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TRANSGENDER BATHROOM

cuando trabaje en telemundo (99-05) habia un transgender que tuvo problemas. era un chico alto y delgado vestido de mujer, bonito, ojiazul de pestañonas, con tetas grandes con pezones que parecian puntas de dedos puyando debajo de la tela, piernas largas y un culo redondo empinado. todo el mundo lo miraba pero las mujeres mucho mas porque para morbo, se decia que tenia una pinga enorme. iba al baño de las damas, desde luego, porque el de los caballeros se hubiera llenado de gente al entrar esa perversidad visual. cuentan que se encerraba en los cubiculos para hacer sus necesidades. pero alguna dama observadora desde un indoro contiguo, por alguna hendija, debio verle el rabo en algun momento y empezo el chisme. era maquillista. y recursos humanos dijo que habia llenado la aplicacion como hembra. pero el 90% del personal tenia dudas de el. el caso fue que un dia, por algun motivo, vayase a ver si organico o psiquico, la tranca se le paro en el baño y una vieja le vio el bulto bajo la saya. lo denuncio, le preguntaron si tenia pene y lo expulsaron del canal. era logico que tampoco, con su andamiaje carnal femenino, lo iban a dejar entrar al servicio de los hombres, y mas con lo jodedores que eran los camarografos del icaic. ahora trump deroga la ley de obama sobre baños y transgenders. y un republicano esta en contra: ileana ros. su hija, amanda, se injerto picha y se convirtio en rodrigo. a mi me importa un carajo que una dama esbelta entre a mi baño jalando un trozo de carne para mear, es mas, creo que me haria una paja mirandola. tampoco si se mete un rodrigo a vacilarme la mia, que si me agarra en tragos, alli mismo, de pie, le cojo el culo de jeba por mucha tranca que se haya puesto alante. en fin, no me hagan caso pues soy un viejo verde degenerado. pero la diferencia mia con trump, ademas de los billones, es que a el le gusta la lluvia dorada y a mi entodavia. porque europutas gastamos ambos, el de eslovenia y yo de ucrania (que si la de el sabe 5 idiomas, la mia 4).©varela
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when i worked on telemundo (99-05) there was a struggled transgender. it was a tall and slim guy dressed as woman, beautiful, blue eyes and big lashes, with large breasts with nipples that looked finger tips poking under fabric, long legs and a steep rounded ass. everyone looked at him but the women more ’cause for morbid, was said he had a huge cock. he used to go to the ladies bathroom, certainly ’cause the gentlemen had filled of people after entering this visual wickedness. they told he locked in the cubicles to make his needs. but some observer lady from contiguous toilet, through any slot, should see his tail at some time and started the gossip. it was makeup artist at that time. and human resources said it had filled the application as a female. the 90% of the personnel had doubts of him. the case was a day for some reason, going to see if organic or psychic, his dick got hard in the restroom and an old lady saw the bulk under the skirt. she reported him, was asked if he had penis and was fired from the channel. it was logical, with his carnal female scaffolding, they don’t were going to let him go to the men restroom, as jokers were the icaic cameraman. now trump repeals obama’s law about bathrooms and transgenders. and a republican is against: ileana ros. her daughter, amanda, grafted prick and became rodrigo. to me, i care a damn if a slender lady enters in my bath pulling out a meat to pee, is more, i think that i would do a handjob watching that. even if enters a rodrigo looking mine, if catch me at drinks, just there, vertical, i get its gal ass by too much sausage it has in front. at the end, ignore me ’cause i’m a dirty old degenerate. but my difference with trump, in addition to the billions, is he like the golden shower and i still don’t. ’cause both have eurowhores, him from slovenia and me from ukraine (that if hers knows 5 languages, mine 4).©varela

