TODAY INTERCOURSE

KISSrecuerdo que en la secundaria una tarde meti a rosamaria en el aula de educacion laboral. soliamos pasar 1 hora en distintos recintos cerrados: el gimnasio, el salon de baile, el baño de los varones (con un cartelito afuera de ‘limpiando’), hasta en la enfermeria porque el enfermero era amigo mio y me daba la llave. pero fue la primera vez en aquel sitio lleno de herramientas. en fin, que al final le encaje hasta atras el mango del martillo de carpinteria con algunas indisposiciones y quejas de ella (pero que finalizo gozandolo, claro). no fue una violacion pero ahora tengo miedo que rosamaria salga, despues de 45 años y ella aspirando a concejal en hialeah, y me acuse de asalto sexual, de agresion fisica y me joda mi retiro frente al mar. con mis antecedentes termino deportado en villa marista. es que la cosa erotica esta de moda. ahora mismo el senador democrata bobo menendez, que estaba arriba en las elecciones de nueva jersey, cayo abajo 10 puntos porque su oponente le saco las putas dominicanas, entre ellas una mulatica menor de edad, un caso que ya el fiscal de obama habia cerrado a conveniencia. mientras tanto hasta las damas de blanco en cuba reciben acusaciones de toqueteo en la entrepierna, por culpa de las borracheras del marido de berta solar. nadie se salva. solo kavanaugh porque se trata de la corte suprema americana (y trump, porque paga). es decir, mientras mas alto te tiras el peo, apesta menos. debi haberle metido a rosamaria el mango de la mandarria de 40 libras y hacerme secretario general de la juventud comunista (ahora en miami yo estuviera en radio marti y me podia defender acusandola de castrista).©varela
signaturei remember in high school one afternoon that i went with rosamaria to the labor education classroom. we used to stay 1 hour in different enclosed precincts: the gym, the ballroom, the men’s bath (with outside, a sign of ‘cleaning’), even in the nursery ’cause the nurse was a friend of mine and gave me the key. but it was the first time in that place full of tools. in short, that in the end i nailed her the entire handle of the carpenter hammer with some indispositions and complaints of her (but that finalized enjoying it, of course). it wasn’t a rape but now i’m afraid that rosamaria gets out, after 45 years and she running for commissioner in hialeah, and accuse me of sexual assault, physical aggression and screwed my retirement in front of the sea. with my background i ended up deported in villa marista. is that the erotic thing is fashionable. right now democrat senator bobo menendez, who was ahead in the new jersey elections, fell 10 points down his opponent ’cause he took out the dominican whores, including a minor mulatta, a case that the obama prosecutor had already closed to convenience. meanwhile even the ladies in white in cuba are receiving accusations of fingering in the crotch, ’cause of the drunkenness of the husband of berta solar. no one gets saved. only kavanaugh since it’s the american supreme court (and trump ’cause he pays). i mean, the higher you throw the fart, the less it stinks. i should had nailing rosamaria the handle of the 40-pounder sledge and become secretary general of the communist youth (now in miami i could be on radio marti and i could deffend myself accusing her of castroist).©varela

