs and wins 3×1. period. i don’t see where this that hooton feat. hooton apologists point out that in the previous inning hooton gets a slam that wanting to extend to triple, runs too much, and is completely tired to pitch the eleventh. well, the problem was that huelga never got tired. if there is a feat, is the huelga’s which pitches again 48 hours later, drunk as reliever of manolito hurtado who was relieving changa mederos, and wins 5-3 to the southpaw richard troedson the second game of the playoff to take the world championship against the united states. also the anti-castroists critics say that in this game isasi does a trick, the hidden ball, but that move is valid in the baseball. at the end hooton with his knuckles ball curve (that the cubans got it), was good in big leagues where he won 150 games and got a no-hitter against philadelphia in his fourth game in the majors but most famous was for his game won in the professional world series in 1977, 6-1, for the los angeles dodgers against the new york yankees leaving them in 5 hits with 11 strikeouts, 2 of them against reggie jackson, who got 3 home runs in that world series to earn the title of mr october. read the annotation of the american press in the 3 cuba-usa games in cartagena, colombia, to thwart the 18 zeros legend of hooton… (http://www.attheplate.com/wcbl/1970_1k.html) (November 28) Burt Hooton fired a no-hitter for the United States as the Americans beat Cuba 3-1 to tie for the lead at the World Amateur Championships. Hooton, a right-hander from the University of Texas, gained his no-hitter when the official scorer made a ruling change. He had originally credited Wilfredo Sanchez with a hit, but later changed it to an error. Hooton helped the offense with a run-scoring single in the sixth inning. It was the first defeat for the Cubans and created a three-way tie for first place among Cuba, the US and Colombia. (December 02) Cuba downed the US 3-1 in 11 innings Wednesday in the opener of a three-game series to decide the World Amateur Baseball Championship. Pitcher Jose Huelga, who outdueled Burt Hooton, won his own game by driving home Lazaro Perez with a single in the 11th inning. He later scored when Hooton fumbled an infield grounder. In the second game, Thursday, lefty Richard Troedson of the US will face Cuba’s Santiago Mederos, also a left-hander. Thursday game (December 03) was suspended by rain. (December 04) Under light rain, Cuba, with a four-run first inning, defeated the United States 5-3 Friday to successfully defend its World Amateur Baseball Championship title. The Cubans had won the first game of the three-game series 3-1 on Wednesday.
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RUSSIAN ARTIFACT