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ESTO SE ESTA ACABANDO / THIS IS RUNNING OUT

la prensa anticastrista, desde que empezo, cobra por su gestion, que casi siempre es fake news para la grandilocuencia politica (arrestos masivos, marchas populares, paros nacionales). recuerdo cuando en el herald inventabamos disidentes y grupos que solo eran un parejita que mandaba faxes -todos mentiras- y recibia $200 mensuales de manos de un intermediario miamense (nancy perez crespo, angel de fana, fdez trujillo, huber matos, el bizco gutierrez, que se quedaban con el resto, unos $1000 mas que les daba el gobierno americano por cada opositor isleño). asi que no hay patriotismo involucrado sino negocio. visto asi, esto se esta acabando gracias a ti, (como le dijera cheito leon al hombre de maisinicu, pero que alberto delgado replicara: gracias a mi no, sino a muchos como yo) votante de trump. el vivio del cuento y el entrisale, ironica y paradojicamente quien mas lo alento fue el gobierno de obama, y ahora con el tycon es posible que solo reciban bonos alegoricos, efigies de lincoln y banderitas americanas, la brigada 2506 por belica, vieja e infantiloide. se termina el modus vivendi per contribuyentis amerikanvs. es logico, con un presidente de mentalidad empresarial, todo lo de cuba da perdida a no ser mercadeo de tabaco y ron. por eso ahora el ultimo circo de la payasita en cuba, otorgar premios a activistas internacionales en el gaveto del difunto padre, no prende aca como show. eso de agasajar a personalidades internacionales con cuba no camina si no se hace en la casa de las americas o el palacio de la revolucion. que la chica paya use al muerto es su problema, es su muerto. que use incluso el dinero que consigue en estados unidos junto a la madre, tambie es su lio, cada cual hace con su fula lo que le da la gana, yo tenia colecciones de alfa romeos, peliculas japonesas y armas de fuego rusas y alemanas. pero que una puta vaya a la isla a plantar carpa con permiso cubano y ley de ajuste americana, es otra cosa, alla sobran las putas mas baratas y menos problematicas. por otra parte, la eponima, desde el malecon, se toma un video que sube a internet convidando al cubano de estados unidos a viajar a cuba, no como empleada de habanatur pidiendo turismo sino como anticastrista miamense pidiendo protesta. y para motivar, dice: es tan barato ya el pasaje. no le ven la coña? repito: esto se esta acabando, alberto delgado.©varela
maisinicu-inglesthe anti-castro press, since started, charges for its dealing, which is almost always fake news to the political bombast (popular marches, mass arrests, national strikes). i remember when in the herald we inveted dissidents and groups that were only a couple who sent faxes -all lies- and received $200 per month from the hands of a miami broker (nancy perez crespo, angel de fana, fdez trujillo, huber matos, the cross-eyed gutierrez, who kept the balance, about $1000 more the american government gave for each islander opponent). so there is no patriotism involved but business. seen like that, this is running out, thanks to you, (as cheito leon said to the maisinicu man, but alberto delgado replicated: not thanks to me, but to many like me) trump voter. the living from the tall tale and the entering and exiting, ironic and paradoxically who more motivated it, was the obama government, and now with the tycon it’s possible to receive only allegorical bonuses, lincoln effigies and little american flags, the brigade 2506 by warrior, old and childish. the modus vivendi per contribuyentis amerikanvs, end. it’s logical, with an entrepreneurship president, everything in cuba is lost unless tobacco and rum marketing. so now the last circus of the payasita in cuba, granting awards to international activists in the late father home, as show here, won’t operate. that entertain to international personalities with cuba don’t go, if it’s not done in the casa de las americas or the palace of the revolution. that paya girl using the dead is her problem, her dead. to use even the money she gets in the united states with her mother also is his mess, everyone makes with its buks what pleases, i had alfa romeos collections, japanese movies and russian and german firearms. but a bitch going to the island to plant a tent with cuban permit and american adjustment act, is another thing, there are plenty hookers cheaper and less troublemaker. on the other hand, the eponymous, from the malecon, take a video that uploads to internet, inviting cubans in united states to travel to cuba, not as a habanatur emplyee calling for tourism but as miami anti-castroist asking for protest. and to motivate it, she says: the round trip ticket is so cheap now. you don’t see the joke? i repeat: this is running out, alberto delgado.©varela