DEMOCRACY

democracyla democracia es una mierda pero es lo mejorcito que hay para controlar una comunidad de animales que piensen. en el barco no se vota, no se puede bajo tormenta o hundimiento, el capitan vocea recoger vela o abandonar la embarcacion. quien salte al mar o recoja a destiempo esta chivado. lo mismo en lo militar, el comandante en jefe ordena ataque o retirada y quien viole la orden, corte marcial. la guerrilla del che la diriga un argentino de 5’9, 140 libras, asmatico y de mal caracter cayendole a palos a una mula; incluso un cubano queria ir en otra direccion, que los hubiera salvado a todos, pero los caprichos del guerrillero heroico los llevo al desmadre (que tirado a votacion, los 17 hubieran terminado almorzando opiparamente en santiago de chile). en fin. que ni las juntas resuelven nada porque son un grupito de vividores con sus familiares recibiendo beneficios aunque el resto tenga mas nivel cultural, herencia afortunada o suerte en el negocio. en la democracia de francia, por ejemplo, gana el que mas votos coge y eso esta bien para iluminar la torre de eifell con argelinos bailando abajo pero no para asfaltar el puente de brooklyn lleno de marroquies taxistas. pues aca funciona el sistema de voto electoral. por que? porque wyoming tiene 200 mil habitantes y california 20 millones; un candidato californiano gana el voto popular contra un candidato de wyoming… pero pierde si el rival gana mas estados. eso es correcto. ahora mismo los liberales se cuestionan el funcionamiento de la democracia americana porque se les fue de las manos la corte suprema. aun asi, los 2 ultimos presidentes republicanos ganaron sin el voto popular (el ñame contra caretranca y el bijol contra la dyke) lo cual significa que este pais es de mayoria liberal, no conservadora. pero eso no remite a los democratas a señorear el congreso ni el supremo. y por lo tanto se joden logros sociales como plan de salud, merienda escolar, almuerzo a desamparado, welfare, aborto, matrimonio gay, celulas madres, control de armas, soldado trasgender, pacto climatico y migra manosuave. que no importa. porque todo sube y baja. el universo es parabola, como el biorritmo y el clima. el problema es que pocos entienden que la cuspide causa la depresion y la depresion, la cuspide. quien alega que hay que aguantar a trump 8 años esta diciendo la norma, no la irregularidad. vea los numeros del tiempo politico en la casa blanca para cada partido.
democratas (roosevelt & truman) del 33-53=20 años
republicanos (eisenhower) 53-61=8 años
democratas (kennedy & johnson) 61-69=8 años
republicanos (nixon & ford) 69-77= 8 años
democratas (carter) 77-81=4 años
republicanos (reagan & bush 1) 81-93=12 años
democratas (clinton) 93-01= 8 años
republicanos (bush 2) 01-09=8 años
democratas (obama) 09-17=8 años
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signaturedemocracy is a shit but it’s the best there is to control a community of animals who think. in the boat you don’t vote, you can not do it under storm or sinking, the captain voce gathering wing or abandon the ship. whoever jumps to the sea or picks up rag out of time is fucked up. the same in the military, the commander in chief orders attack or withdrawal and who violates the order, martial court. the che guerrillas was lead by an argentinean of 5’9, 140 pounds, asmatic and of bad mood by beating a mule; even a cuban wanted to go in another direction, which would have saved all of them, but the whims of the heroic guerrillero led them to the mess (that in voting, the 17 would have finished in a sumptuous lunch in santiago de chile). anyway. that neither the boards solve anything ’cause they’re a group of parasites with their relatives receiving benefits although the rest having more cultural level, fortunate inheritance or luck in the business. in france’s democracy, for example, it wins the one with most votes and that’s fine to illuminate the eifell tower with algerians dancing down but not to asphalt the brooklyn bridge full of moroccans taxi drivers. here the electoral voting system works. why? ’cause wyoming has 200,000 inhabitants and california 20 million; a californian candidate wins the popular vote against a wyoming candidate… but loses if the challenger wins more states. that’s correct. right now the liberals are questioning the functioning of american democracy since the supreme court went out of their hands. even so, the last 2 republican presidents won without the popular vote (the yam against frozen face and the annatto against the dyke) which means that this country is mostly liberal, not conservative. but that doesn’t refer the democrats to rule congress or the supreme. and therefore they screw social achievements such as health plan, school snack, homeless lunch, welfare, abortion, gay marriage, stem cells, gun control, transgender soldier, climate pact and easy migra. it doesn’t matter. ’cause everything goes up and down. the universe is parabola, like biorhythm and climate. the problem is that few understand that a peak causes depression and depression, peak. who claims to put up with trump 8 years is saying the rule, not the irregularity. see the numbers of the political time in the white house for each party.
democrats (roosevelt & truman) 33-53 = 20 years
republicans (eisenhower) 53-61=8 years
democrats (kennedy & johnson) 61-69=8 years
republicans (nixon & ford) 69-77=8 years
democrats (carter) 77-81=4 years
republicans (reagan & bush 1) 81-93=12 years
democrats (clinton) 93-01=8 years
republicans (bush 2) 01-09=8 years
democrats (obama) 09-17=8 years
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COLUMBUS DAY