desde que llegue a la yuma oigo que el ruso es el hijoputa. lo dice siempre la casa blanca, el pentagono, la cia y hasta el fbi. rusia es el enemigo #1. afuera rusia es la maldad y adentro la mafia. en las peliculas invaden estados unidos o atosigan a james bond mucho mas que los arabes. aun recuerdo a reagan tras el oscar a moscu no cree en lagrimas diciendo que lo unico que los rusos cambian es el cine. y aquella broma del ex actor de hollywood cuando aparece en tv diciendo: nuestros stealth vuelan hacia el kremlin. chiste que la prensa le critica porque provoca una alerta en la defensa coheteril de los carpatos. pero… fuck the russians! es que, por regla de 3, cualquier nacion atacada por rusia se convierte automaticamente en aliado americano, asi sea mala nacion como afganistan, chechenia, georgia o ucrania. es disciplina politica. rusia es todavia el mayor competidor mundial de estados unidos en el espacio, la farmacopea y el atomo (como china lo es del taller y alemania de la ordenata) pero ademas los rusos son primerisimos rivales artisticos clamando mejor literatura, musica, ballet, teatro y plasticas, no como comercio sino como cultura. eso es envidia, claro. pero donde hay mariconeria con los rusos es en los cubanos de ambas orillas. porque siendo miami una excrecion del gobierno cubano, nos comportamos igual pero en estado putrefacto, que significa en sentido contrario (desde luego, el mojon sale del culo, no entra). por ejemplo, cuando los rusos fueron los hermanos desinteresados aca fueron enemigos colonialistas y cuando alla fueron traidores zaristas aca fueron asociados capitalistas, asentados incluso al norte de miami beach, patrones de boxeadores y melanias trumps. pero para el tonto ultra calle 8, putin era un ex kgb hasta que hackeo a la clinton para que ganara trump. ahora es un estadista nacionalista que no se mete en nada. y hoy trump se apea con que cuando los servicios de inteligencia americanos dicen que los rusos hackearon la eleccion es una nueva caceria de brujas contra el. el llamar macartismo cualquier pesquisa de los servicios de inteligencia es una posicion pro rusa, comunista, liberal (segun los terminos del conservador americano) pero es que trump usa cualquier esquina politica segun convenga a sus intereses personales, no partidistas ni nacionales. el patriotismo del tycon no existe; nunca existio cuando estuvo 20 años sin pagar impuestos (dinero para los veteranos de guerra, las escuelas y los hospitales); no le importa la nacion americana sino su ego, ser el hombre mas importante del planeta. y quien se interponga en su fijacion mental es mejicano, musulman o macartista. me pregunto si la derecha recalcitrante cubana tambien dira lo del macartismo… porque seria retomar la verborrea politica que una vez uso, ya que el 99% del exilio fue, en su momento, militante castrista.©varela
signaturesince i arrived at the yuma i hear that russian is the motherfucker. always says it the white house, the pentagon, the cia and even the fbi. russia is the #1 enemy. outside russia is evil and inside the mafia. in movies they invade united states or mess james bond much more than the arabs. i still remember reagan after the oscar for moscow does not believe in tears telling the only thing that the russians change is the cinema. and the joke of the former hollywood actor when he appears on tv saying: our stealth are flying toward the kremlin. a joke that the press criticized ’cause it triggers an alert in the defense complexes of the carpathians. but… fuck the russians! is rule of 3, any nation attacked by russia becomes automatically american ally, whether bad nation such as afghanistan, chechnya, georgia and ukraine. it’s political discipline. russia is still the world’s bigger competitor of united states in space, the pharmacopoeia and the nuke (as china is in the workshop and germany in cyber) but also russians are primary artistic rivals crying best literature, music, ballet, theatre and plastic, not as trade but as culture. envy, that’s clear. but where there are faggoness with the russians is in the cubans on both sides. ’cause miami as an excretion of the cuban government, we behave like that but in rotten condition, which means in the opposite direction (certainly the turd comes out of the ass, not to in). for example, when the russians were selfless brothers here were colonialist enemies and when there were czarist traitors here were capitalist partners, settled to the north of miami beach, patterns of boxers and the melanias trumps. but for 8 street’ silly ultra, putin was a former kgb until hacked clinton to make trump win. now he’s a nationalist statesman who doesn’t get into nothing. and today trump says when american intelligence officials say that the russians hacked the elections, is a new witch hunt against him. calling mc’carthyism any research of the intelligence services is a pro russian, communist, liberal position (according to the terms of the american conservative) but is that to trump any political corner comes according to his appropriate personal point of view, no partisan or national interests. the patriotism of the tycon doesn’t exist; never existed when he was 20 years without paying taxes (money for war veterans, schools and hospitals); american nation no matter him but his ego, be the most important man on the planet. and who stands in his mental fixation is mexican, muslim or mc’carthyist. i wonder if cuban recalcitrant right-wing also tell of mc’carthyism… ’cause it would return to the political verbiage that once used, since 99% of the exile was, at the time, castro militant.©varela

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EL DIA QUE MATANZAS LE GANO A PAT OSBURN / THE DAY WHEN MATANZAS WON OVER PAT OSBURN