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OUR EXILE LEGENDS

en el exilio se inventan infinidad de mentiras (fake news?) sobre los cubanos que llegan, desertan o se escapan (como las que hoy nos trae el dissentour® que viene y va). todas realzan una actuacion eponima en la isla. por ejemplo, gustavo arcos bergnes en el moncada, se apea el primero del chevrolet, tirotea la posta 3 y abre las puertas del cuartel (la realidad es que bergnes sale del automovil detras de fidel y no tira un tiro porque se le encasquilla la pistola). en giron, el general del pino hunde 3 embarcaciones, destruye 1 tanque y 2 camiones llenos de invasores que, de haber arribado a su destino, hubieran tomado un pueblo clave que cambiaba el final de la batalla (la verdad es que solo bombardea 1 barco y ametralla 10 invasores de un camion roto, que descansan en la cuneta). de ahi para alla hay un monton de cuentos chinos, unos mas liricos y elaborados, otros mas rusticos y prosaicos. pero dentro del exilio tambien hay fabulas que quedan como realidad en la conciencia colectiva. ileana ros aparece a la prensa local con un ojo morado y un dedo cercenado. en la conferencia cita una odisea casera: resbala en la sala, al caer se golpea el ojo con el canto de la mesa de cristal, entonces un bucaro de flores cae al suelo y al estallar una de las astillas de nacar le cercena un dedo. expertos en accidentes, del partido democrata, analizan el incidente y concluyen que el marido dexter lehtinen, famoso desde vietnam por su violencia (en asia participa en la masacre de my lai, y en miami apabulla a ileanita en el parqueo de la cubanisima y le tira un televisor por la cabeza en la casa, que traspasando una ventana cae en la casa del vecino) debio golpearle la cara y ella, huyendo de el cierra alguna puerta fuertemente, machucandose el dedo. pero una de las leyendas menos cuestionadas, por el nivel de tecnologia involucrada en la misma y por afectar el castrismo, es el debate que nunca existio, de alarcon con mas canosa. resulta que mariaelvira arregla todo de manera diferida, ella entrevista a alarcon primero con un camarografo en la habana lanzando la imagen via satelite, y despues a mas canosa, que esta en el canal en miami, con las mismas preguntas. al editar 2 pantallas en 1 parece que le pregunta a ambos a la vez en el aire, lo cual es mentira. es decir, jamas alarcon acepta debatir con mas canosa pero mas canosa se presta a la farsa porque le conviene. que siempre aca se piensa que de haber habido un debate entre alarcon (cuando era el jefe del parlamento cubano) y un lider exiliar, debia ser montaner el bueno que, hablando de este ultimo, es la leyenda local mas fantastica, propia de un novelista: montaner explica que cuando cae preso en la habana, se escapa del castillo del principe meando las barras de yerro de la ventana de su celda. aqui la realidad presenta 2 variables. siendo un preso juvenil, recibe pase de fin de semana y la madre lo mete en una embajada. la otra insinua que la madre, a traves de la iglesia, le consigue la transferencia del principe hacia un centro de detencion juvenil, y durante esa gestion, cuando le entregan el joven a unos curas, lo llevan a la embajada. pero en el castrismo tambien hay leyendas parecidas, hasta peormente redactadas, y de eso tratara otro post.©varela
signaturein exile, plenty of lies (fake news?) are created about the cubans arriving, staying or escaping (as today brings the dissentour® who comes and goes). all enhance an eponymous performance on the island. for example, gustavo arcos bergnes in moncada, gets down ahead from the chevrolet, shoot post 3 and opens the doors of the barracks (the reality is that bergnes leaves the car behind fidel and doesn’t shot a bullet ’cause him gun is jamming). in bay of pigs, the general del pino sinks 3 ships, destroys 1 tank and 2 trucks full of invaders who having arrived at their destination, they took a key town that would changed the end of the battle (the truth is that he only bombed 1 boat and shoots 10 invaders from a broken truck, which rest in the gutter, aside of the road). hence there are a bunch of tall tales, a few more lyrical and elaborated, others more rustic and prosaic. but within the exile also are fables that remain as reality in the collective consciousness. ileana ros goes to the local press with a black eye and a severed finger. at the conference she cites a homemade odyssey: sliding in the living room, falls hitting the eye with the edge of the glass table, a vase of flowers then falls to the ground and explode and a shell splinters severs her a finger. experts in accidents, of the democratic party, discussed the incident and concluded that the husband, dexter lehtinen, famous from vietnam for his violence (in asia participated in the my lai massacre, and overwhelms ileanita in the parking lot of the cubanisima radio station in miami and throws a tv set by her head in the house, falling through a window in the house’s neighbor) had hit her in the face and she, fleeing from him, sould close any door strongly, smashing her finger. but one of the least disputed legends, by the level of technology involved in it and affecting the castroism, is the debate that never existed, alarcon with mas canosa. it’s mariaelvira arranging everything in a deferred manner, she interviewing alarcon first with a cameraman in havana by launching the image via satellite, and then to mas canosa, on the channel in miami, with the same questions. 2 screens edited in 1 seems that she asks to both at the same time on the air, which is a lie. i.e. alarcon ever agree to discuss with mas canosa but mas canosa lends itself to the farce ’cause it best meets his needs. always here thought that having been a debate between alarcon (when he was the head of the cuban parliament) and a leading exile, should be montaner el bueno, that talking about this last, it’s the more fantastic local legend, a novelist’s own: montaner explains that when falls prisoner in havana, escapes from the prince castle pissing in the iron bars window of his cell. here the reality presents 2 variables. being a juvenile prisoner receives weekend pass and his mother puts him in an embassy. the other suggests that the mother, through the church, gets the transfer from the prince castle to a juvenile detention center, and during that, when the young was given to a few priests, they carried him to the embassy. but the castroism also has similar to worst-written legends, and that will be another post.©varela