COLUMBUSimaginen que cuando colon se apeara aca, los nativos hubieran levantado una empalizada. porque esta claro que lo que vino de europa era mierda: presidiarios, sifiliticos y locos. buscaban la pimienta de la india, no mundo nuevo para descubrir ni la cabeza un guanajo. que tanto el mar como el desierto era para marco polos y derelictos. pero los indios, fueran fakes o reales, tenian todo el derecho a cuidar sus fronteras. porque los europeos se metieron, les violaron las mujeres, les mataron los bufalos, les quitaron el oro y los arrinconaron a vivir entre rocas y pantanos. y el unico beneficio que les dan es no pagar impuesto, pero eso los multimillonarios lo hacen sin ser indios. en fin, que la sociedad americana es tan puritana e hipocrita que celebra el columbus day pero el italiano mas famoso es vito corleone, ni siquiera enrico fermi, que fusiono el atomo. y trump, otro mafioso, en su twitter de hoy habla del ‘espiritu y determinacion de aventura del marino’. es decir, obviando al inmigrante pone el descubrimiento y la conquista como empresa.©varela
signatureimagine that when columbus got here, the natives would have erected a stockade. ’cause it’s clear that what came from europe was shit: convicts, syphilitics and madmen. they were looking for the pepper from india, not new world to discover nor whatever. that both the sea and the desert were for marco polos and derelicts. but the indians, were fakes or real, had the right to take care of their borders. ’cause the europeans broke in, raped the women, killed the buffalo, took the gold and cornered them to live between rocks and swamps. and the only benefit they give them is not paying taxes, but that, the billionaires do it without being indians. in short, that american society is so puritanical and hypocrite that celebrates columbus day but the most famous italian is vito corleone, not even enrico fermi, who made atom fusion. and trump, another mobster, on his today twitter today speaks about the ‘spirit and determination of adventure of the sailor’. in other words, ignoring the immigrant puts the discovery and conquest as an enterprise.©varela

