TRUMP & SCHOOL

TRUMP & SCHOOLuna cosa es amenazar a revoltosos callejeros, deportistas protestones, cientificos contradictorios, artistas burlones y politicos rivales. y otra muy distinta es amenazar a niños. trump acaba de hacerlo, diciendo que si no regresan a la escuela le quita el fondo a la educacion. se paso de la raya. un hombre que pago dinero para sus calificaciones escolares, que hizo fraude para ingresar en la universidad, y que al final nunca se graduo de nada, ahora se vuelve el paladin de la educacion americana diciendo que las escuelas deben abrir de cualquier manera o las desfalca. otra farsa mas. el verdadero motivo de trump es mover la economia para sus elecciones de noviembre, que las tiene perdidas. no le interesa la salud de los niños -incluso dice que aguantan mejor el virus- ni la de los maestros, ni mucho menos la de los padres y abuelos de los estudiantes cuando regresen a casa de sus aulas. lo de trump es, a toda costa, reelegirse, asi el precio sea en vidas. creo sinceramente que con este paso el presidente se quito millones de votos mas. el 90% de los padres americanos no quieren enviar sus hijos a centros de contaminacion -eso, dicho por lideres de la educacion, se convertiran las escuelas en caso de llenarse de nuevo- y optan por la educacion via internet, tan segura como valida en esta vida moderna. visto asi, trump debe buscar la formula magica para reelegirse con bondad, mesura, sinceridad, equidad, beneficio y civilismo. y dejar las amenazas por tuiter, los nombretes y las perretas. que si ya salio el libro de su ex asesor de seguridad informando su idiotez; y el de su sobrina revelando su narcisismo; todavia le falta el libro de la asistente de su mujer, denunciando su deslealtad matrimonial, y encima, su falta de virilidad (de ahi su bullying como mecanismo de defensa a la inseguridad). la amenaza a las escuelas es un perfecto test mental.©varela
NOTA AL PERSONAL
la universidad que trump creo hace años para tumbarle grants al gobierno, la cerro por fraude y pago en corte 200 millones de dolares
SIGNATUREit’s one thing to threaten street rioters, protesting athletes, conflicting scientists, mocking artists and rival politicians. and quite another is to threaten children. trump just did it, saying that if they don’t go back to school he takes the money away from the education. he crossed the red line. a man who paid money for his school grades, who did fraud to enter university, and who in the end never graduated from anything, now becomes the paladin of american education saying that schools should open in any way or embezzlement. another farce. trump’s real motive is to move the economy to his november election, which has it lost. he is not interested in the health of children -he even says they can handle the virus better- or that of teachers, much less that of the parents and grandparents of the students when they return home from their classrooms. trump wants, at any cost, be re-elected, whatever the price would be in lives. i sincerely believe that with this step the president took away millions more votes. 90% of american parents don’t want to send their children to pollution centers -that’ said by leaders of education, will become schools if they’re filled up again- and opt for online education, as safe as it validates in this modern life. seen in this way, trump must seek the magic formula to be re-elected with kindness, measure, sincerity, equity, benefit and civilism. and to leave the threats by twitter, the nicknames and the tantrums. that if the book of his former security adviser has already come out informing his idiocy; and that of his niece revealing his narcissism; he still waits the book of his wife’s assistant, denouncing his marital disloyalty, and on top of that, his lack of virility (hence his bullying as a defense mechanism to insecurity). the threat to schools is a perfect mental test.©varela
NOTE TO PERSONNEL
the university that trump created years ago to get the government grants, he closed for fraud and paid in court 200 million dollars