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PRESIDENT IN SIGHT

presidentes americanos que murieron en el poder: 8, 4 por asesinatos y 4 por enfermedad. 1841, harrison de pneumonia. 1850, taylor de gastroenteritis. 1865, lincoln asesinado. 1881, garfield asesinado. 1901, mckinley asesinado. 1923, harding sincope cardiaco. 1945, roosevelt embolia. 1963, kennedy asesinado. impeachment a presidentes: 2, andrew johnson en 1867 por abuso de poder y lo gano; clinton en 1998 por perjurio y lo gano. un solo presidente renuncio, nixon, antes del impeachment por espionaje politico en 1974. presidentes tratados de asesinar: 18, matando a 4 e hiriendo a 2. intentos de asesinato a presidentes: 28, en 6 le pegaron balazo al mandatario. jackson recibio 1 intento fallido. lincoln 2, uno fallido y el otro efectivo. taft 1 fallido. gardfield 1 efectivo. mckinley 1 efectivo. teddy roosevelt 1 fallido pero lo hirieron. hoover 1 fallido. fd roosevelt 2 fallidos. truman 2 fallidos y en 1 murio un policia interponiendose a la bala. kennedy 1 efectivo. ford 2 fallidos. carter 1 fallido. reagan 1 fallido donde lo hirieron. bush padre 1 fallido. clinton 4 fallidos (al presidente que mas trataron de matar). bush hijo 2 fallidos. obama 3 fallidos (el segundo presidente que mas trataron de matar). trump, 1 fallido durante la campaña, el servicio secreto acaba de revelar que en junio del 2016 michael steven sandford, blanco, le arrebato la pistola a un policia para asesinar a trump durante un rally pero 2 guardaespaldas lo inmovilizaron.©varela