THEY LAUGH AGAIN



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anoche, durante uno de sus tantos discursos semanales en rednecklandia, trump se burla de la victima de asalto sexual de kavanaugh. 2 campesinas sureñas detras de el alzan carteles de women for trump. trump suele tener todo tipo de publico, segun de quien se burle: negros por trump (el delincuente de bahamas), mujeres por trump (par de viejas), paraplegicos por trump (un aguerrido veterano, revanchista por añadidura), niños por trump (el coro de la iglesia pentecostal, todos blanquitos), inmigrantes por trump (melania y sus padres), homosexuales por trump (lindsay graham) y democratas por trump (el senador de west virginia). asi que siempre tendra abanderados detras. el caso es que esa mujer de la cual trump se burla anoche, confiesa en el congreso de que lo que mas le ha molestado de la violacion es la risa de los jovenes que la han gozado. ahora trump vuelve a reirse de ella, con su publico. esto ejemplifica lo peor de esta nacion. no caigo en el cliche de la novela de caballeria de que la hombria se mide por la actuacion con las mujeres. toda femina que se hace publica, desde la puta hasta la artista, deportista o politica, puede ser criticada, caricaturizada, choteada. pero siempre dentro de un contexto. es normal reirse de una mujer famosa que hace algo ridiculo publicamente pero es tenebroso hacerlo si contrae cancer. la desgracia se respeta. y el abuso sexual es una desgracia para toda hembra. visto asi, trump comete al menos 2 violaciones de codigos sociales o comportamiento humano en una semana: primero le dice a una periodista que ella no piensa y despues se burla de una victima de asalto sexual. ambos incidentes los explica -exonera- la casa blanca a traves de sarah huckabee, con eufemismos o malabarismos verbales. a la periodista trump le dice: you’re never thanking (tu nunca agradeces) en lugar de you’re never thinking (tu nunca piensas). y con la victima de violacion solo estaba exponiendo los hechos. lo mismo ocurre con la conferencia de prensa de trump junto a putin en helsinki, donde trump dice i should en lugar de i shouldn’t. estamos viviendo en la era orweliana del doble pensar y el doble decir. lo que uno piensa y dice no es lo que piensa y dice. para los americanos esto es nuevo, pero para nosotros los cubanos esto es un déjà vu.©varela
signaturelast night, during one of his many weekly speeches at redneckland, trump mocks kavanaugh’s sexual assault victim. 2 southern lady peasants behind him rise posters of women for trump. trump usually has all kinds of public, according to who mocks: blacks for trump (the bahamas’ delinquent), women for trump (a couple of old ladies), paraplegics for trump (a hardened veteran, revanchist in addition), children for trump (the choir of the pentecostal church, all litle whities), immigrants for trump (melania and her parents), homosexuals for trump (lindsay graham) and democrats for trump (the west virginia’s senator). so he always will have flag-bearers behind him. the fact is that this woman who trump mocked last night, confesses in congress that what has bothered her the most in the rape was the laughter of the young people who have enjoyed it. now trump is laughing at her again, with his audience. this exemplifies the worst of this nation. i don’t fall into the cliché of cavalry’s novel that manhood is measured by the acting with women. all femina that is made public, from the whore to the artist, athlete or politician, can be criticized, caricatured, mocked. but always within a context. it’s normal to laugh at a famous woman who does something ridiculous publicly but it’s scary to do it if she gets cancer. misfortune is respected. and sexual abuse is a disgrace to every female. seen so, trump commits at least 2 violations of social codes or human behavior in one week: first he tells a female journalist that she doesn’t think and then mocks a sexual assault victim. both incidents are explained -exonerated- by the white house through sarah huckabee, with euphemisms or verbal juggling. to the journalist trump says: you’re never thanking instead of you’re never thinking. And with the rape victim, he was just exposing the facts. the same goes for trump’s press conference with putin in helsinki, where trump says i should instead of i shouldn’t. we are living in the orwellian era of doublethinking and doubletalk. what you think and say is not what you think and say. for the americans this is new, but us cubans this is a déjà vu.©varela

L’ILYADE Y L’ODYSEE

TITLEl’ ilyade y l’ odysee es mi proyecto mas ambicioso. son 300 paginas (165 uno, 135 el otro) en un estilo nuevo y texto en latin que, claro, no trate ud de meterlo en traductor de la web porque es latin antiguo sacado de manuscritos esotericos. espero lo disfruten este fin de semana.©varela
signaturel’ ilyade and l’ odysee is my most ambitious project. are 300 pages (165 one, 135 the other) in a new style and in latin text that, of course, don’t try you of putting it on web translator ’cause is old latin out of esoteric manuscripts. i hope you enjoy this weekend.©varela

