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mi version de scarface. con la musica original de giorgio moroder. espero la disfruten.©varela

signaturemy scarface version. with the giorgio moroder original music. i hope you enjoy it.©varela


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FIN DE LA PRIMERA PARTE

EL CANTO DEL VERIL

0el canto del veril lo hice en el 2008 y lo destrui despues. esta es la segunda version. la tenia a medio hacer y hoy la termine por el dia de los padres. algo tarde la quiero compartir. musica: vangelis (conquista del paraiso). espero la disfruten.©varela
signaturei did the veril edge in the 2008 and i destroyed it later. this is the second version. i got it half made but today i finished it for father’s day. something late i want to share with you. music: vabgelis (conquest of paradise). i hopy you enjoy it.©varela


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PASSING

PODIUMla prensa esta acabando con trump. no lo lleva a juicio sino que lo ayuda a autodestruirse porque el tycon es su mayor enemigo. empleados de la casa blanca confiesan, pidiendo anonimato, que el presidente le grita a la pantalla de tv cuando ponen sus noticias. y el es el 99% del tema diario de la prensa americana. precisamente la filtracion de datos de sus allegados y sus oficiales de inteligencia es lo que lo tiene irritado todo el dia. aseguran que los psiquiatras le aconsejaron traer a melania a la casa blanca para ver si dejaba de tuitear por la madrugada. ella promete que hara lo posible. ha de sacarse las tetas para que el toque pezones en lugar de teclas de iphone. otro aseguran -siempre anonimos- que cuando habla con alguien enseguida saca el tema de que no lo estan investigando. tanta obsesion tiene con eso que hizo que uno de sus leguleyos lo dijera en tv con la unica base de que no recibe la notificacion, del fiscal independiente, de que su cliente esta bajo investigacion. acostumbrando a mandar a los demas, a contratar y botar empleados, a humillar, y al show de tv, a trump no le interesa la realidad. que otra cosa va a hacer bannon en el west wing (si no dar declaraciones anonimas) si trump, celoso porque decian que bannon era el cerebro, dijo que bannon era simplemente un empleado mas y que la estrategia la hacia el. trump no es jugador de team, no sirve para presidente sino para dictador. las cosas mas superfluas lo calman (la intervencion de su abogado en tv el fin de semana) y los detalles mas tontos lo explotan (ver a hillary en una entrevista diciendo que tiene 3 millones mas de seguidores que el). visto asi, si salen mas fuentes anonimas diciendo boberias, como que schwarzenegger subio el rating o mark cuban compro otro equipo de balocesto, el comandante en jefe cae al piso con la boca llena de espuma. y eso paso antes… 4 presidentes americanos estiraron la pata de causas naturales en su oficina: harrison (colapso febril 1841), taylor (indigestion, 1850), harding (sincope, 1923) y roosevelt (embolia, 1945). hay 2 documentos que trump oculta: su declaracion de impuesto y su examen medico.©varela
signaturethe press is finishing trump. it doesn’t him to trial but it helps him to self-destruct ’cause the tycon is his greatest enemy. white house employees confess, asking for anonymity, that the president yells at tv screen when they put their news. and he is 99% of the daily theme of the american press. precisely the leaking of data from their close persons and his intelligence officers is what has irritated him all day. they said the psychiatrists advised him to bring melania to the white house to see if he would stop tweeting in the early morning. she promises she’ll do her best. she has to take her tits out so that he can touch nipples instead of iphone keys. anothers insured -always anonymous- that when he talks to someone immediately get the issue that he isn’t under investigation. so much obsession has with that, that he made one of his shysters to say that on tv with the only basis that he didn’t received the notification, from the independent prosecutor, that his client is under investigation. accustomed to order others, hiring and firing employees, humiliating, and tv show, trump isn’t interested in reality. what another thing is going to do bannon in the west wing (if not giving anonymous statements) if trump, jealous ’cause they say that bannon was the brain, he said that bannon was just another employee and the makes his own strategy. trump isn’t a team player, he serves no presidence but dictatorship. the most superfluous things calm him (the intervention of his lawyer on tv the weekend) and the most foolish details explode him (watching hillary in an interview saying that she has 3 million more followers than him). seen so, if they take out more anonymous sources saying silliness, as that schwarzenegger raised the rating or mark cuban bought another nba team, the commander in chief falls to the floor with the mouth full of foam. and that happened before… 4 american presidents stretched the paw of natural causes in his office: harrison (febrile collapse 1841), taylor (bad digestion, 1850), harding (syncope, 1923) and roosevelt (stroke, 1945). there are 2 documents that trump conceals: his tax statement and his medical test.©varela

