AGUIRRE & TRUMP

en septiembre del 15 helen aguirre, de 60, tuitea que las mujeres se merecen algo mejor que trump. en febrero del 16 vuelve a tuitear, contra el senador sessions (hoy fiscal general nacional) preguntadose si el fin justifica los medios (el fin, ganarle a hillary, los medios, apoyar a trump). en aquella epoca era consejera de jeb la papa (el mas joven del clan bush). pero las aventuras informaticas de la aguirre se remontan a principios de siglo, cuando su padre horacio le deja diario las americas, un periodico de 32 paginas donde su columnista estrella era perez roura con una tirada de 60 mil numeros, y ella lo convierte en un flyer de 4 paginas con 10 mil ejemplares. la publicacion, que cuando uno la hojeaba se le manchaban los dedos de tinta, era vespertina y por eso se burlaban de ella en miami diciendo que traia noticias viejas. yo, desde exito magazine, la caricaturizo una vez anunciando la muerte de marti en 2 rios (en 1995, 100 años despues). meses mas tarde, horacio, como director de la sociedad interamericana de prensa, me da un premio de 2 mil dolares por una caricatura contra maradona (el pibe pateandose la cabeza), quizas para que no hiciera mas caricaturas sobre ellos. al dia siguiente hago otra: la sip dandole a varela un premio post mortem. la aguirre despues cae en la lista de los miami moonlighters (octubre 2006) junto a montaner el bueno, pablo alfonso, olga connor, juan manuel cao y cancio el hembra, periodistas locales en nominas de diarios privados y a la vez en la embotelladora marti, empresa gubernamental, lo que representaba una falta de etica profesional en el periodismo americano por conflicto de intereses. el caso es que ahora la aguirre, con ese resume, es jefa de prensa de la casa blanca y se inventa declaraciones que trump no hace. y los medios de desinformacion miamenses y la internet cubana, lo riegan. dice que el presidente dice cosas sobre cuba, como que la habana no hace concesiones a estados unidos, despues de todo lo que le regalan. bueno, que importa que sea verdad o mentira, si ya el tycon dice lo que le da la gana, y sin base, el otro dia en cbn news suelta que 84 mil cubanoamericanos votaron por el, y en realidad fueron 54 mil. entre la mitomania de uno y el periodismo genetico de la otra, bien andamos. en la decada del 80, diario las americas tenia la primera plana mas famosa en miami hasta que le gano la del huracan katrina del herald (amparanos, señor)… decia: los tanques salen a las calles de la habana (y era el desfile del primero de enero).©varela
signaturein september of the ’15 helen aguirre, 60, tweets that women deserve something better than trump. in february of the ’16 is back to tweeting, against senator sessions (today national general prosecutor) wandering if the end justifies the means (the end, beating hillary, the means, supporting trump). at that time she was adviser of jeb the potato (the youngest of the bush clan). but the info adventures of aguirre are back at the beginning of century, when her father horacio lets to her diario las americas, a newspaper of 32 pages where his star columnist was perez roura, with a circulation of 60 thousand issues, and she turns it into a 4 pages flyer with 10 thousand copies. the publication, which when one flicked it, stained your fingers in ink, it was out by evening and that was mocked in miami saying that brought old news. from exito magazine, i make a cartoon of it once, announcing the death of marti in 2 rios (1995, 100 years later). months after that, horacio, as director of the inter-american press society, gives me 2 thousand dollars prize for a cartoon against maradona (el pibe kicking his head), perhaps to stop me making more cartoons on them. the next day i do another cartoon: sip giving a post mortem prize to varela. later aguirre falls into the list of the miami’s moonlighters (october ’06) alongside montaner el bueno, pablo alfonso, olga connor, juan manuel cao and cancio el hembra, local journalists of daily private payroll and at the same time in the bottler marti, a government company, representing a lack of professional ethics in american journalism by conflict of interest. case is that now aguirre, with that resume, is head of the white house press and invents statements that trump doesn’t do. and miami media disinformation and cuban internet, spill it. she says the president says things on cuba, as havana doesn’t make conssecion to united states, after all what they receive from it. well, what matter to be true or false, if the tycon says what pleases, and without basis, the other day at cbn news releases that 84 thousand cuban-americans voted for him, and in fact were 54 thousand. between the mythomania of one and the genetically journalism of the other, we walk well. from the 80s, diario las americas has the most famous front page in miami after was defeated by the herald’s hurricane katrina (save us, lord)… said: the tanks are out into the streets of havana (and it was the parade of january the first).©varela