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KAVANAUGH: SEX & ALCOHOL

CERVEZAcuando a uno lo entrevistan para un trabajo, si el empleador tiene que preguntarte por tu adiccion a la bebida y tu acusacion de asalto sexual, definitivamente no agarras el trabajo. pero para la corte suprema de estados unidos la cosa es mas suave y te mandan a los federales para que te investiguen una semana. y todavia muchos pueden decir que tu eres tremendo tipo. es bueno tener amigos, como kavanaugh. los partners te rien todas las gracias, te pasan tus defectos y beben contigo… incluso hasta comparten cualquier jebita. dejenme decirles que quien unico no perdio la tabla el jueves en la vista del congreso fue la mujer violada porque cuando ella salio de alli aquello se volvio un gallinero. senadores gritando, maldiciendo, ofendiendo, soltando teorias conspirativas, cagandose en la madre uno al otro. a todas estas una sobreviviente de violacion tuvo que metersele en el elevador a un senador y casi violarlo para que mandaran al beodo depredador al fbi. algo anda mal. y es precisamente en la casa donde hacen las leyes porque los sanatorios de locos y las prisiones de criminales funcionan a las mil maravillas.©varela
BEERwhen you’re being interviewed for a job, if the employer has to ask you about your drinking problem and your sexual assault charge, you definitely don’t get the job. but for the supreme court of the united states the thing is softer and you are sent to the feds to be investigated for a week. and still a lot of people can say you’re a hell of a guy. it’s good to have friends, like kavanaugh. partners laugh all your jokes, pass your defects and drink with you… even share any gal. let me tell you that the only one who did not lose the calm on thursday in the hiring of the congress was the raped woman because when she came out of there, that became a hen house. senators screaming, cursing, offending, releasing conspiracy theories, shitting in the mother to each other. to all of these a rape survivor had to get inside of elevator with a senator and almost rape him to send the drunk predator to the fbi. something’s wrong. and it’s precisely in the house where they make the laws because the insane sanatoriums and the criminals prisons work like a clock.©varelasignature

UNGA CLOWN

UNGA CLOWN


trump se trepa al podio de la onu y dice que en 2 años su administracion logra mas que casi todas las administraciones en la historia de este pais. los lideres mundiales se rien y trump insinua: es verdad. entonces sueltan carcajadas (quizas por ver de quien viene la ‘verdad’). trump se calla, mira a la audiencia, sonrie en una mueca y masculla: no es la reaccion que esperaba pero es ok. el buche amargo. definitivamente el mundo se rie de el en su cara. y ese es uno de sus lemas de campaña: que el mundo no se debe reir de estados unidos. pero se rie. incluso trump atina a leer en su teleprompter, con frases de 3 palabras, que america hoy — niega el globalismo — abrazando el patriotismo. y trump enterprise tiene 144 compañias en 25 paises. pero imagino la agenda que preparara ahora el presidente en venganza de las naciones unidas por tal choteria, al igual que con google, amazon, facebook, twitter, bloomingdales, nyt, wapo, cnn, nbc, cbs, abc… y otros mas. porque esta carcajada de la asamblea general le llego ar culo a trump, que no esta acostumbrado a eso pues vive en una burbuja de cristal con su propia realidad, rodeado de familiares y yes-men, y cuando vocifera en sus rodeos dominicales ante rednecks gordos y brutos: hillary! ellos responden: encierrenla! recuerdo cuando trump bajo de un website de teorias conspirativas un fake birth certificate de tailandia de obama; el negro se burlo de el invitandolo a la cena de prensa de la casa blanca del 2011 y ante mil invitados dijo: trump si tiene un certifiado de nacimiento valido, por eso se dedica a investigar el falso descenso en la luna, lo que cayo en roswell, y donde esta metido tupac (el rapero asesinado que anda vivo junto a elvis y michael jackson).©varela
signaturetrump climbs the unga podium and says that in 2 years his administration achieves more than almost all the administrations in the history of this country. the world leaders laugh and trump insinuates: so true. then they laugh more (perhaps watching from who comes the ‘truth’). trump stays silent, looks at the audience, smiles on a grimace and mumbles: didn’t expect that reaction but that’s ok. the bitter gulp. the world definitely laughs at him in his face. and that’s one of his campaign slogans: that the world should be laughed no more at the united states. but it laughs. even trump guess to read in his teleprompter, with 2 word phrases: america today — denies globalism — embracing patriotism. and trump enterprise has 144 companies in 25 countries. but i imagine the agenda that now will prepare the president in revenge of the united nations for such mocking, as with google, amazon, facebook, twitter, bloomingdales, nyt, wapo, cnn, nbc, cbs, abc… and others. ’cause this laughter of the general assembly came to trump ass, who isn’t accustomed to that since he lives in a glass bubble with his own reality, surrounded by relatives and yes-men, and when in his sunday rodeo to fat and gross rednecks he yells: hillary! they respond: lock her up! i remember when trump downloaded from a conspiracy theories website a thailand’s fake birth certificate from obama; the nigga mocks him inviting him to the white house 2011 press dinner and in front a thousand guests said: trump has a valid birth certifiado, so he has time to investigate the false descent on the moon, what fell in roswell , and where tupac is (the murdered rapper who walks alive with elvis, bruce lee and michael jackson).©varela