EL PELIGROSO VENTURA

0el peligroso ventura, novela grafica del 2011 sobre la tacita de oro. musica: popurri de beny more por osvaldo rodriguez. este fin de semana. espero la disfruten.©varela

signatureel peligroso ventura (the dangerous ventura), 2011 graphic novel about the golden cup. music: benny more popurri by osvaldo rodriguez. this weekend. i hope you enjoy it.©varela

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THE MAN WITH THE LITTLE HANDS

TRUMP INFOcuando les conviene, los voceros de trump dicen que sus tuits hablan por si solos. cuando no, estan sujetos a una interpretacion amplia, casi subliminal. trump tuitea antier que lo investigan. pero hoy sale otro de sus abogados personales en tv y dice que no, que no lo investigan, y punto. y que el tuit del presidente se baso en la noticia falsa del washington post de fuentes anonimas. a quien creer? por una lado acusan a la prensa de fake news, y por el otro, el gobierno pone alternative facts. la informacion americana se volvio una jodedera. es mejor sacar cada cual sus propias conclusiones. quien este con trump que le crea a sus leguleyos (ya ni a trump ni a la casa blanca, porque sus tuits son enredados y sus voceros se contradicen) y quien este contra trump que le crea a la prensa, a los informantes ocultos, a los leakers. eso es!©varela

signaturewhen it suits them, trump’s spokespersons say his tweets speak by themselves. when not, they’re subject to a wide, almost subliminal interpretation. trump tweets before yesterday he’s investigated. but today another of his personal lawyers comes out on tv and says no, they don’t investigate him, period. and that the tweet of the president was based on the false news of the washington post of anonymous sources. to whom believe? on one hand they accuse the press of fake news, and on the other, the government puts alternative facts. the american information became a joke. it’s better to draw each one’s own conclusions. who is with trump has to believe his shysters (and neither trump nor the white house, ’cause the tweets are tangled and the spokespersons contradict each other) and who is against trump has to believe the press, the hidden informers, the leakers. that’s it!©varela

EL VIEJO / THE OLD MAN

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el viejo mio era un tipo del carajo. mas fuerte y mas alto que yo. bajaba 7 brazas en el mar a pulmon y yo solo baje 4. hacia 350 libras de pesas con el pecho y yo solo pude hacer 300. en matematicas era un genio y yo, un burro. fue ingeniero, y yo nunca me gradue. pero recuerdo un dia en que vimos una pelicula donde el hijo arrastraba al padre por la arena de una playa tras morderlo un tiburon, para salvarlo. el viejo en la sala de la casa me dijo que si eso le pasaba a el, queria saber si yo lo podia arrastrar para salvarlo. hicimos la prueba y se tiro en el piso de la sala. me dijo que lo arrastrara hasta la puerta. el viejo tenia entonces 30 años de edad y pesaba 215 libras, y yo tenia 6 años de edad y pesaria si acaso 40. empece a jalarlo. no podia. trate, me parecia imposible. llore? entonces pense que el viejo estaba herido de verdad, que sangraba mucho de una herida y que si no lo trasladaba, moria. lo fui arrastrando hasta que llegue a la puerta. logre salvar al viejo mio. pero se me murio despues, de cancer, a los 68. cuanto hubiera querido salvarlo para siempre!©varela