ЯUSSIAИ WOMAИ DAY

el embajador ruso esta tan popular entre los conservadores que de un momento a otro aparece en el show radial de rush limbaugh explicando las ventajas de la lluvia dorada. ahora se sabe que trump tambien se reunio con el en abril del 16. es algo normal que un diplomatico se le pegue a un candiato presidencial y su entourage pero el caso es que sergei no se arrimo a jeb bush ni a marco rubio ni a ted cruz. algo raro pasa aqui. ayer se apea wikileaks, sitio web de los hackers del kremlin, con las mil y una maneras de la cia para espiar gente a traves del celular y el email. esto, 3 dias despues del tuiteo del presidente sobre el pinchazo telefonico de obama, es demasiado obvio y se ve que los tovarishes le dan una mano y tela por donde cortar porque claramente no hablan de la cia actual con 1 mes de existencia sino de la cia anterior que estuvo 8 años trajineando satelites. aunque el director del fbi dice que el presidente divaga, el portavoz de la casa blanca, a falta de pruebas, se limita a sugerir cinicamente que se remitan al tuiter de fin de semana, como si fuera el catecismo de la teologia trumpista o el mandamas, nuestro bloguero nacional. a todas estas hoy, en el dia de la mujer, la europuta no aparece por ninguna parte. tendremos que hacernos pajas con elena serminova la esposa del embajador, que si se pone un pañuelo en la cabeza es una gorda aldeana siberiana, con bigotes, no una de las beldades que mearon al tycon en el ritz de st petersburgo.©varela
NOTA AL PERSONAL
christopher steele el ex agente del mi6 britanico que saco a la luz el dossier de la lluvia dorada, salio ayer de su escondite y testificara en el congreso americano via skype

signaturethe russian ambassador is so popular among conservatives that at any moment appears on the rush limbaugh radio show explaining the advantages of the golden shower. now is known that trump also met him at april of the ’16. it’s something normal that a diplomat gets stick to a presidential candidate and his entourage, but the fact is that sergei didn’t do it to jeb bush or marco rubio and ted cruz. something strange happens here. yesterday wikileaks, the website from hackers of the kremlin, gets down with the thousand and one ways of the cia to spy on people via cell phone and email. this, 3 days after the tweet from the president about the obama phone poke, is too obvious and looks the tovarishes give a hand and fabric where cut ’cause clearly they don’t speak of the current cia 1 month of existence, but former cia who spent 8 years messing with satellites. although the director of the fbi says that the president is wandering, the white house spokesman, in the absence of evidence, is limited to suggest, with cynicism, to be referred to the weekend tweet, as trumpits catechism theology or the boss as our national blogger. in top of these, today in women’s day, the euro-whore doesn’t appear anywhere. we have to jerk ourselves with elena serminova the spouse of the ambassador, that if she put a scarf on the head is a siberian village fat old lady, with a mustache, not one of the beauties that pissed the tycon at the ritz in st petersburg.©varela
NOTE TO THE PERSONNEL
christopher steele, the former agent of the british mi6 that brought to light the golden shower dossier, came out yesterday from his hiding place and will testify in the u.s. congress via skype