signatureamerican presidents who died in office: 8, 4 murdered and 4 by disease. 1841, harrison of pneumonia. 1850, taylor of gastroenteritis. 1865, lincoln assassinated. 1881, grafield assassinated. 1901, mckinley assassinated. 1923, harding heart attack. 1945, roosevelt embolism. 1963 kennedy assassinated. impeachment presidents: 2, andrew johnson in 1867 by abuse of power and won it; clinton in 1998 for perjury and won it. a single president resigned, nixon, before the impeachment for political espionage in 1974. presidents who were tried to murder: 18, killing 4 and injuring 2. assassination attempts: 28 attempts, 6 shots reached the president. jackson received 1 failed attempt. lincoln 2, 1 failed and the other got him. taft 1 failed. gardfield 1 got him. mckinley 1 got him. teddy roosevelt 1 failed but hurt it. hoover 1 failed. fd roosevelt 2 failed. truman 2 failed and in 1 died a policeman getting the bullet. kennedy 1 got him. ford 2 failed. carter 1 failed. reagan 1 failed where was wounded it. bush sr, 1 failed. clinton 4 failed (the president who most was tried to kill). bush jr, 2 failed. obama 3 (the second president who most was wanted to be kille). trump, 1 failed during the campaign, the secret service has just revealed that in june of 2016 michael steven sandford, white male, took the gun of a police officer to assassinate trump during a rally but 2 bodyguards immobilized him.©varela

NATIONAL TROMPADA

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el hombre que amaba wikileaks ahora dice que liquear informacion oficial a la prensa es un acto criminal. fundo su campaña electoral en ciber chismes contra su rival y ahora, cuando le sacan aventura carnal depravante y le renuncia su asesor de seguridad nacional (por culpa del affair ruso) le duele la filtracion de secretos. los tovarishes llegan al punto de ponerle un barco -que salio de cuba- costeando las aguas americanas para tirar un misil, que dicen que se les fue accidentalmente; pero hace 2 dias, 3 su24 sobrevolaron un destructor americano, el uss donald cook. es la respuesta de putin al escandalo del general flynn, que queria quitar las sanciones economicas texteandole al embajador ruso. cada dia el dictador del kremlin se atreve a mas. es logico. para eso eligio a trump, para someter al aguila imperial. pero mientras tanto a la erotica de naciones unidas, nikki haley, no le quedo mas remedio que condenar la usurpacion de crimea, empujada por los aliados. asi las cosas, la prensa ya se cuestiona el estado mental del presi, porque en 27 dias son demasiadas contradicciones… y ademas esta el problema de la edad. en una sociedad neurotica e hipocondriaca, donde sus ultimos 23 años la guiaron hombres saludables menores de 55, tener 70 es miedo mortal, medicare y medicaid. el mandamas no solo esconde su 1040 sino su reporte fisico (el que dio a fox solo tenia la altura, el peso y la presion arterial, que se puede bajar con una pastillita de lisinopril) y quizas tenga principio de alzheimer’s o desorden de parkisonitis prematura. su boca abierta tiembla. repite 3 veces cada palabra finalizando una frase. cuando improvisa tiene que mirar a un lado antes de crear la palabra. camina con los brazos caidos y arrastrando los pies (la movilidad de los miembros es un signo de salud). y los ojos, rodeados de ojeras blancas debido a los espejuelos que se pone cuando se echa el spray dorador de piel, tienen bolsas arriba y abajo y lucen cansados y semicerrados. es posible que hasta se vaya sin impeachment sino por vias naturales. eso, descartando el balazo puntihueco relleno de mercurio con mira telescopica que le tiene preparado el émulo de oswald.©varela
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the man who loved wikileaks now says that leaking official information to the press is a criminal act. he founded his electoral campaign in cyber gossip against his rival and now, when his depraved carnal adventure is taken out and his national security adviser gives up (because of the russian affair) hurts him the secrets filtration. the tovarishes reach the point to put a ship -that came out from cuba- bordering the american waters shooting a missile, saying that it was an accident; but 2 days ago, 3 su24 flew over an american destroyer, the uss donald cook. it’s putin’s response to the general flynn scandal, who wanted to remove the economic sanctions texting to the russian ambassador. every day the kremlin dictator dares more. it’s logical. for that he elected trump, to submit the imperial eagle. but meanwhile the erotic of united nations, nikki haley, was forced to condemn the usurpation of crimea, pushed by the allies. so things, the press is already questioning the mind health of the presi, ’cause in 27 days are too many contradictions… and also is the problem of the age. in a neurotic and hypochondriacal society, where its last 23 years rule healthy men under 55, having 70 means fear of death, medicare and medicaid. the boss not only hides his 1040 but his physical report (the one he gave fox only had the height, weight and blood pressure, which can be lowered with a pill of lisinopril) and perhaps has the beginning of alzheimer’s or premature parkisonism disorder. his open mouth trembles. he repeats 3 times each word ending a sentence. when he improvises, has to look to one side before creates the word. walks with fallen arms and shuffling (the mobility of limbs is a sign of health). and the eyes, surrounded by white circles ’cause of the eyeglasses when the tan skin spray, have bags up and down and look tired and semi-enclosed. it’s possible to even he goes without impeachment but by natural cause. that, discarding the mercury filled hollowpoint bullet with sight that has prepared the oswald’s follower.©varela