BOLLO Y VOTO

BOLLO Y VOTObiden le lleva 10 puntos a trump, nacionalmente. por esta misma fecha en el 2016 hillary le llevaba 4. que esa ventaja ella la mantuvo hasta el dia de las elecciones porque gano el voto popular con 3 millones de votos mas, y eso es lo que 4 puntos de ventaja significan en una eleccion, solo que para ganar la casa blanca en la yuma la popularidad no es suficiente sino el voto electoral, que son los votos que dan los estados ganados. esto se hace para que candidatos de estados populosos como california no tengan ventaja sobre candidatos de estados vacios como alaska. por eso las encuestas solo definen el voto popular, porque por telefono no pueden entrevistar estados sino gente. el problema es que, con 10 puntos de ventaja (o 12, de varios encuestadores principales) no solo se gana el voto popular (unos 7 millones de votos mas que el rival) sino tambien el voto electoral. por ejemplo, con esa ventaja, ya hoy biden tiene asegurados 220 votos electorales, de 270 que necesita para ganar. sin contar, desde luego, los estados oscilantes, que lo mismo votan republicano que democrata. mientras trump tiene 125. que, de caer en manos de biden los estados oscilantes (donde en 6 de ellos esta arriba), ganaria casi 400 votos electorales. lo que se llama, casi arrasar (arrasar fue reagan contra mondale en 1984 cuando se llevo 525 votos electorales). visto asi, la campaña electoral de biden trabaja inteligentemente con su muñeco, que lo tiene amordazado en un sotano, leyendo teleprompters ante prensa liberal. y la cosa es seguir asi, sin sacarlo a la calle para que no tropiece y no balbucee. incluso, como dije hace unos dias (que ahora lo dicen algunos expertos), sin dejarlo debatir inclusive. porque si biden se niega a los debates, el gran publico americano no lo tomaria como cobardia, sino como honor, ya que ponerse a la altura del presidente es rebajarse moralmente. ademas… que mierda tendria que debatir trump como no sea ofender y decir mentiras? eso si, pienso que la mujer que escogera biden para vicepresidente, ya que a las claras sera una mujer, le dara la estocada final a trump, y una vez anunciada, las encuestas subiran por las nubes a favor del anciano democrata. debe ser, desde luego, no solo hembra sino negra. para llevarse 2 movimientos sociales: el me-too y el black lives matter. entonces: kamala harris? susan rice? stacey abrams? oprah winfrey? halle berry? zoë yadira saldana?©varela
vp womenbiden is 10 points over trump, nationally. by the same date in 2016 hillary had 4 over him. she held that advantage until election day because she won the popular vote with 3 million votes more and that is what 4 points of advantage mean in an election, only that to win the white house in the yuma popularity isn’t enough but electoral vote, which are the votes given by the states won. this is done so that candidates from populous states like california have no advantage over candidates from empty states like alaska. that’s why polls only define popular voting, because by phone they can’t interview states but people. the problem is that, with 10 points advantage (or 12, from several main pollsters) you not only win the popular vote (about 7 million votes more than the rival) but also the electoral vote. for example, with that advantage, biden already has 220 electoral votes insured, out of 270 that he needs to win. not counting, of course, the swing states, which vote the same republican or democrats. while trump has 125. which, if the swinging states fell into the hands of biden (where in 6 of them he’s on top), would win almost 400 electoral votes. what’s called, almost landslide (landslide was reagan versus mondale in 1984 when he took 525 electoral votes). seen in this way, biden’s election campaign works intelligently with his doll, which has him gagged in a basement, reading teleprompters before the liberal press. and the thing is to keep going like this, without taking him out on the street so he doesn’t stumble and doesn’t babble. even, as i said a few days ago (which some experts now say), without letting him even debate. because if biden refuses to debate, the great american public would not take it as a coward, but as an honor, since to being leveled with the president is to lower the moral. in addition… what the fuck would have to debate trump as it’s not to offend and tell lies? that is, i think the woman who chose biden for vice president, because clearly she will be a woman, give the final lunge to trump, and once announced, the polls will rise through the clouds in favor of the elder democrat. must, of course, be not only female but black. to take 2 social movements: me-too and black lives matter. then: kamala harris? susan rice? stacey abrams? oprah winfrey? halle berry? zoë yadira saldana?©varelaSIGNATURE