LIE DETECTOR

antes del impeachment el vil clinton jura que no tiene sexo con lewinsky. cuando lo impichan, dice que el piensa que mamar no es singar. para invadir irak bush el ñame inventa las armas de destruccion masiva del satan josein, y su general powell jala por una foto de satelite con un camion transportando troncos de arboles. cuando el desmadre de la sede diplomatica de bengasi, obama miente, a traves de su secretaria de estado clinton, sobre la razon, explicando es la represalia por un video anti musulman, cuando en realidad es una operacion fallida de la cia. pero lo de trump es distinto. no suspende el formula 1 ni el nascar, no clausura los oscars ni los grammys, pero sus mentiras y berrinches afectan la vida americana de cabo a rabo pues denigran la democracia representativa. no es otra variante mentirosa de sus antecesores presidenciales. es mucho mas. el tycon tuitea que a schwarzenegger lo botan del show el aprendiz cuando nbc informa que el austriaco renuncia a la segunda temporada. asegura que la streep esta sobrevalorada cuando lo critica en los golden globes. y que baldwin es mal actor al satirizarlo en saturday night live. de la misma manera en el superbowl se compara con la estrella de futbol brady, diciendo que el quaterback solo sale una vez en la portada de times magazine mientras el, 15 veces, y es quien mas aparece en cubierta, cuando en realidad es nixon, 55 veces. y asimismo como candidato acusa al padre de ted cruz de ser otro de los asesinos de kennedy, ademas del enano en el tragante y el gigante en el matorral, sin ninguna base de datos, ni siquiera porque se lo dijo oliver stone. y segun el, obama no es americano sino keniano, con un certificado de nacimiento falso. luego, para justificar su derrota del voto popular con hillary informa, sin pruebas, que en las elecciones votan 3 millones de ilegales. y ahora acusa a obama de pincharle los telefonos del trump tower, un delito a lo watergate, para desviar la atencion de la debacle politica de su fiscal general. no, trump no justifica invasiones ni operaciones fallidas ni aventuras eroticas, sino toda su vida como niño mimado, marido de europutas, padre de checos y eslovenios, mal ciudadano que no paga impuesto y empresario tramposo que declara perdidas inexistentes. no muestra su 1040 alegando auditoria, 14 mujeres que lo acusan de acoso no llenan su requisito sexual, y la lluvia dorada es fake news. trump modifica la realidad a su antojo. pero su fantasia, sacada de las teorias conspirativas de wikipedia, abarca todo el espectro americano, desde el alunizaje hasta los iluminati pasando por la pornografia infantil. en un mes le va encima al fbi, la cia, la corte, la prensa, el congreso, hollywood, el futbol… menos vladimir putin.©varela

signaturebefore the impeachment, the vil clinton swears he has no sex with lewinsky. when impeached, says he think to suck is not to fuck. to invade iraq, bush the yam invents satan josein’s weapons of massive destruction, and his general powell pulled a satellite pic with a truck carrying trunks of trees. when the mess of benghazi diplomat headquarters, obama lies, through his secretary of state clinton, about the reason, explaining it’s retaliation by an anti-muslim video, when in reality is a failed cia operation. but trump’s is different. doesn’t suspend the formula 1 or nascar, not closing the oscars or the grammys, but his lies and tantrums affect american life from beginning to end as it denigrate the representative democracy. it’s not another liar variant of his presidential predecessors. it’s much more. the tycon tweets that schwarzenegger is fired from the apprentice show when nbc reported that the austrian resigns to the second season. ensures that the streep is overrated when she criticized him at the golden globes. and that baldwin is bad actor satirizing him at saturday night live. in the same way in the superbowl he compares himself with football star brady, saying that the quarterback only comes up once on the cover of times magazine while him, 15 times, and he’s who most appears on cover, when in reality it’s nixon, 55 times. and also as a candidate accused the father of ted cruz of being one of the killers of kennedy, as well as the dwarf at the sewer and the giant in the scrubland, without any database, not even ’cause oliver stone said it to him. according to him, obama isn’t american but kenyan, with a fake birth certificate. then, to justify its defeat of the popular vote against hillary says, without evidence, that in the elections vote 3 million of illegal. and now accuses obama poking his phones at trump tower, an offense watergate style, to divert attention from the political debacle of his attorney general. no, trump doesn’t justify invasions or failed operations nor erotic adventures, but his life as a pampered child, euro-whores husband, father of the czechs and slovenians, bad citizen who don’t pay tax and cheat businessman who declares non-existent money lost. doesn’t show his 1040 claiming audit, 14 women who accused him of harassment don’t meet his sexual requirement, and the golden shower is fake news. trump changes reality to suit his requirement. but her fantasy, conspiracy theories from wikipedia, covers the entire american spectrum, from the moon landing to the illuminati through child pornography. in a month going over the fbi, the cia, the court, the press, the congress, hollywood, the football… less vladimir putin.©varela