peloterosen el verano de 1969 el viejo mio tiene una grabadora de carretes alemana (marca grundig, el viejo todo lo usa del eje de la segunda guerra mundial porque no es americanista, todo lo compra made in germany, swiss, japan or italy: pistola luger, camara kodak, reloj rolex, carros mercedes 58, fiat 59 y cinta magnetofonica panasonic) y me dice que va a grabar el juego de cuba y estados unidos del mundial de pelota de dominicana porque piensa que viene el desquite cubano a las derrotas con los americanos en winnipeg 67 (panamericanos) y mejico 68 (torneo exhibicion de la olimpiada). yo me rio, porque los americanos andan con un team de oro, su mejor seleccion amateur de todos los tiempos que cuidan para ganarle a cuba: los pitchers zurdos john curtis y brent strom, el primera base mark marquess, el segunda base victor ambrose (el unico negro de la seleccion yuma), el short stop ken szotkiewicz y los jardineros vince adimando, gary sanserino y mike rowosinsky… pero la estrella es el catcher steve sogge, que mete 1 jonron cada 3 turnos. con esa constelacion los americanos le ganan a cuba 5 juegos y pierden 3 entre el 67 y el 68. pero siempre se llevan el juego decisivo para coger el oro. en winnipeg pierden con cuba los 2 juegos clasificatorios (contra jesus torriente y manuel alarcon) e incluso uno del play-off (contra jesus torriente) pero ganan 2 del play-off con john curtis  y ray blosse. en mejico los 2 juegos los gana usa con brent strom y larry gura en la lomita, derrotando a walfrido ruiz y a papo liaño, e incluso el ultimo lo suspenden en el septimo cuando a liaño lo releva jose antonio huelga, frustrados por la desventaja 1-7, los cubanos suben a las gradas a fajarse con los exiliados de miami que les gritan lemas politicos. el umpire declara victoria de estados unidos por abandono de juego de cuba, y se arma tal trifulca que un helicoptero se lleva al equipo americano y la premiacion la hacen en el hotel. al mundial de dominicana los yanquis repiten con 3 jugadores (adimando, marquess y sogge, aunque lesionado y suplantado por larry bubla, ademas de llevar al tercera base steve greenberg, hijo del famoso big leaguer) y traen su super pitcher: pat osburn (mal llamado larry osborne por la prensa cubana, confundidos con el primera base del detroit de las grandes ligas), un zurdo de la florida drafteado por el seattle en 40 mil dolares cuando aquello (una salvajada), que tira una curva que parece una montaña rusa a 95 millas por hora. osburn abre contra los dominicanos y nadie le batea, lo quitan en el septimo, jodiendole su no-hit-no-run, para reservarlo contra cuba. y asi llegan cubanos y americanos invictos al ultimo juego. para beneficiar a cuba los dominicanos suprimen el play-off y solo hay un juego final en el programa porque al otro dia empieza la serie nacional dominicana. abre osburn que poncha a 10 cubanos en 7 innings con 2 hits sin carreras. y cuba, en vez de abrir con el zurdo changa mederos como todos esperan pues es la estrella del pitcheo cubano, usa al derecho roberto valdes. valdes tiene buena recta pero mas nada, solo es un pitcher cojonudo de punteria en la zona strike, como si fuera una maquina de lanzar, cosa a la que estan acostumbrados los americanos en su entrenamiento. el director cubano borges lleva ademas un equipo a base de matanceros y villareños por primera vez (henequeneros y azucareros) que antes el team cuba era casi todo habaneros (industriales) y es muy criticado por innovador, y creo que borges usa a valdes para apaciguar a fidel, que solo confia en los pitchers orientales. en el octavo, lazaro perez pega hit, rodolfo puente se sacrifica y lo lleva a segunda y ponen a tony glez a correr por el. y el cuento corto: aun teniendo al toletero agustin marquetti en el banco, borges deja batear al relevista curro perez de matanzas, y pega el hit que empata el juego; luego el curro avanza a segunda por sacrificio de felix isasi de matanzas y anota la victoria por batazo de otro matancero, rigoberto rosique. en el noveno, con el estadio gritandole ‘go home’ a los yanquis (la invasion americana habia pasado 4 años antes, en 1965), el curro poncha a 2 bateadores (adimando y marquess) e isasi en diving atrapa un roletazo de greenberg para el out 27. cuando yo le digo al viejo que cuba al fin derrota a estados unidos en buena lid, me replica: ‘cuba? matanzas!… y le acaba de joder la carrera al pitcher americano’. fue verdad, a osburn no lo firman hasta el 1974, con el cincinnati, tras pasar 4 años en triple a. y su record de grandes ligas es pesimo, 0-1, con apenas 2 años (1 con el cincinnati y 1 con el milwakee). hoy pat osburn es un hombre de negocios de la florida, miembro de la junta de directores de la empresa turning point.©varela
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in the summer of 1969 my dad has a german reel recorder (brand grundig, my old man old uses everything from the ww2 axis ’cause he isn’t americanist so all he buys is made in germany, swiss, japan or italy: luger pistol, kodak camera, rolex watch, car ’58 mercedes, ’59 fiat and panasonic tapes recorder) and tells me he will record the cuba and the united states of the baseball world championchip of dominican republican because he thinks that comes cubans defeating americans in revenge with the defeats in ’67 winnipeg (pan games) ’68 Mexico (olympic games exhibition tournament). i laugh, ’cause the americans go with a golden team, their best amateur selection ever on purpose of defeating cuba: the left-handed pitchers john curtis and brent strom, the first baseman mark marquess, second baseman victor ambrose (the only black of the yuma selection), the short stop ken szotkiewicz and the outfileders vince adimando, gary sanserino and mike rowosinsky… but the star is the catcher steve sogge, which gets 1 home run every 3 turns. with this constellation the americans win to cuba 5 games and lose 3 between ’67 and ’68. but always take the decisive game to catch the gold. in winnipeg, they lose with cuba 2 qualifying games (against jesus torriente and manuel alarcon), and even one of the play-off (won by jesus torriente) but win 2 of the play-off with john curtis and ray blosse. in mexico the usa wins the 2 games with brent strom ans larry gura pitching, defeating walfrido ruiz and papo liaño, and even the last game was suspended in the seventh when liaño is relieved by jose antonio huelga, frustrated by the 1-7 disadvantage, cubans climb the stands to fight the miami exiles shouting political slogans. the umpire declares victory for united states by abandonment of game by cuba, and starts so brawl that a helicopter takes the american team and the awards were given at the hotel. for dominican world champinship the yankees repeat with 3 players (adimando, marquess and sogge, although injured and replaced by larry bubla, in addition to the third baseman steve greenberg, son of the famous big leaguer) and bring their super pitcher: pat osburn (badly named larry osborne in the cuban press, confused with the first baseman for the mlb’s detroit), a left-hander from florida drafted by seattle in 40 thousand dollars when that (a brutality) who throws a curve that looks like a roller coaster at 95 miles per hour. osburn opens against dominicans and nobody hit him, they replaces him in the seventh, fuking his no-hit -no-run, to set him aside against cuba. and so go cubans and americans undefeated to the final game. to benefit cuba, the dominicans suppress the play-off and there is only a final game program since the next day will start the dominican national series. osburn opens and strikes out 10 cubans in 7 innings with 2 hits without runs. and for cuba, instead of opening with the southpaw changa mederos as everyone expects been the cuban pitching star, they open with roberto valdes. valdes has good straight ball but nothing more, it’s only a helluva pitcher aiming in the strike zone, as if he were a throwing-ball machine, something to which are used to be the americans in their training. cuban director borges, makes also a team based on matanzas and las villas for the first time (henequeneros and azucareros) before, the team cuba was almost from havana (industriales) and he’s very criticized for innovative, and i think borges used valdes to appease fidel, that only trust orientales pitchers. in the eighth, lazaro perez beats hit, rodolfo puente sacrifices and takes him to second and they put tony glez run by him. and the short story: still having slugger agustin marquetti on the bench, borges leaves the reliever curro perez from matanzas batting, and makes the hit that tied the game; then the curro moves to second by felix isasi (of matanzas) sacrifice and scoring the victory batted in by another matancero, rigoberto rosique’s hit. in the ninth, with the stadium yelling ‘go home’ to the yankees (the american invasion was happened 4 years before, in 1965), the curro strikeout 2 batters (adimando and marquess) and isasi at diving catches a rolling ball of greenberg for out 27. when i say to my old man that cuba finally defeats us in good game, he replies: ‘cuba? matanzas!… and just they fuck the american pitcher career’. it was true, osburn doesn’t sign it until 1974, with the cincinnati, after spending 4 years at triple a. and his major league record is terrible, 0-1, with just 2 years (1 with the cincinnati and 1 with the milwaukee). today pat osburn is a businessman from florida, member of the board of directors of the turning point company.©varela