TRUMP TIME MACHINE

TIME MACHINEun hombre solo al frente de un pais puede retroceder la cultura de ese grupo humano. incluso mientras la comunidad avanza tecnologicamente como ocurrio con alemania a mediados del siglo pasado. en la decada del 30, cientificamente los germanos se pusieron a la cabeza mundial en coheteria, armamento, automovilismo, construccion, aviacion y estilo de vida, mientras ideologicamente cayeron al medioevo persiguiendo judios y declarandose raza pura. fidel en cuba, mientras creo proyectos sociales de oportunidades para los pobres, hizo retroceder culturalmente al pueblo cubano, cuando digo ‘culturalmente’ no hablo de leer el abecedario sino del sistema de trabajo, la conciencia nacional productiva agricola e industrial. en mi pais se acabo hasta el chivirico, algo tan simple en la gastronomia que se cocina con harina, azucar y aceite. en cambio se aumento el uso de comino para tapar el sabor de la colcha de trapear, la soya y la sangre animal. y por eso el bicho cubano se convirtio, de consumidor estacionario, a consumidor nomada. ahora, por desgracia, trump, con intencion de reelegirse, trata de hacer retroceder la cultura americana. es dificil, porque no tiene la capacidad intelectual de fidel ni el excelente equipo de trabajo de hitler, pero puede dañar considerablemente el futuro de nuestros hijos. ayer, a proposito del 4 de julio, dia de la independencia americana, dio un discurso retrogrado frente a las esculturas del monte rushmore diciendo, demagogicamente, que jura que esas estatuas no seran profanadas. con verbo burdo, para idiotas (el 90% de sus votantes es ignorante o de nivel educacional bajo, y el otro 10% son las grandes corporaciones que solo lo apoyan por los beneficios en corte de impuesto) advirtio que hay un fascismo de izquierda que amenaza tomar el poder cambiando la historia (de manera fisica, no intelectual, miren que estupidez) suprimiendo estatuas. alega que quieren adoctrinar a nuestros niños y asesinar a nuestros bebitos al nacer (la ley de aborto, exagerada para anormales). ya la casa blanca le advirtio de dejar esas barbaridades, y empezar a hablar de una agenda coherente para la reeleccion del 2020 pero trump les ordeno permanecer hablando de las estatuas por ahora. esa es su cortina de humo ante el desmadre nacional del virus y el desempleo (hace dias se puso triunfal porque en junio se recuperaron 4 millones de puestos laborales pero un periodista le rebatio diciendole ‘a costa de 50 mil infectados diarios?’). el chiste macabro de hoy es que trump se preocupa mas por las estatuas que por los americanos, ya que no le importa el resurgimiento del virus, ni el distanciamiento social, ni el uso de bozales, si no, que no tumben del caballo al general lee. ayer en monte rushmore su gente se sento una al lado de la otra, y la mayoria sin cubrirse la boca, gritando ‘four more years!’. incluso, con la clave dictatorial de convertir todo fracaso en ganancia, trump dice ayer que el pico de infectados es buena noticia porque significa mayor cantidad de tests. un orden mental oligofrenico: mas enfermos demuestra mejor diagnostico (el canon ‘lidera siempre, aun lo negativo’). trump ya no menciona la vacuna, el covid19 se ira solo, dice (asi, elimina la pre condicion de victoria). incluso trump se burla del nombre del virus preguntando que significa el numero 19 (tiene 19 nombres? kung-flu, china-flu, wuhan-flu? comenta a su publico delirante) es tan imbecil que no sabe que covid19 es co-rona vi-rus d-iciembre 20-19. definitivamente yo creo hoy que, si trump no muere antes o lo sacan del poder mediante voto, enmienda o mandato militar, llevara a estados unidos a los parametros donde fueron alemania y cuba. hitler opto por un pistoletazo en el bunker y fidel se destripo en el reparto siboney. imaginan lo que es esperar a que trump se atore con un hueso de kenctucky fried chicken en mar-a-lago?©varela
SIGNATUREa man alone at the head of a country can push back the culture of that human group. even as the community advances technologically as happened with germany in the middle of the last century. in the decade of 30s, scientifically the germans put themselves at the world’s head in rocketry, armament, motorsport, construction, aviation and lifestyle, while ideologically were falling to the middle age chasing jews and declaring themselves pure race. fidel in cuba, while he creates social projects of opportunity for the poor, made culturally backward the cuban people, when i say ‘culturally’ i’m not talking about reading the alphabet but of the system of work, the agriculture and industrial productive national awareness. in my country it’s finished even to the chivirico, something so simple in gastronomy that it’s cooked with flour, sugar and oil. instead they increased the use of cumin to cover the taste of mop quilt, soy and animal blood. and that’s why the cuban bug became from a stationary consumer, to a nomadic consumer. now, unfortunately, trump, with intent to be re-elected, tries to push back american culture. it’s difficult, since he doesn’t have the intellectual capacity of fidel or the excellent work team of hitler, but it can significantly damage the future of our children. yesterday, on the purpose of the 4th of july, the day of american independence, he gave a retrograde speech in front of the sculptures of mount rushmore saying, demagogistically, that he swears that those statues will not be desecrated. with crude verb, for idiots (90% of his voters is ignorant or low educational level, and the other 10% are the big corporations that only support him for the benefits in tax cut) warned that there is a left-wing fascism that threatens to take power by changing history (physically, not intellectually, look at that stupidity) suppressing statues. alleges that they want to indoctrinate our children and murder our babies at birth (the abortion law, exaggerated for abnormals). and the white house warned him to stop these barbarities, and start talking about a coherent agenda for the 2020 re-election, but trump ordered them to keep talking about the statues for now. that is his smokescreen in the face of the national mess of the virus and the unemployment (days ago he became triumphant because in june 4 million jobs were recovered but a journalist overtaken him telling him ‘at the cost of 50 thousand infected a day?’). today’s macabre joke is that trump cares more about statues than americans, as he doesn’t care about the resurgence of the virus, nor social distance, and the mout cover use, but they don’t have general lee to get down the horse. yesterday in mount rushmore his people sat side by side, and most without covering their mouths, crying ‘four more years!’. even, with the dictatorial key of turning all failure into gain, trump says yesterday that the peak of infected people is good news because it means more tests. an mentally handicapped order: more sicks shows better diagnosis (the canon ‘always leads, even the negative’). trump no longer mentions the vaccine, covid19 will go by itself, he says (so, eliminates the pre-condition of victory). even trump mocks the name of the virus asking what the number 19 means (it has 19 names? kung-flu, china-flu, wuhan-flu? comments to his delusional crowd) is so imbecile that he doesn’t know that covid19 is co-rona vi-rus d-ecember 20-19. i definitely believe today that if trump doesn’t die sooner or is taken out of power by vote, amendment or military mandate, he would take the united states to the parameters where they were germany and cuba. hitler opted for a gun shot in the bunker and fidel gutted himself in the siboney neighborhood. imagine what it’s like to wait for trump to choke with a kenctucky fried chicken bone in mar-a-lago?©varela