MONTH 1 (47 TO GO)

el resumen del primer mes de poder de trump no puede ser peor porque la expectativa, en lugar de disiparse, se acumula. con ban de viajes vetado por la corte y el muro sin financista, el asesor de seguridad renunciando y el fiscal bailando en la cuerda floja, el presidente declara a la prensa enemigo del pueblo y dice que prefiere la democracia por contacto directo, que es la que hacia fidel, marigadafi y pitichavez; y mete un rally en la florida donde sus partidarios llevan carteles futuristas (trump 2020) y el promete puestos de trabajos y america great again, o sea, repite sus lemas de campaña. su mas prolifica labor es tuitear. antes, eso era folklor de millonario extravagante, hoy significa administrador entretenido y comandante en jefe disfuncional. en su primer mes escribio 180 tuits mientras firmo 25 ordenes ejecutivas, asi que su verdadero trabajo es en la internet, no en la sala oval de la casa blanca… y eso recuesta a un hombre de 70 años al nivel de un teenager de 17. su hora mas activa como netizen es entre las 4 y las 5 de la mañana, por lo que se supone que tuitea cagando ya que el 80% del norteamericano evacua del cuerpo a esa hora debido al estres social. visto asi, tenemos un mandamas que vive en una realidad virtual pero lo mejor de nuestra realidad es lo mala que se esta poniendo. por eso esto se mide de mes en mes, y ahorita dia tras dia…©varelasignaturethe summary of the first month of trump power couldn’t be worse ’cause the expectation, rather than dissipates, accumulates it. with travel ban vetoed by the court and the wall without financier, security advisor resigning and prosecutor dancing on a tightrope, the president declares the press as enemy of the people and says that he prefers democracy through direct contact, as fidel, omar gadafi, and piti-chavez; and puts a rally in florida where his supporters carried futuristic signs (trump 2020) and he promises jobs and america great again, i.e. repeating his campaign slogans. his most prolific work is tweeting. before, that was millionaire extravagant folklore, today means distracted administrator and dysfunctional commander in chief. in his first month he wrote 180 tweets while signed 25 executive orders, so his real work is in the internet, not in the white house oval room oval… and that lie a 70 years old man of 70 to the level of a teenager of 17. his most active time as netizen is between 4 and 5 o’clock in the morning, and by what is supposed that he tweets shitting since the 80% of the americana evacuates from the body at that time due to social stress. seen so, we have a top dog who lives in a virtual reality but the better of our reality is the bad it’s getting. that’s why this has to be measured month on month, and at any moment, day by day…©varela

UMAP

umap (unidad militar de ayuda a la produccion, 1965-1968) es un cuento diferente, fuera del oficialismo isleño y del simplismo exiliar. musica: midnight express de giorgo moroder. espero lo disfruten este fin de semana.©varela
signatureumap (military units to aid production, 1965-1968) is an unusual tale, out of the islander ruling and the exile simplifications. music: giorgo moroder’s midnight express. i hope you enjoy it this weekeend.©varela