my old man was a hell of a guy. stronger and taller than me. he went down 7 fathoms in the sea scuba diving and i only go down 4. he did about 350 pounds of chest dumbbells and i could only do 300. in math, he was a genius, and i was a donkey. he was an engineer, and i never graduated. but i remember a day when we watched a movie where the son dragged the father through the sand of a beach after biting him a shark, to save him. the old man in the living room of the house told me that if that happened to him, he wanted to know if i could drag him to save him. we took the test and he shot himself on the floor of the living room. he told me to drag him to the door. the old man was then 30 years old and weighed 215 pounds, and i was 6 years old and weighed, perhaps 40. i started pulling him. i couldn’t. i try, it seemed impossible. do i cry? then I thought that the old man was really hurt, that he bled a lot from a wound and that if i didn’t move him, he died. i was dragging him until i got to the gate. i saved my old man. but he died later, of cancer, at 68. how much i wanted to save him forever!©varela

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POLITICAL COMEDY

giron fidelal margen de algunos cubanos bobos, mas mister parkinson y mister alzheimer, que se creen que las medidas de trump con cuba son efectivas, la gran mayoria del exilio se burla o se encabrona. porque… quien dice que el anticastrismo es real? se trata de apariencias. cuando el presidente anuncia que deja abierta la embajada porque es un medio de contacto, se comprende todo. el cubano se separa de su mujer y se la sigue singando porque es un canal de comunicacion con sus hijos, segun el. el anticastrismo siempre fue asi. las incursiones de los comandos ele contra bases navales terminaban ametrallando poblados de pescadores, las colectas para la invasion de jose elias de la torriente se iban hacia un barrio que construia en westchester, la guerra por los caminos del mundo de landy bosch revento un avion de pasajeros, los pinos nuevos de rodriguez tejera fue una ofensiva radial para el puesto de director de noticias, la unidad cubana de perez roura daba vacaciones en costa rica, los sabotajes agricolas de nazario sargen eran fotos de maquetas, los 2 buques petroleros de mas canosa para cuando se cayera fidel atracaron en china, la isla incendiada de punta a cabo de huber matos fue un fuego forestal, la guardia cosaca en la casa del niño elian se desmayo cuando llegaron los federales, las flotillas de ramoncito regresaban antes del noticiero de las 6, las juergas de hambre de fariñas son con sueros del hospital provincial y el dissentour® despega en boyeros y aterriza en el dadeland mall. la historia primero es tragedia, luego comedia. el drama anticastrista termino en playa giron con el cañonazo de fidel al houston encallado, como coña… de alla para aca todo es relajo.©varela
ma1ma3apart from some fools cuban, plus mister parkinson and mister alzheimer, who believe that trump’s actions with cuba are effective, the vast majority of exile is mocked or pissed. because… who says that the anti-castroism is real? it’s about appearances. when the president announces that he leaves the embassy open ’cause it’s a means of contact, everything is understood. the cuban is separated from his wife and is still fucking her because it’s a channel of communication with his children, he says. the anti-castrissm was always like this. the incursions of the l commandos against naval bases ended strafing fishing villages, the collections for the invasion of jose elias de la torriente were going to a neighborhood that he built in westchester, the landy bosch’s war on the roads of the world blew a passenger plane, the new pines of rodriguez tejera was a radial offensive for the post of news director, the perez roura’s cuban unit gave vacation in costa rica, the agricultural sabotage of nazario sargen were pics of models, the 2 mas canosa’s oil tanker for when fidel fell got down in china, the island burned from point to cape of huber matos was a forest fire, the cossack guard in the child elian house faint when the feds arrived, the flotillas of ramoncito returned before the 6 o’clock news, the hunger sprees of fariñas are with iv of the provincial hospital and the dissentour® takes off in boyeros and lands in the dadeland mall. history first is tragedy, then comedy. the anti-castro drama ended in giron beach with the shot of fidel to the houston grounded, as a joke… from there to here everything is sham.©varela