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ICHI SAN

esta es la unica historia grafica que hice de ichi. siempre no mas alla de 30 escenas. en 1965, la mujer iba vestida pero descalza. la rehice en el 2011 y ahora otra vez en el 17. musica: für elise de beethoven (remix digital). las teclas del piano recuerdan las tablas del puente colgante. espero la disfruten.©varela
signaturethis is the only graphic story i made about ichi. always no more than 30 scenes. in 1965, the woman was clothed but barefoot. i redid it in 2011 and now again in the 17th. music: für elise by beethoven (digital remix). piano keys recall the hanging bridge tables. i hope you enjoy it.©varela


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DONALDVICH TRUMPARISHEV

las medidas de obama por el hackeo ruso fueron extremadamente duras. asesinato del embajador ruso en turquia, 2 mil tropas encubiertas (disfrazadas de turistas) a ucrania para el sabotaje en crimea y ayuda militar al ejercito de poroshenko a traves del plan de la otan partnership for peace. eso, cortesia de la cia y el pentagono. pero ante la prensa se presento un aviso protocolar de 35 diplomaticos expulsados y 2 garitos consulares clausurados, mas la foto del hackeador en jefe, un viejo torpe, incluso gordo, que ha de tuitear con el dedo indice (y no el pulgar) buscado por el fbi. ahora se habla de que el escandalo del rescabucheo ruso a los democratas es tan grande como el del espionaje republicano en watergate y el multimillonario se queja (en tuiter) de que dilatan el reporte de inteligencia para joderle la toma de posesion. y en fox se teme que de alguna manera los liberales entorpezcan el 20 de enero. los conservadores se rompen la cabeza con eso. de todas formas trump sera presidente de la mitad del pais, como todos los presidentes anteriores, solo que, la mitad de el es la mas cretina, la menos intelectual, la no academica, la bucolica y la que no pone anuncios en la tv, asi que tendra siempre la prensa en contra. por eso el tycon sabe que debe hilar fino, porque el impeach esta en el ambiente. cualquiera: por mirahueco politico, toqueteo de jeba, abuso infantil, shoplifting, incluso truco al irs.©varela
signaturethe obama measures for the russian hacking were extremely hard. murder of the russian ambassador in turkey, 2 thousand undercover troops (disguised as tourists) to ukraine for sabotage in crimea and military aid to the poroshenko army through the nato plan’s partnership for peace. that, courtesy of the cia and the pentagon. but in front of the press was presented a warning protocol of 35 expelled diplomats and 2 consular clubs closed down, plus mugshot of the head-hacker, a clumsy old man, even fat, who has to tweet with the index finger (and not with the thumb) wanted by the fbi. now is talked that the russian voyeurism scandal to democrats is as large as the republican spy on watergate and the billionaire complains (tweeting) that intelligence report is delayed to fuck his inauguration. and in fox are fears that in some way the liberals try to block the january 20. conservatives break their heads with that. but anyway trump will be president of the half of the country, as all previous presidents, only that, his half it’s the most cretin, the less intellectual, not academic, bucolic and which not puts ads in the tv, so he’ll have always the press against. so the tycon knows that it should work fine, ’cause the impeach is in the ambience. any: political spying, gal molesting, child abuse, shoplifting, even trick to the irs.©varela