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CELESTIAL TRUMP PETS

el gabinete de trump parece el politburo del partido comunista moscovita. si se ponen gorros con la estrella roja, dan la pinta porque son viejos carijoputas. es obvio que al tycon lo ayudaron a ganar los tovarishes. o todos sus asesores aman al embajador ruso, un gordo repulsivo cabeza e puerco, y se reunen con el para hablar del ballet bolshoi, el costo del pasaje aeroflot y la extincion del tigre de kamshatka. ahora se sabe que 6 ayudantes del presidente se reunieron con el funcionario de putin durante la campaña, entre ellos su genio de seguridad, flyn (que renuncio), su fiscal sessions (que acaba de apartarse de la investigacion del hackeo a las elecciones) y su yerno kushner, que no sabe un carajo donde esta parao. pero ninguno recuerda el tema de la conversacion con el diplomatico. los republicanos aseguran que debio ser sobre caviar y vodka mientras los comediantes joden con que quizas discutian de lluvia dorada. el caso es que estamos mas que nunca en las manos de los ex sovieticos, que decadas atras era nuestro mayor miedo, incluyendo el pavor cinematografico a la mafia rusa, eufemismo de kgb. en fin, esto no se trata de evadir el regreso a la guerra fria ni de expiar prejuicios sino de geopolitica, porque rusia, asi sea capitalista, comunista u ortodoxa, es enemiga natural de estados unidos. creer que durante el nazismo se aliaron es desconocer historia. los americanos arman a hitler para acabar con stalin; cuando se vira la tortilla ayudan a stalin para destruir a hitler… y permiten al ejercito rojo tomar berlin para que el aleman no vea como conquistador al reconstructor economico. asi las cosas, el globalismo crea al nacionalismo como pretexto para alianza politica. y ahora los multimillonarios del aguila imperial necesitan al oso siberiano para sacudirse el expansionismo economico del dragon chino a la zona de succion petrolera de persas y mesopotamicos. lo demas es hollywood y calle 8.©varela
signaturethe trump cabinet seems the political bureau of the moscow communist party. if they wear hats with red star, give the look ’cause they’re old motherfuckers. it’s obvious that the tycon was helped to win by the tovarishes. or all his advisers love the russian ambassador, a repulsive fat head of pig, and meet with him to talk about bolshoi ballet, the cost of the aeroflot ticket and the extinction of the kamshatka tiger. it’s now known that 6 helpers of the president met the putin’s official during the campaign, including his security genius, flyn (who resigned), his attorney sessions (which just recuses himself from the hacking elections probe) and his son-in-law kushner, who doesn’t a damn where is standing up. but nobody remember the topic of the conversation with the diplomat. the republicans claim that should be on caviar and vodka while comedians fuck with that maybe were arguing oabout golden shower. the fact is that we’re more than ever in the hands of the former soviets, which decades ago was our greatest fear, including film panic to the russian mafia, euphemism for kgb. in short, this isn’t to evade the return to the cold war or atone for prejudices but from geopolitics, ’cause russia, whether capitalist, communist or orthodox, it’s a natural enemy of the united states. believing that during nazism they were allied themselves is to ignore history. the americans arming hitler to finish stalin; when the the table turns they help stalin to destroy hitler… and allow the red army to take berlin for german don’t see as conqueror to the economic reconstructor. so things, globalization creates nationalism as a pretext for political alliance. and now the billionaires of the imperial eagle need the siberian bear to shake off the chinese dragon economic expansionism to the oil suction zone of persians and mesopotamics. the rest is hollywood and 8th street.©varela

CLAQUETA

si en miami tenemos a bonco quiñongo y papito camagüey, par de negros faranduleros que no actuan mal, no se por que hollywood tiene que usar un nigga americano, y musulman de paso, para hacer de cubano en la pelicula moonlight. siempre hacen lo mismo. en scarface ponen a un italoamericano y para hacer de otro marielito, reinaldo arenas, usan un español. que en the perez family meten indhues como balseros. pero lo peor es el padrino 2 donde se van a santo domingo como si fuera la habana, sin malecon ni edificios altos, un asco. y con gente famelica en harapos por la calle, sabiendo que el cubano cuando la tacita de oro esta bien comido y bien vestido; todos los hombres igualitos a elvis presley y las mujeres a jane russell. en fin, es el punto de vista americano, que nos rebaja, nos ve bananeros, tercermundistas. hay una pelicula de los años 30, no recuerdo el nombre, donde un contrabandista de armas de connecticut va a cuba durante la guerra de independencia a venderle rifles al general calixto garcia (el tipo es quien gana la guerra, no los marines de teddy roosevelt) y el mambi lo interpreta cesar romero, el nieto de marti. en medio de la pelicula, romero habla español, dice: vaya con dios. una frase que no es cubana sino mejicana, pero que se puede esperar de este cine. por lo pronto, andy garcia tiene preparada su version de los sucesos de la embajada del peru que desata el mariel. pero como no recibe permiso para viajar a la isla, la filmara en cancun donde dicen que hay una calle que se parece a miramar. a ver si tiene mas suerte que con aquel asalto a palacio que hizo en no se donde, que el palacio, mas que un palacio, parecia una secundaria.©varela
signatureif in miami we have bonco quiñongo and papito camagüey, pair of scenesters blacks who don’t performe so bad, i don’t know why hollywood has to use an american nigga, and muslim by the way, to play cuban in the film moonlight. they always do the same. in scarface they put an italian american and to make another marielito, reinaldo arenas, they use a spaniard. that in the perez family they put indhues as rafters. but the worst is the godfather 2, where they go to santo domingo pretending is havana, without malecon and tall buildings, disgusting. and with starving people, in rags, by the street, knowing that the cuban when the golden cup goes well eaten and well-dressed; all men elvis presley look alike and the women as jane russell. in the end, is the american point of view, humiliating us, seeing us as banana people, third world. there is a movie of the thirties, i don’t remember the title, where a smuggler of arms of connecticut goes to cuba during the war of independence to sell rifles to the general calixto garcia (the guy is who wins the war, not the teddy roosevelt’s marines) and the mambi is played by cesar romero, the grandson of marti. in the middle of the film, romero speaks spanish, he says: vaya con dios. a phrase that is not cuban but mexican, but what can you expect from this cinema. for one thing, andy garcia has prepared his version of the events of the embassy of peru, which unleashed the mariel boatlift. but since he’s not receiving permission to travel to the island, he will film it in cancun where they say that there is a street that looks like miramar. lets see if he has better luck than with that assault on the palace which made i don’t know where, where the palace, rather than a palace, seemed a high school.©varela