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MIAMI’S TRUMP

MIAMI TRUMPal manuel artime sin aire acondicionado se apea trump (yo creia que iba a venir en guayabera) para firmar una ley que restringe dolares a los militares cubanos. imagino que ahora raul se licencia y se viste de empresario, y con el todos los generales, coroneles, capitanes, tenientes y sargentos (los soldados no tienen problema porque vienen de visita a miami). pero para ello el exilio historico-histerico le canto el happybirthay al presidente en un espectaculo bochornoso porque la ultima persona que hizo eso en publico fue una puta, marilyn monroe, a kennedy. asi de bajo caimos los cubanos. mientras tanto rubio ahora es amigo del hombre del cual dijo que habia que dudar porque tenia manos chiquitas. y desde el podio el mandatario menciono heroes cubanos: el uruguacho de palmarito de cauto y berta solar (o soler, lo mismo da) que el regimen cubano les imposibilito el viaje. pero otro que si pudo volar y se aparecio en la tribuna con un traje de $20 fue antunez, que le dio la mano al tycon (al final queria pegarsele pero los guardaespaldas del ss no lo dejaron). por lo demas, una mujer que se metio la mitad de su vida presa en la isla no consiguio en miami dinero para un peinado decente, a lo silvia pelolindo iriondo, sentada detras del podio, ni para una chaqueta como la de la reme, tambien atras de trump, mascando chicle. y al final un violinista con el pelo pintado de caoba toco el himno nacional americano. no se por que esta pasion nuestra por los violines, ni que fueramos austriacos, ya cuando la crisis de los balseros del 94 desembarco otra chica con un violin, tambien tocando america the beautiful… es tiempo de que saquen un negro con una tumbadora. de todas formas resulto un show entretenido aunque de bajo costo, a lo ghetto. que para los que marcharon por el malecon, gritaron en el protestodromo y saltaron en la escalinata de la universidad habanera, es habitual.©varela
signatureto the manuel artime without air conditioning, gets down trump (i thought he was going to come in guayabera) to sign a law that restricts dollars to the cuban military. i imagine that Raul now go to get licensed and dressed as an entrepreneur, and with him the generals, colonels, captains, lieutenants and sergeants (privates have no problem ’cause they come to visit miami). but for that, the historical-hysterical exile sang the happybirthay to the president in a shameful spectacle ’cause the last person who did that in public was a whore, marilyn monroe, to kennedy. that’s how low the cubans are. meanwhile rubio is now a friend of the man he said we had to doubt since he has tiny hands. and from the podium the president mentions cuban heroes: the uruguayan of palmarito of cauto and bertar solar (or soler, same thing) that the cuban regime didn’t get the permit to the trip. but another that could fly and appeared in the grandstand with a $20 suit was antunez, who shakes the hand to the tycon (in the end wanted to get next to him but the bodyguards of the ss did not leave him do it). for the rest, a woman who got half her life jailed on the island did not get in miami money for a decent hairstyle, as silvia beauty-hair iriondo, seated behind the podium, or for a jacket like la reme, also in the trump’s background, chewing gum. and at the end a violinist with the hair painted mahogany played the american national anthem. i don’t know why this passion for the violins we the cubans have, we aren’t austrians, and when the crisis of the rafters of the ’94 was landing another girl with a violin, also playing america the beautiful … it’s time to take out a nigga with a conga. however, it turned out to be an entertaining but low-cost show, ghetto style. but for those who marched by the malecon, shouted in the protestdome and jumped on the steps of the habana university, is usual.©varela