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THE REAL GREAT WALL

el primer poder es el ejecutivo, el gobierno; el segundo poder es el legislativo, los partidos hacedores de leyes; el tercer poder es el judicial, las autoridades que hacen cumplir las leyes; y el cuarto poder son los medios de comunicacion, que crean la conciencia colectiva. cuando trump tomo posesion, la conway, una netizen mitomana que le administro la campaña politica al tycon y se convirtio en asistenta de la casa blanca, expreso que el verdadero partido de oposicion era la prensa, no los democratas. bueno, el washington post acaba de tumbar al consejero de seguridad nacional. saco una noticia el viernes y el lunes por la noche se cayo el general flynn. ese mismo periodico boto de la presidencia a nixon revelando watergate. ahora trump dice que la filtracion de datos de estado es un acto criminal. un concepto dictatorial. el primer paso para la censura. el hombre que vive de un reality show que es fantasia, que saco a la prensa un certificado de nacimiento falso para decir que obama no era americano, ahora se queja del fake new y del intel likeo. critico hasta mas no poder los servicios de inteligencia diciendo que pasaban data a los medios… y ahora no quiere que esa gente replique. cuando usted se faja con la policia, le hacen la vida imposible. lo fichan, le ponen multas por cualquier cosa, lo siguen hasta los restaurantes para cuando salga, con tragos, meterle un dui. si usted tiene una querida le envian fotos de ella a su mujer. es que usted se esta fajando contra un poder, el tercero (y ni hablar de fajarse con el primer o segundo poder). yo le envie una carta critica a bush el ñame en el 2002 y 4 meses despues tenia encima una auditoria del irs, por donde unico me podia coger el gobierno. el segundo poder incluso me cerro el blog par de veces (ya vieron como entraban terminales del congreso, basicamente de la casa de representates, ileanita o mariecito, que yo subi la grafica, a leer mis post sobre la disidencia cubana). en realidad el tercer poder es quien mejor me ha llevado, con 4 años de libertad condicional. pero si uno se faja con el cuarto poder esta bien jodido. el herald no publico ninguna de mis exposiciones de caricaturas en miami (2007, 2008, 2009) pero cuando en el 2010 me faje con la policia en la calle, sali en primera plana. ese es el cuarto poder. y el herald todavia es una mierda (en estos momentos no llega a 20 mil lectores) comparado con los millones de lectores que tiene el washington post y el new york times. miren, yo no se cuanta gente fue a la inauguracion de trump (el cuarto poder se rio de eso)… pero se que a su despedida iran millones y el cuarto poder lo cubrira con imagenes espectaculares. esa fiesta de renuncia se disfrutara con creces. esta cerca. aunque no creo que trump renuncie, lo botaran del puesto. ya la casa de las apuestas de londres, ladbroke, da 3-1 a favor del impeachment. resulta paradojica este cifra porque en realidad serian 3 poderes contra 1 poder.©varela