EL BERRINCHE NEGRO / THE BLACK TANTRUM

diario de cuba es un website de fake news estilo cubadebate. en ambos sitios se sobrecumplen metas. en uno de cosechas y en el otro de arrestos. los 2 halagan a trump, para quedar bien con miamenses o moscovitas. y la ciber mancuerna pasa solo comentarios positivos y censura los negativos, excepto los muy burdos, que dan risa en lugar de poner a pensar. visto asi, cabe señalar que la similitud de estas publicaciones digitales radica en redaccion, formato y grafica, ya que usa los mismos periodistas que, disgustados en un lado, se van al otro. y el otro dia en diario de cuba aparece lo trivial: una caricatura criticando el castrismo pero esta vez con par de negros agarrados de las pichas por 2 viejas extranjeras. entonces unos lectores, supongo que negros, dicen que eso es racismo. pero por que? por las bembas y la fealdad? busquenme un negro bonito y de facciones finas. por pingueros? el turismo sexual de cuba es por prostitucion prieta; no caucasiana, que para eso esta el red light district de amsterdam. me parece que acusan de racista el trabajo porque a los negros les ponen camisetas del che y fidel, y eso indica que son negros revolucionarios. y los negros que se van de cuba quieren que todo negro se vista como blanco derechista, con pullover aeropostale, y no es asi. la caricatura esta excelente. el artista, que es mediocre, debe seguir pintando negros, le dio la patada a la lata (va y le pagan).©varela
signaturediario ode cuba is a fake news cubadebate style website. at both sites is goals are met. in one, of crops and in the other of arrests. in both they tickle trump, to look good with miamians or muscovites. and the cyber cufflink passes only positive comments, censorshiping negatives, except the very coarse, provoking laughter instead of thinking. seen like that, it should be noted that the similarity of these digital publications lies in the writing, format and graphic, since it uses the same journalists who, upset on one side, they go to the other. and the other day in diario de cuba appears the trivial: a cartoon criticizing the castroism, but this time with a pair of niggas seized by the cockc for 2 old foreign ladies. then a few readers, i guess them black, say that’s racism. but why? the fatmouth and ugliness? find me a good looking black with fine face features. by pingueros? sex tourism in cuba is by dark prostitution; not caucasian, that for that is the red light district of amsterdam. it seems to me that the work is accused of racist ’cause blacks are put on t-shirts of che and fidel, and that indicates that they’re revolutionary blacks. and blacks leaving cuba wants all black dressed as white right-winger, aeropostale sweaters, and isn’t as well. the cartoon is excellent. the artist, who is mediocre, must continue painting blacks, he hit the jackpot (perhaps he’ll get paid).©varela