TRUMP & FACEBOOK

facebook & trumpfacebook se busca un boicot del coño su madre, por lamerle el culo a trump. desde la cocacola y la pepsi hasta honda, acura, vw, starbuck y horizon quitan sus anuncios. antes, varios ejecutivos de fb criticaron como esa red social pasaba todas las barbaridades de trump (mentiras, abusos verbales, desinformacion, que ya twitter le censura) pero el ceo de fb opto por botar a esos criticos. craso error. se le fueron, en comparsa, los anunciantes poderosos. entonces ahora el zar del gigante de la comunicacion se siente zarandeado porque le hablan en el lenguaje que le duele: el dolar. zuckerberg acepta modificar facebook con nuevas regulaciones, que claro, afectaran a trump. aunque asegura que basicamente no cambiara como quieren los demas. pero el dinero habla. a mi, facebook una vez me suspendio mi cuenta durante una semana -un castigo, me dijo- porque a un tipo que me entraba a joder le dije que yo sabia donde vivia e iba a ir a su casa a darle un flechazo de punta de titanio en el tronco de la oreja (como yo no puedo tener armas de fuego, por mi pasado violento). y ahi fue cuando facebook me suspendio 7 dias. pero bueno… ahora le toca el turno a trump por su brabuconeria, que es peor que la mia porque es el presidente de estados unidos. esto es una centrifuga porque hoy facebook, al perder sus grandes financiadores, comprende que siempre hay alguien que lo puede apagar a uno, un rato, si quiere.©varela
SIGNATUREfacebook found a boycott of the motherfucker, for kissing trump’s ass. from cocacola and pepsi to honda, acura, vw, starbuck and horizon take away their ads. before, several fb executives criticized how that social network went through all the trump barbarities (lies, verbal abuses, disinformation, which already twitter censors him) but the ceo of fb chose to fired those critics. fucking mistake. they left, in conga, the powerful advertisers. then now the communication giant’s tsar feels shake ’cause they speak to him in the language that hurts him: the dollar. zuckerberg agrees to modify facebook with new regulations, which of course will affect trump. although he ensures that it basically doesn’t change the way others want. but money talks. to me, facebook once suspended my account for a week -a punishment, they told me- because to a guy who entered to mess with me i said him that i knew where he lived and i was going to his home to shoot him a titanium tip arrow on the trunk of his ear (as i can’t have guns, ’cause of my violent past). and that’s when facebook suspended me for 7 days. but, well… now it’s trump’s turn for his bullying, which is worse than mine because he’s the president of the united states. this is a centrifuge because today facebook, by losing its big funders, understands that there is always someone who can turn you off once, a while, if it want.©varela