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somos pobres comparados con trump, somos ricos ante el habitante de guaracabuya en placetas, cuba. por eso el herald abre el año con esta noticia: perro ataca familia. porque no tiene noticias. la noticia fuera: familia ataca perro. que las hay pero no es correcto decirlo. lo mismo es: equipo masculino de hockey viola a mujer y le despedaza la vagina. se supone que si 11 grandulones violentos, algunos con enorme pene que no saben ni meterlo, le tienen que lastimar las partes intimas a la victima. por eso la noticia fuera: el grupo de ballet estatal viola a muchacho conserje de teatro y encima le raja el culo. uno inmediatamente imagina morbosamente a esas chicas delgadas y fragiles haciendo esa barbaridad. la comparacion es la base de todo, incluso de la desgracia o la dicha humana porque estamos saludables o enfermos ni nos comparamos. pero no entienden como funciona el periodismo. trump si lo entiende y por eso se hizo presidente, a costa de la prensa. y todavia la sigue usando a su favor. el tycon es todo lo contrario al mandamas americano: elude los reportes de inteligencia, evade la casa blanca, ama los rusos, no cobra sueldo por su gestion y no le interesa un avion nuevo. ante eso, hay trump para rato. sabe ser noticia. es tiempo ya de que cambiemos la manera de enfocar la informacion o nos quedamos atras por aquello de lo politicamente correcto, un puritanismo trasnochado que se invento hace 25 años por el liberalismo americano y caduca hoy ante la internet, donde incluso prima la mentira. por que? porque es mas fascinante: anunaki, iluminati, platillo volador, asesino de kennedy metido en alcantarilla, rothschild y rockefeller. pues como dijera goebbles el as de la propaganda germana: una mentira repetida mil veces se convierte en una verdad. que la verdad es solamente la interpretacion que le hacemos a la realidad… pero la realidad puede ser una mentira, repetida mil veces por nosotros mismos.©varela
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we’re poor compared with trump, we are rich in front of the inhabitant of guaracabuya in placetas, cuba. that’s why the herald opens the year with this news: dog attacks family. ’cause it has no news. the news will be: family attacks dog. which there are, but it isn’t right to say it. the same thing is: team of hockey men rapes woman and shatters her vagina. it’s assumed that 11 violent freaks, some with huge penis who can’t even know how to penetrate, have to hurt intimate parts to the victim. that’s why the news could be: the state ballet group violates theater concierge boy and break his ass. one morbidly immediately imagine those thin and fragile girls doing that barbarism. the comparison is the basis of everything, even of human happiness or misfortune ’cause we are healthy or sick if we compare us. but don’t understand how journalism works. trump understands it and that’s why he became president, at the expense of the press. and still continues to use it in his favor. the tycon is opposite to the american boss: eludes the intelligence reports, evades the white house, loves russians, doesn’t charge pay for his management and isn’t interested in a new aircraft. before that, there is trump for a while. he knows how to be news. it’s time to change approaches the information or we’re left behind by that of the politically correct, an outdated puritanism that was invented 25 years ago by american liberalism and expires today due to the internet, where lie leads. why? ’cause it’s more fascinating: anunnaki, Illuminati, flying saucer, kennedy’s killer got into sewer, rothschild and rockefeller. but as goebbles, the propaganda german ace said: a lie repeated a thousand times it becomes a truth. that the truth is only the interpretation we do to reality… but reality can be a lie, repeated thousand times by ourselves.©varela

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U.S. CITIES

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2017 series: u.s. cities (manhattan, miami, san francisco) 11″x14″ canvas, acrylic (black, white, gray, title & signature in red). price: $75 each piece (+ shipping). 3 together: $150 (+ shipping). way of payment: paypal.