signaturethe first estate is the executive, the government; the second power is the legislative, law makers parties; the third branch is the judicial, authorities who enforce laws; and the fourth estate is the media, who creates the collective consciousness. when trump took possession, the conway, a mythomaniac netizen that I own him the political campaign to the tycon and became assistant to the white house, expressed that the real opposition party was the press, not the democrats. well, the washington post has just topple the national security adviser. it get out the notice on friday and the monday night general flynn fell. that same newspaper fired nixon from presidency revealing watergate. now trump says that state data leak is a criminal act. a dictatorial concept. the first step toward censorship. the man who lives in a reality show that is fantasy, that brought to the press a fake birth certificate to say that obama was not american, now complains about new fake and intel leaked. was extreme critical to the intelligence services saying that they passed data to the media… and now doesn’t want these people replicating. when you fight the police, they made your life impossible. they check you, putting fines for anything, they follow you to restaurants for when you go out with drinks, put you a dui. if you have a lover they send pictures of her to your wife. is that you are fighting against a power, the third (and not to mention fighting with the first or second power). i sent a critic letter to bush the yam in 2002 and 4 months later i had an audit of the irs, where only could catch the government. the second power even closed my blog couple times (you already saw as entered terminals of the congress, basically of the house of representatives, ileanita or mariecito, that i uploaded graphics, reading my post on cuban dissidents). the third estate is who easier was with me, with 4 years of probation. but if one is quarreling with the fourth estate is well fucked. the herald not published any of my cartoons exhibitions of in miami (2007, 2008, 2009) but when in 2010 i fought the police on the street, i was in front page. that’s the fourth power. and the herald still sucks (at present doesn’t reach 20 thousand readers) compared to the millions of readers who have the washington post and the new york times. look, i don’t know how many people went to the opening of trump (the fourth estate was laughing on that)… but to his farewell will be million and the fourth estate will cover it with spectacular images. that party’s resignation will be enjoyed more than anyhting. it’s near. although i don’t think that trump will resign, he will be fired. already the london betting house, ladbroke, gives 3-1 in favor of the impeachment. this figure is paradoxical ’cause would actually be 3 powers against 1 power.©varela

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HATUEY, LOVE STORY

hatuey, love story, es una interpretacion muy personal, casi intima. mas bien un sueño. los nativos hablan en su lengua y los conquistadores en la suya. espero lo disfruten con la musica de morricone ‘por amor uno puede morir’.©varela
signaturehatuey, love story, it’s a very personal interpretation, almost private. a dream, better said. the natives speak in their language and the conquerors in their’s. i hope you enjoy it. with morricone’s music ‘for love one can die’.©varela