DEL BOLLO UN PELO / FROM THE PUSSY, BETTER SOMETHING THAN NOTHING

bolloahora que raul esta boqueando, segun fariñas, se debe adelantar las elecciones del 18 y hacerlas ahora en el verano del 17, porque si se muere siendo presidente coge la batuta machado ventura que es un hijoputa de primera. los disidentes deben hacer boletas electorales a base del coco y su mama enfermera, el nene antunez y su gorilona, yoani sanchez con macho rico (de paripe porque ya el no se la singa), la payasita y orlando luis etc etc, tania bruguera la performancista con su compromiso una gordita salvatrucha de nueva jersey, rodiles y su novia con cara de travesti, berta leche en polvo soler y su marido moya cerveza corona, la heroina de belascoain reina de los aguacates con quien sea que esa lo mismo hace tortilla que se mete una tranca, kalule con la ex de unpacu, la diversent con sus tetonas, el quijote de puerto padre con su padre (el equipo de somos +, es que el quijote parece maricon) y el urugacho de palmarito de cauto con su concubina la cantante puta. visto asi, en tandem, gana cualquiera. aunque contra ellos diaz-canel tiene chance si su esposa baja 20 libras, porque fea no es. pero yo me tiro por la sanchez (que resultaria una aventura singarme a la primera presidenta de cuba, porque hay que ver la puteria que formo conmigo por telefono que el marido le quito el auricular y me dijo que se le habia acabado la bateria, mentira, estaba celoso porque ella era todo risitas, nerviosa, tartamuda). y despues aquel email que le mando a una amiga hablando de mi (que me lo hicieron llegar). el diablo son las cosas. pero sexo aparte, apueste usted por su favorito.©varela
NOTA AL PERSONAL
publico los emails, asi como la fuente (yo soy el wikileaks cubano y quienes me leen lo saben desde que publique los emails del rector de penultimos dias en el 2009) y un email mio a la sra sanchez donde ella me responde a los 2 minutos. tomando en cuenta la demora en salir un impulso digital al ciberespacio, luego la llegada a su telefono o laptop, y el reply de ella, la verdad que me responde desesperadamente rapido (la chica me atiende)

y1y2y3y4now that raul is gasping, according to fariñas, the elections of the ’18 must be advanced and done now in the summer of ’17, ’cause if he dies being president it takes the baton machado ventura who is an a+ son-of-a-bitch. the dissidents must make electoral ballots based on the coco and his nurse mother, el nene antunez and his gorilla, yoani sanchez with macho rico (pretending only, ’cause he isn’t fucking her anymore), the payasita and orlando luis etc etc, tania bruguera the performancist with his couple a salvatrucha chubby from new jersey, rodiles and his girlfriend with transvestite face, berta milk powder soler and his husband moya corona beer, the heroine of belascoain queen of the avocados with whoever the same she makes tortilla that she is nailed with a cock, kalule with the ex unpacu, the diversent with her big breasts, the quixote of puerto padre with his father (the team of somos+, is that the quixote looks faggot) and the urugayan from palmarito de cauto with his concubine the whore singer. so, like this, in tandem, anyone wins. although against them diaz-canel has a chance if his wife drops 20 pounds, however she’s not ugly. but i’m going with the sanchez (it would be an adventure to fuck the first woman president of cuba, ’cause you have to see the puteria she did with me on the phone that the husband took the phone and told me that she had run out of battery, lies, he was jealous ’cause she was all giggly, nervous, sneaky). and then that email that she sent to a friend talking about me (that somebody sent me). the devil is in the detail. but sex aside, bet on your favorite.©varela
NOTE TO THE PERSONNEL
I publish the emails, as well as the source (I’m the Cuban wikileaks and those who read me know it since i published the penultimas dias rector’s emails in 2009) and an email of mine to mrs sanchez where she answers me at 2 minutes. taking into account the delay in getting a digital impulse to cyberspace, then the arrival on her phone or laptop, and her reply, the truth is that she responds desperately fast (the girl attends me)

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CAPITOL TARGET: NO GUN CONTROL