CULO URNA

CULO URNAen cuba los cubanos votan con los pies, en miami, votan con el culo. a ver si se me entiende. es cuestion de semantica (que casi todos ustedes son graduados universitarios y yo soy tecnico medio)… tanto alla como aca hay votantes razonables, que sean masoquistas no viene al caso, votan por sus preferencias y gustos: referendos, leyes, personas de turno. pero el cubano de la isla se conoce por largarse si no le gusta el gobierno. mientras el cubano de estados unidos se identifica con el gobierno americano que joda al gobierno de la isla. algo siniestro. llegar a la abundancia y entonces querer que el que no ha llegado, que se descojone. esos son los cubanos de miami que votan por trump. trump no quita dictadores, los admira como una yegua al potranco. ahora quiere soltar a guaido y aparearse con maduro en venezuela (para complacer a su maridito el rusito putin, que lo ayudara en las elecciones). lo vimos cuando abandono a sus aliados kurdos en siria para apoyar al tirano turco. y cuando, cagandose en japon y surcorea, se dio la lengua con el enano norcoreano por una sesion de fotos. en fin, estar con trump es estar con un autoritario por $1,200 de estimulo y la promesa de que hundira a diaz-canel (que no lo hara, al contrario, en los 90s, cuando fidel, trump queria poner un campo de golf en miramar y un t-tower en el malecon, pero cuando aquello no necesitaba el voto de los cubanos de miami). por eso digo que los cubanos trumpistas votan con el culo. porque ni con el estomago (que es votar por la comida) sino con el culo (votar por la mierda).©varela
SIGNATUREin cuba, cubans vote with their feet, in miami, they vote with their ass. to see if you understand. it’s a matter of semantics (that almost all of you are college graduates and i’m a medium technician)… both, there and here, are reasonable voters, beign masochists don’t come to the case, they vote for their preferences and tastes: referendums, laws, people on duty. but the cuban of the island is known to leave if they doesn’t like the government. while the cubans of the united states identify with the american government that fucks the island government. something sinister. reach out to abundance and then want the one who has not arrived, to be screwed up. those are the miami cubans who vote for trump. trump doesn’t remove dictators, admires them as a mare to the mustang. now he wants to let go of guaido and mate maduro in venezuela (to please his little husband the little russian putin, who would help him in the election). we saw him when he abandoned his kurdish allies in syria to support the turkish tyrant. and when, shitting in japan and south korea, he gave his tongue with the north korean dwarf for a photo-op. anyway, to be with trump is to be with an authoritarian for a stimulus of $1,200 and the promise that he would sink diaz-canel (who won’t, on the contrary, in the 90s, when fidel, trump wanted to put a golf course in miramar and a t-tower in the malecon, but when that he didn’t need the vote of miami cubans). that’s why i say that cubans trumpist vote with their ass. because not with the stomach (which is voting for food) but with the ass (voting for shit).©varela