TRUMP NOW PICHICORTO

TRUMP TROLL1se calienta la entrepierna social porque ahora le sale una aventura sexual al candidato republicano a la corte suprema. figurense, un alto magistrado violando una chica en la secundaria. un deja vu del 91 (clarence-anita). y entre otras cosas faltaba el libro de la actriz porno. y ya llega en octubre. un tabloide britanico se apea con la primicia de varias paginas donde la puta anuncia que trump tiene la picha chiquita y rara, es decir, con la cabeza amplia y el trondo estrecho estilo hongo. y la compara con el personaje del sombrero del juego de nintendo super mario. del carajo palante el relajo que hay en la prensa. unos publican la informacion con puntos suspensivos; otros ponen todas las palabras, si total… es la era de la jodedera. los memes de internet se multiplican por minuto. chistes, burlas, ofensas. de esta, trump no se recupera. que va a tuitear ahora?: ‘a mucha honra’… ‘el tamaño no importa’… ‘chiquita pero efectiva’? -el campeon del ego! se le ha terminado la ciber dinamita. incluso la rubia tetona dice que el presidente tiene un pubis de yeti. que es un pubis de yeti? un slang urbano para aquel monte de venus carnoso y abultado debajo de una panzona que casi lo tapa, repleto de pelos ralos. imagino a trump al despertarse, justo antes de tuitear contra alguien o contra algo. caminando lentamente con el cuerpo adiposo, sacando del calzoncillo, trabajosamente, de entre una pajuza blancuzca de maiz, el pellejo rosado y flacido de su diminuto rabo, para mear. y se mira un momento en el espejo del baño las lagañas, el ombligo de fosa, los pelos de los pezones, la cabeza despeinada y la papada sin afeitar. ahora comprendo por que este tipo es tan amargado, soberbio, furioso, cascarrabias, aun teniendo una mujer atractiva y todo el dinero del mundo.©varela
TRUMP TROLL2the social crotch gets hot ’cause now a sexual adventure comes out from the republican candidate to the supreme court. lets see, a high magistrate raping a girl in high school. a déjà vu from the ’91 (clarence-anita). and among other things the book of the pornstar was missing. and it arrives in october. a british tabloid gets down with the scoop of several pages where the whore announces that trump has a small and rare cock, ie with a wide head and narrow shaft, mushroom style. and compares it to the character with hat of the super mario nintendo game. the press is a mess. some publish the information with ellipsis; others put all the words, anyway… is the age of the joke. internet memes multiply by the minute. humor, taunt, offense. from this, trump doesn’t recover. what’s going to tweet now?: ‘with great honor’… ‘size doesn’t matter’… ‘small but effective’? -the champion of the ego! his cyber dynamite is finished. even the busty blonde says the president has a yeti pubes. what’s a yeti pubes? an urban slang for that fleshy and bulging mount of venus under a big belly that almost covers it, full of thin hair. i imagine trump waking up, just before tweeting against someone or something. walking slowly with the adipose body, pulling out from his underwear, with difficult, from a whitish corn hair, his pinkish and flaccid tiny tail, to pee. and he looks a moment at the mirror of the bath the sleep dust, the pit of the navel, the hairs of the nipples, the disheveled head and the unshaved double chin. now i understand why this guy is so bitter, arrogant, furious, cranky, even having an attractive woman and all the money in the world.©varelasignature