HAVANA

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que los cubanos cojan experiencia de los americanos, que de un gobierno negro vino uno de supremacia blanca. eso se llama ir de un extremo al otro extremo porque asi se comportan las sociedades. y esos fidelitos que bailaron con la muerte de fidel, vean como se les acaba su mundo, vuelven a la mierda de donde salieron un dia y su habana se les convierte en havana y regresan los clubs para blancos y ricos solamente y los historicos de miami (o sus hijos) recuperan sus mansiones por decreto y no solo se joden los mayimbes sino tambien los disidentes porque todo el mundo en cuba salio ganando con las expropiaciones, menos los propietarios; y vladimiro pierde el chalet del nuevo vedado y la soler su jaula de lawton, que nada de eso es de ellos, es robado. hasta la del piso 14 tendria que desalojar porque esos edificios los hicieron sobre terrenos baldios de los lafferte, que los querian para un hipodromo, y tal vez los quieran demoler y hacer las carreras de caballo ahora. seria justo. como equilibrio universal. seria muy justo. y que los graduados paguen sus carreras en costo retroactivo y en dolares, que nada en la vida es gratis, ni la libertad. seria la isla mas justa que ojos humanos vieran, ya que la mas bella ya la vieron colon con los hermanos pinzones y americo vespucio (tuvieron ese privilegio). se imaginan yo con mi terminal de omnibus (antingua ferreteria)? la venderia inmediatamente y compraria (a su dueño legitimo, desde luego) el bungalow del acantilado en la costa sur. y me rodearia de putas, pero graduadas todas. que no es lo mismo una puta bruta que graduada. la puta bruta te dice: asi, papi, asi, encaramaita yo encima… -mientras la puta graduada te dice: de esta manera, montada en ancas sobre ti, es como disfruto mas el coito porque el roce en el clitoris es mas intenso, mi amor. ven lo que les digo? y los fidelitos volverian a los barrios de orilla, de donde provienen, quejandose: con fidel nunca hubiera pasado esto.©varela
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that the cubans catch experience from the americans, that from a nigga government came one of white supremacy. that’s called to go from one end to the other end ’cause that’s societies behave. and those fidelitos who danced with the death of fidel, see how their world runs out, back to the shit where they left one day and their habana turns into havana and return the clubs for and rich and whites only and the miami historic exiles (or their children) recover their mansions by decree and not only fucks the bosses but the dissidents also ’cause everyone in cuba came out winning with expropriations, however the owners; vladimiro loses the chalet of nuevo vedado and the soler her cage of lawton, which is, none of that is them’s, is stolen. even the one from floor 14 would have to vacate ’cause those buildings were made over brownfields of lafferte, who wanted to build a racecourse, and perhaps they want to demolish them and to do the horse races now. it would be fair. as universal balance. it would be very fair. and that graduates pay retroactive cost careers and in dollars, that nothing in life is free, not even the freedom. the island would be most fair than human eyes see, since the most beautiful was already saw by columbus with the pinzones bros and amerigo vespucci (they had that privilege). can you imagine me with my bus terminal (former hardware)? i would sell it immediately and buy (from its legitimate owner, of course) the bungalow of the cliff on the south coast. and i will be rounded by whores, but all graduates. that isn’t the same a gross bitch than a graduate one. gross hooker tells you: so, daddy, so, perched over you… -while the graduate slut tells you: like this, mounted on legs, riding you, is how i enjoy more the sexual intercourse since the friction on the clitoris is more intense, my love. come here? and the fidelitos be backing to the poor neighborhoods, where they come from, complaining: with fidel would have never happened this.©varela

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FELIZ ANO NUEVO

con esto de la muerte empiezo a preocuparme porque resulta que para morir a fin de año no basta con estar vivo sino ser famoso. y no es que le tenga miedo a la muerte sino que la verdad que no estoy preparado entodavia. una vez soñe que me moria y habia como un nylon alrededor mio y los muertos anteriores a mi, mis abuelos y mi padre cuando aquello, me miraban del lado de alla del nylon y yo no podia traspasarlo y ellos reian diciendome que no era mi tiempo. creo que esa noche fue que tuve una embolia o algo asi y anduve por el umbral de la muerte. era un pasillo, por no decir un tunel… y no habia luz al final sino un resplandor en todo el panorama y un ambiente tibio, reconfortante (quizas era lo mas parecido a cuando uno esta dentro de la madre, en la placenta, de lo cual tengo recuerdos y de eso escribire otro dia). yo empujaba para ir a juntarme con mis seres queridos y no podia. mis abuelos tendrian a unos 40 y mi padre como 35. cantaba nat king cole: ♪ las flores de mi jardin con el sol se decoloran…♫ -y yo era de la misma edad que ellos asi que era un dilema encajar en esa realidad pero uno la veia normal, como algo que tenia que ser asi. entonces rebote en el nylon y me desperte. estaba todo sudado y sollozando. tras eso me di cuenta que la muerte no es tan mala, supongo es otro estado mas de nuestra existencia, que no siempre es esta vida. digamos hay un puente con la eternidad. un psiquiatra amigo mio, maricon el, que es como freud que todo lo ve sexual, me dijo que yo estaba dentro de un condon como un espermatozoide que queria fecundar un bollo y no podia pasar y que eso era simbolo de mi vejez, o sea mi impotencia. el problema es que todavia se me para la pinga pero bueno, el medico sabe mas que yo. feliz año nuevo (a los que lleguemos al 17 porque yo estoy dudoso).©varela
signaturewith this about death i start to worry ’cause it turns out that to die at the end of the year isn’t just needed to be alive, but to be famous. and it’s not that i have fear of death but that the truth is i’m not ready yet. once i dreamed that i was dead and was this nylon around me and the dead before me, my grandparents and my father when that, were looked beyond the nylon and i couldn’t trespass it and they laughed telling me that was not my time. i think that night i was having a stroke or something so and walked through the threshold of the death. it was a hall, not to say a tunnel… and there was light at the end but a glow across the landscape and a warm, comforting atmosphere (maybe was more like when one is inside the mother, the placenta, which i have memories and i’ll write about that another day). i was pushing to join me with my loved ones and i couldn’t. my grandparents would have about 40 and my father 35 of age. nat king cole was singing: ♪my garden flowers with sun fade… ♫ -and i was the same age to them so that’s was a dilemma to fit into that reality but it looked so normal, as something that had to be so. then i bounced back in the nylon and i woke up. i was sweating and sobbing. after that i realized that death isn’t so bad, i guess is another state of our existence, which isn’t always this life. let’s say there is a bridge to eternity. a psychiatrist friend of mine, faggot him, which is like freud all-seeing sex, he told me that i was inside a condom as an sperm i wanted to fertilize a pussy and couldn’t pass and that was a symbol of my old age, or my impotence. the problem is that i still have an erection, but hey, the physician knows more than me. happy new year (to them who reach the 17 ’cause i’m doubtful).©varela