BLUE ONLY BLUE

2020 blueel 2020 no es el 2016. joe biden no es hillary clinton. hace 4 años la economia florecia, la salud nacional estaba controlada y el empleado comun deseaba multiplicar el salario. era logico que votara por un comerciante ajeno al panorama politico, para viabilizar la prosperidad y salir del pantano de washington. ahora en el 20 hay 40 millones de desempleados, pandemia con 3 millones de infectados y 130 mil muertos, mas que en el conflicto de vietnam (45,000), corea (37,000) y la primera guerra mundial (110,000). el muerto cala muy duro la conciencia nacional. encima ya la gente no busca multiplicar el salario sino al menos conseguir uno minimo. y hay descontento social con las autoridades del orden. es el escenario tipico del presidente que no se reelige. asi paso, en los ultimos 40 años, con carter y bush padre. el democrata tenia 2 crisis, la energetica y los rehenes en iran. el republicano, aun con su victoria en iraq, tenia otras 2: la economica y la politica (una recesion y que a bill clinton se le suma el independiente ros perot en la eleccion y se lleva el 19% del voto, con clinton el 38 y bush el 36). joe biden hoy, a 4 meses de las elecciones, tiene 10 puntos de ventaja en todas las encuestas nacioanles. y mas de 10 en varias de ellas. para colmo, esta arriba en 6 estados oscilantes (y en la florida, donde menos, tiene +6. recordemos que trump le gana la florida a hillary por solo 2 puntos. y ahora tiene erosion politica y economica cuando incluso florida resurge con 5 a 8 mil infectados diarios, amenazando con convertirse en el epicentro nacional del virus). y hay que señalar que a trump hoy se le vira la tortilla en los estados infectados; donde antes los peores eran de gobernadores democratas a los cuales les echaba la culpa del mal manejo; ahora los estados mas infectados son de gobernadores republicanos que trump halagaba hasta ayer: florida y texas. si las elecciones fueran hoy, biden ganaba el voto popular por mas de 7 millones y el electoral por 350. inclusive el viejo puede darse el lujo de perder la florida, considerado estado clave, que aun gana la eleccion. trump esta desesperado. se ve cuando pide 4 debates en vez de los 3 normales. siempre el candidato en desventaja es quien quiere debatir mas, para exponer mas su plataforma. pero esta vez es trump. diciendo que biden le tiene miedo y por eso no quiere debatir 4 veces. pero el truco no le funciona esta vez. es que biden debe anunciar, ya que esta eleccion es anormal por la pandemia, que no debate con trump, alegando que su escala de valores eticos y morales le impide discutir con alguien tan bajo y tan mentiroso como el presidente. y todavia gana desde el sotano de su casa con bozal!©varela
SIGNATURE2020 is not 2016. joe biden is not hillary clinton. 4 years ago the economy flourished, national health was under control and the common employee wanted to multiply the salary. it was logical for its to vote for a trader outside the political landscape, to make prosperity feasible and to leave the washington swamp. now in the ’20 there are 40 million unemployed, a pandemic with 3 million infected and 130 thousand dead, more than the vietnam conflict (45,000), korea (37,000) and the first world war (110,000). the death digs deep in the national conscience. on top of that people aren’t looking to multiply the salary but at least get a minimum one. and there is social discontent with law enforcement authorities. is the typical scenario of the president who doesn’t re-elect himself. so happened, in the last 40 years, with carter and bush father. the democrat had 2 crises, the energy one and the hostages in iran. the republican, even winning in iraq, had 2 others: economic’s and politic’s (a recession and bill clinton joined by the independent ros perot in the election and taking 19% of the vote, with clinton the 38 and bush on the 36). joe biden today, 4 months before the election, has a 10-point lead in all national surveys. and more than 10 in several of them. to top it off, it’s up in 6 swing states (and in the florida, where less, has +6. let’s remember that trump beats the florida to hillary by just 2 points. and now has political and economic erosion when even florida resurfaces with 5 to 8 thousand infected a day, threatening to become the national epicenter of the virus). and it should be noted that trump today is being turned the table in the infected states; where the worst used to be of democratic governors who were blamed for mishandling by him; now the most infected states are republican governors who trump flattered until yesterday: florida and texas. if the election were today, biden won the popular vote for more than 7 million votes and the election by 350. even the old man can afford to lose florida, considered a key state, which still wins the election. trump is desperate. you see when he asks for 4 debates instead of the normal 3. always the disadvantaged candidate is the one who wants to debate more, to expose more his platform. but this time it’s trump. saying biden is afraid of him and that’s why he doesn’t want to debate 4 times. but the trick doesn’t work for him this time. is that biden must announce, as this election is abnormal because of the pandemic, that he doesn’t debate with trump, claiming that his scale of ethic and moral values prevents him from arguing with someone as low and as lier as the president. and still wins from the basement of his house with muzzle!©varela