CAPITOL TARGETlos politicos republicanos cabildean a favor de la asociacion del rifle. su lema es: en cada casa una pistola, en cada cuadra una escopeta, en cada barrio una ametralladora. cuando hay tiroteos callejeros -masacres-, mientras los liberales piden gun control, ellos esgrimen la primera enmienda. encima de eso dejan sin seguro de salud a 23 millones de norteamericanos, poniendo la poliza solo asequible a los ricos, eliminando el obamacare, cantan en la sala del congreso: ♪ na, na, na, hey, hey, good bye ♫. despues se tiran una foto panoramica sonriendo detras del presidente. por si fuera poco le bajan el impuesto a los millonarios, en detrimento de los hospitales y las escuelas publicas. entonces van un martes por la mañana a jugar pelota (dia de trabajo en horario laboral, ni siquiera lo hacen un domingo por respeto a los que trabajan) y cuando los tirotean, se quejan (uno llora en camara) y sacan el patriotismo. nada, cogieron de su propia medicina. por un momento los nivelaron con el resto del pueblo.©varela

signaturethe republican politicians lobby in favor of the rifle association. their motto is: in each house a pistol, in each block a shotgun, in each neighborhood a machine gun. when there are street shootings -massacres-, while the liberals demand gun control, they wield the first amendment. on top of that they leave without health insurance 23 million of americans, putting the policy only affordable to the wealthy, eliminating the obamacre they sing in the congress room: ♪ na, na, na, hey, hey, good bye ♫. then they take a panoramic photo smiling behind the president. in case it was not enough, they cut tax to millionaires, to the detriment of hospitals and public schools. then they go on a tuesday morning to play ball (working day in labor hours, not even they do that on sunday, by respect to those who work) and when the were shot, complain (one cries in camera) and bring out the patriotism. well, they took from their own medicine. for a moment they were leveled with the rest of the people.©varela

VIVA MELANIA!

MELANIAahora se rumora que trump va a botar a mueller, el investigador independiente sobre el lio ruso. quizas el presidente entro en panico porque mueller armo un dream team de procuradores, entre ellos weissman, ex fiscal de obama; hale, famoso litigador criminal, y quarles, investigador de watergate. rubio ya aclaro que seria tremendo error la movida. y mc’cain, si pasa eso, es posible que se pase para los democratas, sin camisa y con un trapo en la cabeza estilo rambo. algunos comentan que el congreso se rebelaria contra el tycon en jefe. otros hablan de una sublevacion popular, una nueva guerra civil entre conservadores y liberales. imagino que los cowboys de rodeo, los rednecks de bbq y los milicianos de supremacia blanca se fajarian contra los negros, los hispanos y los drogadictos urbanos (academicos universitarios incluidos). el new york time seria el cuartel contra el new york post. y el washington post, la comandancia de la capital contra el departamento de estado. no se sabe que posicion tomaria el pentagono. si controlar el desorden con tanques o pasarse a cualquier bando. pero en el capitol hill habria un baño de sangre. aunque todo se resuelve si al quitar a mueller, trump pone a melania, que para eso la mudo ayer, junto al autista, para la casa blanca. nada mejor que una europuta para conocer bien a la mafia rusa.©varela
signaturenow it’s rumored that trump is going to fire mueller, the independent investigator on the russian mess. perhaps the president entered in panic ’cause mueller made a dream team of lawyers, including weissman, a former obama prosecutor; hale, famous criminal litigator, and quarles, a watergate investigator. rubio already clarified that it would be tremendous mistake that move. and mc’cain, if that happens, could switch for the democrats, shirtless and with a bandanna on the head as rambo style. some commented that congress would rebel against the tycon in chief. others speak of a popular uprising, a new civil war between conservatives and liberals. i imagine that rodeo cowboys, bbq rednecks and white supremacy militias gonna fight against niggas, hispanics, and urban junkies (college academics included). the new york times would be the barracks against the new york post. and the washington post, the capital’s command against the state department. it’s not known which position would take the pentagon. if it goes to control the mess with tanks or to move on to any side. but on capitol hill there would be a bloodbath. although everything is solved if removing mueller, trump puts melania, that’s why he moved her yesterday, with the autistic, for the white house. nothing better than an euro-whore to know well the russian mafia.©varela