PERSONAL CINEMATEQUE

metropolis

SCI-FI / FUTURISTIC
1.blade runner (usa, original voice over version)
2.metropolis (germany, moroder’s music)
3.district 9 (south africa, cut director version)
4.roswell (usa, long version)
5.le ciel sur la tete (france)
6.planet of storms (russia)
8.ikarie xb1 (czechoslovakia)
9.voyage to the end of the universe (usa’s ikarie xb1 voice over and different ending)
10.invasion of the body snatchers (1956, usa)
samurai

HITMAN
1.leon (france, long version of the professional with deleted scenes in u.s.a.)
2.road to perdition (usa)
3.le samouraï (france)
4.7 hours of violence (italy, long version)
5.john wick (usa, long version)
liberacion

WAR
1.enemy at the gates (england)
2.liberation 1-5 (russia, ozerov’s)
3.moscow battle (russia, ozerov’s)
4.17 moments of a spring (tv series, russia)
5.stalingrad (1949, russia)
6.stalingrad (1958, germany)
7.okinawa battle (japan)
8.admiral yamamoto (japan)
9.the steel helmet (usa)
10.murphy’s war (england)
11.sahara (1943, usa)
12.hell in the pacific (usa)
13.they died with the boots on (usa)
DRAMA
1.first blood (usa)
2.rage (usa, banned in usa)
3.la caza (spain)
4.max et les charreteurs (france, sautet’s)
5.les choses de la vie (france, sautet’s)
6.sin city (usa)
7.le trou (france)
8.la loi du survivant (france)
9.che (2008, usa)
10.high & low (japan)
11.dr jekyll & mr hyde (1932, usa)
12.dr jekyll & mr hyde (1941, usa)
13.lord jim (england)
14.godfather 1-2 (usa, 1992 restored)
15.the wage of fear (1953, france)
16.point de chute (france)
shane

WESTERN
1.shane (usa)
2.unforgiven (usa)
3.once upon a time in the west (italy, long version)
4.tombstone (usa)
5.the gunfighter (1952, usa)
fantomasADVENTURES
1.fantomas (france, marais’)
2.the old man and the sea (russia-canada, animation)
3.superman (usa, 1952, 26 tv episodes)
4.superman (usa, 1941, cinema 15 short films)
5.king-kong (usa, 2005)
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SAMURAI (all from japan)
1.miyamoto musashi (vagabond 1943, mizoguchi’s)
2.miyamoto musashi 1-3 (samurai 1954-56, inagaki’s) toshiro mifune
3.miyamoto musashi (sword of fury 1973, kato’s)
4.musashi (2004 tv series, 49 episodes)
5.miyamoto musashi 1-5 (zen & sword 1961-65, uchida’s)
6.kojiro (1952, inagaki’s) toshiro mifune
7.kojiro (1967, inagaki’s) toshiro mifune
8.araki mataemon (samurai vendetta 1952, mori’s-kurosawa’s)
9.7 samurai (kurosawa’s masterpiece) toshiro mifune
10.yojimbo (1961, kurosawa’a) toshiro mifune
11.sanjuro (1962, kurosawa’s) toshiro mifune / tatsuya nakadai
12.chushingura (47 ronin 1962, inagaki’s) toshiro mifune
13.seppuku (harakiri 1963, kobayashi’s) tatsuya nakadai
14.tange sazen (sazen & the sword 1963) tetsuro tamba
15.tange sazen (sazen & the urn 1966, gosha’s)
16.tange sazen (sazen & the million ryo 1980, gosha’s) tatsuya nakadai
17.dai satsujin (the great killing, kudo’s trilogy)
18.11 samurai (kudo’s trilogy)
19.13 shikaku (13 assassins kudo’s trilogy)
20.bakumatsu zankoku monogatari (shogun’s fall tales 1964 kato’s)
21.ansatsu (assassination 1964) tetsuro tamba
22.dojo yaburi 1-2 (samurai from nowhere 1-2 194) tetsuro tamba
23.adauchi (revenge 1964) tetsuro tamba
24.3 samurai (1964 gosha’s) tetsuro tamba
25.kedamono no ken (sword of the beast 1963, gosha’s)
26.joi-uchi (samurai rebel 1967, kobayashi’s) toshiro mifune / tatsuya nakadai
27.samurai (samurai assassin 1965, okamoto’s) toshiro mifune
28.daibosatsutoge (sword of doom 1965, okamoto’s) tatsuya nakadai
29.kiba 1-2 (wolf fangs 1-2, 1967 gosha’s masterpiece)
30.moeyo ken (flaming sword 1965)
31.goyokin (official gold 1969 gosha’s) tatsuya nakadai
32.okami (the last samurai 1975, misumi’s)
33.ronin (1980) shintaro katsu
34.shinsengumi (1970) toshiro mifune
35.tenchu (hitokiri 1969 gosha’s) shintaro katsu / tatsuya nakadai
36.tasobare seibei (twilight samurai, yamada’s trilogy)
37.kakushi ken (the hidden sword, yamada’s trilogy)
38.bushi no ichibun (love & honor, yamada’s trilogy)
39.migubishiden (sword of the samurai)
40.hisshiken torisashi (sword of desperation)
41.yamazakura (the cherry tree)
42.ogawa no hotori (at river edge)
43.semishigure (the samurai i love)
44.dai chushingura (the great 47, 1970 tv, 52 episodes) toshiro mifune