ESTATUA DE EBANO, ESTATUA DE MARFIL / EBONY STATUE, IVORY STATUE

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hace como medio siglo, en santa clara, yo me meo en la estatua de marta abreu. por mi madre que yo creia era una martir de la federacion de mujeres cubanas o del moncada o la sierra, como celia sanchez o melba hdez. fue un escandalo local porque evelio taillaq me echo palante. me hicieron lavar la estatua y mi padre tuvo que pagar una multa de 500 pesos. la nota salio por el periodico provincial ‘vanguardia’, yo era un vandalo juvenil. despues de eso lei y me instrui (obligado por el juez) y supe que la mujer habia sido una benefactora de la ciudad. ella pago la construccion del teatro la caridad, el puente sobre el arroyo del testero, el hospital infantil y varios asilos de ancianos. tuve crisis de conciencia y complejo de culpabilidad hasta mi pubertad, lo cual no me impidio echar pelos pubicos y semen. pero de alli para alla siempre respete las estatuas asi fueran como la del musico serapio en sancti spiritus; que dejenme decirles que en ese pueblo es donde unico en cuba le hacen estatuas a la gente viva. en los demas lugares hay que morirse para que te levanten una estatua, e incluso haber sido del partido. pero a lo que voy. ahora en estados unidos los protestantes estan tumbando las estatuas (cuando digo protestantes no es la secta religiosa sino los hijoputas que salen a la calle). tumban todas la estatuas de los esclavistas. antier derribaron la de washington! que claro, tuvo esclavos pero cuando salio de presidente les dio la libertad. y aun asi, no lo perdonan. el problema es haberlo sido. es como las putas, que aunque se metan a monjas, siempre seran putas. aun cuando digan que no hay mujer mas santa que una puta reivindicada. y es verdad, yo anduve con una que me fue fiel todo el tiempo hasta que se puso gorda y se metio a tortillera. pero bueno, no divago mas. trump firma una ley ejecutiva para meterle 10 años de carcel a los que tumben estatuas. trump todo lo resuelve con la carcel. pero fijense que fidel no me metio preso por mear a marta abreu sino 500 pesos de multa (que los pago mi padre porque yo no trabajaba). me pregunto si los esclavistas como carlos manuel de cespedes pudieran salvar hoy sus estatuas, de estar en la yuma. porque ya tumbaron hasta la estatua de cristobal colon por haber provocado la colonizacion, el exterminio de indios y la trata de esclavos africanos. si siguen asi ahorita tumban hasta la estatua de kennedy, que tuvo sirvienta, chofer y mayordomo negro en su mansion de boston… y en la casa blanca.©varela
SIGNATUREabout half a century ago, back in santa clara, i piss on the statue of marta abreu. i swear that i believed she was a martyr of the federation of cuban women or the moncada or the sierra, as celia sanchez or melba hdez. it was a local scandal because evelio taillaq rats me. i was pushed to wash the statue and my father had to pay a fine of 500 pesos. the note came out by the provincial newspaper ‘vanguardia’, i was a juvenile vandal. after that, i read and instructed me (forced by the judge) and i knew that the woman had been a benefactor of the city. she paid for the construction of the theater la caridad, the bridge over the testero’s creek, the children’s hospital and several nursing homes. i had a crisis of conscience and guilt complex until my puberty, which did not prevent me from throwing out pubic hairs and semen. but from there to there i always respect the statues as well as a musician such as serapio in sancti spiritus; let me tell you that in that town it’s where only in cuba makes statues for people alive. in the other places you have to die to have a statue lifted, and even to have been from the communist party. but what i’m going to go. now in the united states, protestants are knocking down statues (when i say protestants it’s not the religious sect but the son-of-a-bitches who take to the streets). they top down all the statues of the slaveholders. before yesterday shot down washington’s! of course, he had slaves, but when he came out as president he gave them freedom. and yet, they don’t forgive him. the problem is having been. it’s like whores, that no matter they became nuns, they’ll always be whores. even if they say there’s no holier woman than an emancipated whore. and it’s true, i had one who was faithful to me all the time until she got fat and into a dyke. but well, i don’t ramble anymore. trump signs an executive law to put 10 years in jail on those who lay down statues. trump solves everything with jail. but notice that fidel didn’t put me in jail for pissing marta abreu but 500 pesos fine (which my father paid them because i didn’t work). i wonder if slavers like carlos manuel de cespedes could save their statues today, from being in the yuma. because they have already knocked down the statue of christopher columbus for causing colonization, the extermination of indians and the african slave trade. if they continue like this, they lie down even the kennedy statue, which had a maid, chauffeur and black butler in his boston mansion… and in the white house.©varela