ANTI-CASTRO JET SET

pepito daniel ferrer es un lider anticastrista sui generis. habla con acento uruguayo. lee informes desde la azotea de su casa con un negro detras sosteniendole una sombrilla. viene al show de marielvira y se faja verbalmente con ermundo. vive de alquilar peliculas pirateadas de miami y es mujeriego. pero por si fuera poco dice tener 6 mil seguidores (no todos mujeres) en una organizacion llamada unpacu, posiblemente la mas famosa hoy en dia, apoyada por la fundacion de jorgito. algunos dicen, entre ellos sus detractores dentro de la disidencia, por celos desde luego, que su grupo esta penetrado (no analmente por pepito sino ideologicamente por la seguridad). y la verdad es que en el pasado tuvo varios problemas al respecto con acusaciones raras de sus mismos correligionarios. ahora pepito tiene otro escandalo mas. acusa a cuesta morua, no solo de ser falso opositor, sino de regar mierda sobre el (junto a su exmujer, yusmila), usando la imagen de su atractiva actual pareja, la cantante liettys reyes. la reyes es una de esas voluptuosas indias orientales que se las trae, de las que dicen que tiempla por ver la leche correr. que se arrimo a pepito cuando este solto a su esposa por desacuerdos financieros e incompatibilidad de caracteres (nunca por problemas ideologicos ni adulterio). pero ya en enero pasado la reyes tuvo lios con una rival, una tal alejandra martinez, estudiante del preuniversitario mendive de santiago, que se dice salio preñada de pepito y queria manutencion. liettys corrio al banco y saco los 500 cuc que le mandara fdez saiz de la fnca y se los dio a la beldad ojiverde para callarle la boca o cerrarle el bollo, lo que fuera. y ahora sucede esto, que pepito asegura es un ataque trapero de cuesta morua & co (y quizas de laritza diversent, enamorada locamente de pepito, el cual solo quema gasolina refinada, no petroleo), sobre unas fotos que su mujer se hizo, jura ella y el le cree, antes de empezar a singar con el.©varela

pepito2pepito3pepito daniel ferrer is a sui generis anti-castro leader. talks with uruguayan accent. read reports from the roof of his house with a nigga behind him holding an umbrella. he comes to the marielvira show and verbally fight with ermundo. lives renting pirated movies from miami and he’s a womanizer. but as if it wasn’t enough, he claims to have 6 thousand followers (not all women) in an organization called unpacu, possibly the most famous today, supported by the foundation of jorgito. some say, among them his detractors within the dissent, by jealousy certainly, that his group is penetrated (not anally by pepito but ideologically by the cuban state security). and the truth is that in the past he had several problems with rare charges from the same fellows. pepito now has another more scandal. he accuses cuesta morua, not only to be false opponent, but spread shit about him (among his ex-wife yusmila), using the image of his current attractive couple, the singer liettys reyes. the reyes is one of those voluptuous oriental indies which is too much, they say she fuck to see the cum run. that she got pepito when he left his spouse by financial disagreements and incompatibility of characters (never for ideological problems or adultery). but already in january, the reyes had trouble with a rival, a such alejandra martinez, student of the pre-university mendive of santiago de cuba, which is said was pregnant of pepito and wanted child support. liettys ran to the bank and withdraw the $500 which were sent by fdez saiz of the canf to gave it to the beauty green-eyed to silence her or to close her pussy, whatever. and now this happens, pepito says is a set up from cuesta morua & co (maybe laritza diversent, madly loving pepito, which only burns refined gasoline, not petroleum), over some pictures that his wife had, she swears and he believes her, before start fucking with him.©varela