LAS 10 NOTICIAS LOCALES DEL 2016 / THE 2016’S 10 LOCAL NEWS

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1. MUERTE DE FIDEL
tras 127 amagos e intentos, fidel finalmente opto por morirse un 25 de noviembre (se dice que el gobierno cubano o dilato el anuncio de su deceso el 24 para que no fuera el dia de accion de gracias, o apresuraron su partida el 25 para que no se largara un 26 ya que entonces la frase oficial ‘siempre es 26’ seria mas festiva). de todas formas miami festejo durante una semana entera, junto a posada carriles en el versailles.
2. ZICA
el mosquito trasmisor de la terrible enfermedad aparecio de pronto al norte de la ciudad, justo en winwood, territorio boricua, por lo que las autoridades locales pasaron a cercar la zona, declararla en cuarentena y fumigar casa por casa. los portorros, cuyo cerebro se sabe que es mas pequeño que el del tenaz insecto, sufrieron daños colaterales pero tras mucha batalla se pudo extinguir al bicho volador.
3. TRUMP Y LA 2506
al final de su campaña, cuando todo lo tenia perdido, el tycon se apeo en la pequeña habana en la sede de nuestra eponima brigada invasora para recibir el apoyo de los belicos veteranos, todos blancos, ya que erneido oliva vive en washington, y salvaron la honrilla que perdimos con ileanita, rubio, curbelo y los diaz-balart, escondidos de trump hasta el dia despues de la eleccion.
4. MARCHAS PATIBLANCAS
las persistentes damas de bertica solar metieron un ritmo patriotico en el 2016 chancleteando casi todos los domingos, incluso sin servicios sanitarios en el parque de santa rita, donde tuvieron que hacer uso de los centenarios arboles de raices aereas. y asimismo esgrimieron bolsas de leche en polvo y tiraron laptops en la acera, como un metodo de protesta nuevo contra la horrible represion isleña.
5. JUERGA DE HAMBRE DE FARIÑAS
el plusmarquista mundial de eventos de inanicion nos deleito otra vez, con su vigesimo quinto ayuno, coincidiendo con la trigesimo primera olimpiada en rio de janeiro, opacando asi el logro de michael phelps (28 medallas), con sus 54 dias sin agua ni comida, despuestos por un truco malvado del gobierno cubano, que se invento un website de la union europea.
6. ESTAFA DE MARTHA LIMA
para que no quede dudas de que los recien llegados no son los reyes de la trampa al medicaid-medicare sino los viejos exiliados, la premiada empresaria local martha lima (de 82 abriles) siguiendo el ejemplo de miguelito recarey y huber matos junior, estafo 16 millones de dolares del sistema de salud y fue inmediatamente defenestrada de la camara de comercio latina y arrestada en su casa con un beeper al tobillo.
7. GIMENEZ VS REGALADO
no, no fue un duelo de alcaldes sino la reeleccion del ex bombero de miami-dade contra su mas acerrimo oponente, esta vez una mujer: raquelita ‘bemba e biste’ regalado, la hija de tomasito el edil de la ciudad, miembro del school board. una especie de imitacion local de las elecciones nacionales, que gano gimenez en buena lid, o sea, con votos comprados en los asilos de ancianos y los cementerios.
8. HURACAN MATTHEW
el primer fenomeno natural que amenazo la ciudad desde la ola de balseros que nos azota desde el 2013, trajo sabor y valor cubano a nuestro miedo americano atmosferico, bajando la venta de tablones en la ferreterias y aumentando la de cerveza corona en los supermercados, por primera vez.
9. ACCIDENTE DEL PITCHER
jose fdez, joven balsero devenido en lanzador estrella de los marlins, se incrusto contra unas rocas en su embarcacion, a alta velocidad, y recibio titulo de heroe local aun sin el reporte de la autopsia (que llego una semana despues con altos indices de droga y alcohol, para conveniencia de los abogados de los otros 2 muertos del accidente, cuyos familiares ahora demandan a la familia de fdez, que acaba de cobrar su seguro de vida).
10. MUERTE DE GUILLERMO BENITES
con un retiro local tan esperado como el de fidel y una muerte no menos anunciada en nuestros medios (debido al sida y a lo mal que le caia a todo el mundo) se fue, el dia de san lazaro, el argentino playboy motorista de harley-davidson y quasi sempiterno presentador del canal 23, informando -mejor dicho, desinformando- a la poblacion, que le fallaron los pulmones a los 75 (que eran 80).©varela