45.zatoichi & yojimbo (1970 okamoto’s) shintaro katsu/ toshiro mifune

martial-artsPERSONAL FIGHTING
1.ali (usa)
2.sugata sanshiro 1-2 (judo saga 1943-45, japan)
3.sugata sanshiro (the legend of judo 1965, japan) toshiro mifune

OREJAGATE 2.0

russian ipod


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no cabe dudas de que rusia esta de moda. gana las elecciones de estados unidos, organiza la copa mundial de futbol, su mafia desplaza a la italiana, sus oligarcas compran las mansiones de trump, producen el mejor vodka, el caviar mas caro, y ahora inventan un arma secreta que frie el cogote a traves de la guataca. el orejagate cubano se actualiza: rusia es la culpable de los ataques sonicos hi-fi en la habana, segun la inteligencia americana -la de trump, no la de obama, que esta botada y desclasificada desde hace meses. dicen que son microondas. imagino un hornito de esos, marca moskova, que suena como una batidora y tiembla como un ventilador de techo, encaramado en una azotea, apuntando para la embajada americana y jodiendole el conducto auditivo a todo el que pase por calzada entre ele y eme. por eso cayeron hasta turistas y felo, el cuentapropista del carrito de fritas en la esquina de malecon. yo pensaba que los asesinos del oido en cuba eran los reguetoneros mas gorki aguila con sus porno, pero resultan ser los tovarishes. oye, que los bolos siguen chivando en cuba. no les basto embutirnos de carne rusa, humearnos con los moscovich, ahogarnos en la presa zaza y ponernos el edificio mas feo de quinta avenida, sino que ahora prueban sus defectuosos ipods en el vedado.©varela
signaturethere is no doubt that russia is fashionable. it wins america’s election, it organizes the soccer world cup, its mafia displaces the italian one, its oligarchs buy the trump’s mansions, produces the best vodka, the most expensive caviar, and now it invents a secret weapon that fry the brain through the hear. the cuban orejagate is updated: russia is the culprit of the hi-fi sonic attacks in havana, according to american intelligence -trump’s, not obama’s, which has been fired and declassified since months. they say they’re microwaves. i imagine one of those ovens, moskova brand, which sounds like a blender and trembles like a ceiling fan, perched on a roof, aiming for the american embassy and fucking the ear canal to all who pass through calzada between l and m. that’s why they get up to tourists and felo, the freelancer of the fritas cart at the corner of malecon. i thought that the ear assassins in cuba were the reggaeton singers plus gorki aguila with his porno, but it turn out to be the tovarishes. hey, that the bolos keeps snitching on cuba. it’s not enough to fill us with russian meat cans, smoke all with the moscovich cars, drown everybody in the zaza dam and put the ugliest building of fifth avenue, but now they prove their defective ipods in the vedado.©varela