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HUMOR VS NON-HUMOR

un maestro zen agarra una tiza y dibuja una raya en el suelo. le pide a un alumno que disminuya esa raya sin borrarla ni tacharla. tras un rato intentando, el alumno se da por vencido y le dice al maestro que es imposible. entonces el maestro zen coge la tiza de nuevo y hace una raya mayor al lado de la primera raya. ya esta disminuida.
proverbio japones
el ceo de general electric era el consejero economico de obama. general electric a la vez es la empresa matriz de nbc/msnbc. de ahi que nbc fuera la cadena de tv aduladora del negro y por consiguiente de la dyke, la supuesta extension de su administracion. esto lo explico para quienes cuando aquello marchaban por el malecon, gritaban en el protestodromo o saltaban en la escalinata de la universidad habanera y no entienden el motivo de los posicionamientos politicos de la prensa, que todos tienen una base economica, no hay nada ideologico involucrado. saturday night live, de nbc, visto por mi desde hace 37 años, se metio con carter, con reagan, con bush el boniato, con clinton (y mas, cuando el incidente de la lewinsky), con bush el ñame, pero nunca con obama. llego a jaranear con los lapsus mentales de biden y con la disco aventura de hillary en cartagena de indias, mas nada. ahora muchos derechistas ponen el grito en el cielo por la manera como el show trata a trump y su tribu. trump, personificado por el actor baldwin, es un muñecon grotesco haciendo boquitas, bannon es el green ripper, spicer y sessions son mujeres disfrazadas y la conway es una rubia en lingerine, femme fatale, erotica y malevola, que se le cuela en el apartamento a tapper, el anchor de cnn, diciendole: press me! (doble sentido en ingles) get inside me! y el le contesta: pero es que tu haces masacres… eres un monstruo enfermo! y ya este sabado, con el rating mas alto en 6 años (12 millones de televidentes) el programa quiso -aunque no pudo- balancear la ecuacion burlandose de la congresista liberal elizabeth warren, situandola en una cruzada personal anti conservadora junto al ex candidato sanders y schumer, el lider de la minoria democrata. el segmento estuvo bien escrito pero mal actuado. y como no llegaron a ridiculizarla, los trumpistas se quejan hoy. pero la unica solucion para eso es hacer el sabado un show humoristico mejor, en fox. mientras tanto snl cogera los ratings de la teleaudiencia que quiere disfrutar de la burla al gobierno.©varela


a zen master grabs and draws a line on the floor. requests a student to decrease this stripe without erasing it or drawing it. after a while trying to, the student gives up and tells the master that it’s impossible. then the zen master pick up the chalk again and makes a bigger line beside the first line. already is decreased.
japanese proverb
the ceo of general electric was the obama economic adviser. general electric is the parent company of nbc/msnbc. from there nbc was the nigga’s flattering tv network, and from that, of the dyke, the so-called administration extension. i explain this for whom when that, was marching along the malecon, shouting in the protestdrome or jumping on the steps of the havana university and don’t understand the reason for the political positions of the press, which all have an economic base, there is nothing ideological involved. saturday night live, nbc, watching by me for 37 years, messes with carter, reagan, bush the sweet potato, clinton (and more when the lewinsky incident), bush the yam, but never with obama. got to mock the mental lapse of biden and hillary’s disco adventure in cartagena de indias, but nothing more. many right-wingers now lay cry in the sky by the way the show tries trump and his tribe. trump, portrayed by actor baldwin, is a grotesque puppet making snacks, bannon is the green ripper, spicer and sessions are disguised by women and the conway is a blonde in lingerine, femme fatale, erotic and malevolent, that sneaks into the apartment of tapper, the cnn anchor, saying: press me! get inside me! and he answers to her: but is that you do massacres… you are a sick monster! and already this saturday, with the highest rating in 6 years (12 million viewers) the program wanted to -although could not get it- to balance equation ridiculing liberal congresswoman elizabeth warren, placing in a personal anti-conservative crusade along with former candidate sanders and schumer, the democrat minority leader. the segment was well written but poorly acted. and as they didn’t ridicule her, the trumpists complain today. but the only solution for that is to make on saturday a better humorous show, on fox. meanwhile snl will get the ratings from viewers who want to enjoy taunting the government.©varela

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shane, the best western movie ever, comes soon as graphic zen story in a very personal version. music: morricone’s green leaves of summer.©varela


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