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STANDING OVATION

the president has just released his speech to congress. it’s the state of the union variant, only that there is no report to give yet ’cause the guy has a month governing (or tweeting, which in his case, is the same). he took out on camera the paraplegic, the household black (in this country, as malcolm x said, there is the household black and the field black) and the military widow. the cliche. the rest of the verbal mess were short sentences of no more than 10 words (his mind, and the age, do not give for more) with interspersed silences for applause (half of the congress’s standing, the other half sitting). the wife and daughter well clothed but sitting separated ’cause psychiatrists were already saying that both had electra complex. caught my attention when he assured that through the immigration control will bring back jobs for nationals. it’s logical: his spouse of slovenia first remove graphic nudism job from a newyorker model and later took the first lady seat from an arkansas redneck but the problem of the tycon with inbound is for latinos and towelhead, not for eurowhores, which has married 2, a czech and a yugoslav. as commander in chief he looked well saying that wars must be to win them (while the dead is not put by their children, of course). and he recalled, very important, that the intention is to make america great again. at the end, as in the tele-evangelists shows, god bless everybody, less fags and radical muslims.©varela
NOTE TO THE PERSONNEL:
looking at his cabinet is reminded me the nursing home where my aunt josefa entered, only that these are millionaires and she retired with the 401k removed and benefits fucked from the scandal of the bankruptcy of enron in the bush the yam administration
signatureel presidente acaba de soltar su discurso al congreso. es la variante del estado de la union, solo que no hay reporte que dar entodavia porque el tipo lleva un mes gobernando (o tuiteando, que para su caso, es lo mismo). saco en camara la paraplejica, el negro domestico (en este pais, como decia malcolm x, esta el negro domestico y el negro rebelde) y la viuda del militar. el cliche. el resto del ejetreo verbal fueron frases cortas de no mas de 10 palabras (su mente, y la edad, no dan para mas) con silencios intercalados para los aplausos (la mitad del congreso de pie, la otra mitad sentado). la mujer y la hija bien vestidas pero sentadas separadas porque ya los psiquiatras estaban diciendo que habia complejo de electra en las 2. me llamo la atencion cuando aseguro que mediante el control de la inmigracion rescataria trabajos para los nacionales. es logico: su esposa de eslovenia primero le quito el curralo de nudismo grafico a una modelo niuyorquina y despues le usurpo el puesto de primera dama a una redneck de arkanas pero el problema del tycon con los entrantes es para latinos y cabeza e trapo, no para europutas, de las cuales ha desposado a 2, una checa y otra yugoslava. como comandante en jefe lucio bien diciendo que las guerras hay que ganarlas (mientras que los muertos no los pongan sus hijos, desde luego). y recordo, muy importante, que la intencion es hacer a america great again. al final, como en los shows televangelistas, god bless everybody, menos para maricones y musulmanes radicales.©varela
NOTA AL PERSONAL:
mirando su gabinete me recordo el hogar de ancianos donde se metio mi tia josefa, solo que estos son millonarios y ella se retiro con el 401k quitado y los beneficios jodidos desde el escandalo de la quiebra de enron en el gobierno de bush el ñame

OSCARS 2017

hollywood, dominado por judios y liberales, donde no hay voto popular ni electoral sino el del director, tuvo su peor noche. en la era trumpista le da oscars a par de negros (nosecuanto ali y una tal davis) y se troca la mejor pelicula (anuncian ‘la la land’ musical, pero la ganadora es ‘moonlight’ de negros, simbolismo de las elecciones americanas, donde iba a ganar uno pero gana el otro). de la misma manera uno piensa que tal vez la actriz ganadora era meryl streep pero se confundieron y premiaron la negra. visto asi, se calma a los indignados e incluso al enemigo al dar el mejor filme extranjero a iran porque es obvio que si lo dan a rusia se dice entonces que los tovarishes influyen tambien en el cine. pero la cinematografia americana se politiza hasta la medula. por eso los oscars bajan de lugar en la tele, que ahora es el superbowl (show redneck tipo rodeo chujando negros a darse empujones, repleto de anuncios intelectuales)… trump (que es lo mismo), y game of thrones (que es parecido). lo demas no se puede ver hasta el verano, que es cuando vienen los tiburones comiendo gente.©varela
signaturehollywood, dominated by jews and liberals, where there is not popular or electoral vote but the director’s, had its worst night. in the trumpist era, it gives oscars to pair of niggas (whatever ali and a such davis) switching the best film (announces musical ‘la la land’ musical, but the winner is negro ‘moonlight’, symbolism of the american elections, where some one is gonna win but the other wins). on the same way one thinks that perhaps the winner actress was meryl streep but they were mistaken and rewarded the black. seen so, they calm the indignant and even the enemy, giving the best foreign film to iran ’cause it’s obvious that if they give it to russia is says the tovarishes influence also in the cinema. but the american cinematography is politicized to the marrow. by that, the oscars fall of place in the tv, that now is the superbowl (redneck show, rodeo type, pushing blacks to shove each others, full of intellectual ads)… trump (that is the same), and game of thrones (that is similar). the rest is not watchable until the summer, that is when the sharks come eating people.©varela