3-balsero4-coco-game1. FIDEL’S DEATH
after 127 feints and attempts, fidel finally opted to die at november 25 (is said that the cuban government delayed the announcement of his death on 24 so it was not the thanksgiving day, or they hastened his departure the 25 that will not leave a 26 since then the official phrase ‘always is 26’ would be more festive). anyway miami celebration last a whole week, along posada carriles at versailles.
2. ZICA
the mosquito transmitter of the terrible disease appeared suddenly to the north of the city, right in winwood, puerto rican territory, that’s why local authorities moved to encircle the area, declare it quarantined and fumigated house by house. the portorros, whose brain is known to be smaller than of the tenacious insect, suffered collateral damage, but after much battle yhey could extinguish the flying bug.
3. TRUMP AND THE 2506
at the end of his campaign, when all it had lost, the tycon got down in little havana at our eponymous invading brigade headquarters to receive the support of the war veterans, all whited, since erneido oliva lives in washington, and they saved the little honor we lost with ileanita, rubio, curbelo and the diaz-balarts, hidden from trump until the day after the election.
4. WHITEFOOTERS MARCHES
persistent bertica solar’s ladies put a patriotic rhythm in 2016 flip-flopping almost every sunday, even without rest-room services in santa rita park, where they had to make use of the centenarian roots air trees. and they also given bags of milk powder and shot laptops on the sidewalk, as a new method of protest against the horrible islander repression.
5. FARIÑAS HUNGER SPREE
the starvation events world record holder delighted us again, with his twenty-fifth fasting, coinciding with the 35th olympic games in rio de janeiro, overshadowing the achievement of michael phelps (28 medals), with his 54 days without water or food, finished by a wicked trick of the cuban government, who invented a website of the european union.
6. SCAM OF MARTHA LIMA
to niot giving doubts that newcomers are not the kings of the trap to the medicaid-medicare but the old exiles, the award-winning local businesswoman martha lima (of 82) following the example of miguelito recarey and huber matos junior, bought 16 million of dollars from the health care system and it was immediately fired from the latin chamber of commerce and arrested at her home with a beeper to the ankle.
7. GIMENEZ VS REGALADO
no, it wasn’t a duel of mayors but the re-election of former miami-dade firefighter against his most staunch opponent, this time a woman: raquelita ‘lips of beefsteak’ regalado, the daughter of tomasito, the mayor of the city, member of the school board. a local imitation of the national elections, which gimenez won in good lid, with votes bought in the nursing homes and cemeteries.
8. HURRICANE MATTHEW
the first natural phenomenon that threatened the city since the wave of rafters are plaguing us from 2013, brought flavor and cuban valor to our american atmospheric fear, lowering the sale of planks at the hardware stores and increasing of the corona beers in supermarkets, for the first time.
9. PITCHER’S ACCIDENT
jose fdez, young rafter who become marlins pitcher star, crashed against some rocks with his bote, at high speed, and received title of local hero even without the autopsy report (that came a week after with high levels of drug and alcohol, for the convenience of the lawyers of the other 2 dead from the accident, whose relatives are now demanding fdez family who just collected his life insurance).
10. DEATH OF GUILLERMO BENITES
with a local retire highly anticipated as the fidel’s anda not least foretold in our media (due to aids and the bad everyone liked him) passed away, the saint lazarus day, the argentinean playboy harley-davidson biker and everlasting quasi anchor of channel 23, informing -i mean, misleading- to the population, that lungs failed to him at 75 (which were 80).©varela

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