HALF RALLY

RALLYel comeback de trump en tulsa fue una coña. los chicago tuvieron un comeback mejor en fort lauderdale cuando llenaron una arena de 15 mil y afuera bailaron otros 10 mil que no pudieron entrar. pero trump decide hacer el comeback en medio de una pandemia. se guia por las protestas en todas las ciudades por el negro asfixiado, pero alli hay entretenimiento y emocion, o sea, candela, humo, golpe, vidrio roto, jebita sin ajustador, culo cogido, caballo, helicoptero. eso, por la noche; que por el dia tienen kioskos con perro caliente, pizza, hamburguesa, estampitas del negro asfixiado, soda, cerveza, patinadores, y ruedas de reggaeton. pero los rednecks de trump son muy aburridos, con himnos patrioticos y coros evangelistas. que para colmo ayer llovio y se les jodieron las costillas de bbq. despues, como trump se rodea de ignorantes (porque los inteligentes se le van o los bota) nadie sabia que el 19 de junio era el dia de la mayor masacre de negros en estados unidos, en tulsa. trump se entera por el unico negro de su servicio secreto, que se lo dice con miedo. y cambiaron la fecha y ahi los trumpistas como que cogieron miedo. despues, en esta semana salieron par de libros con chismes, el de bolton y el de la sobrina de trump. uno dice que el presidente americano le pidio a china que le ayude a ganar las elecciones; y el otro saca trapos sucios familiares, sexo, maldades financieras. yo trump hubiera dado el rally en el manuel artime de miami, y alli llena con 5 mil viejos cubanos histericos, pero sentar 19 mil en la arena de tulsa es dificil en estos momentos. y trump esperaba otros 40 mil gritando afuera. lo engaño su manager de campaña, que dijo que habia 1 millon de trumpistas queriendo entrar. el caso fue que suspendieron el evento de afuera porque solo habia 25 personas y ya estaban borrachas; y adentro, la seccion de arriba, vacia. el manager de campaña, que se compro ferrari, 2 penthouses en florida frente al mar y anda con 5 rubias en discotecas, era un programador de websites que en el 2016 se volvio el genio cibernetico de trump pero despues del fiasco de este sabado creo que volvera a programar websites. trump esta encabronado. se metio 10 minutos explicando por que baja despacio rampas y escaleras, y otros 10 alegando que toma agua con 2 manos para no mojar su corbata roja de seda. pero no se concentraba en el discurso porque estaba mirando las sillas vacias del segundo piso donde correteaban niños jugando a los agarrados. eso desmoraliza a un orador. y mas, si esta improvisando. yo pense que en cualquier momento mandaba a arrestar a los niños. en los mitines politicos no deberian permitir menores de edad. por eso a trump se confundio, y dijo boberias, como que le habia pedido al gobierno que no hiciera mas tests de coronavirus para no aumentar los casos. ya la casa blanca se apresuro a aclarar que trump estaba bromeando, o sea, otro sarcasmo mas. ahorita van a preguntar si trump es estadista o comediante. y a proposito del virus y el humor, un periodista de cnn dijo que como nadie tenia bozal, para evitar el contagio podian haberse separado un poco, si espacio tenian de sobra. por ahora hay 6 infectados de la campaña de trump. mañana hay que ver los hospitales.©varela (estimado de entrada de la administracion de la arena: 6,200 personas)
2trump’s comeback in tulsa was a joke. the chicago group had a better comeback in fort lauderdale when they filled an arena of 15 thousand and outside danced another 10 thousand who couldn’t enter. but trump decides to do the comeback in the middle of a pandemic. it’s guided by protests in all cities by the suffocated black, but there, is entertainment and excitement, that’s, fire, smoke, blow, broken glass, gal without bra, ass caught, horse, helicopter. that, at night; that in the day they have kiosks with hot dog, pizza, hamburger, stamps of the choked nigga, soda, beer, skaters, and reggaeton wheels. but trump rednecks are very boring, with patriotic hymns and evangelist choirs. that to top it off yesterday it rained and their bbq ribs were fucked. then, as trump surrounds himself with ignorant ones (because the smart ones leave him or he fires them) no one knew that june 19 was the day of the largest black massacre in america, in tulsa. trump learns by the only black man of his secret service, who tells him in fear. and they changed the date and there the trumpists were afraid. then, this week, pair of gossip books go out, bolton’s and trump’s niece. one says that the american president asked china to help him win the election; and the other pulls out family dirt, sex, financial evils. if i were trump would have given the rally in the manuel artime of miami, and there filled with 5 thousand old hysterical cubans, but sitting 19 thousand in the tulsa arena is difficult right now. and trump expected another 40 k screaming outside. his campaign manager was cheating on him, who said there were 1 million trumpers wanting to get in. the case was that they suspended the event outside because there were only 25 people and they were already drunk; and inside, the upper section, empty. the campaign manager, who bought ferrari, 2 penthouses in florida facing the ocean and walks with 5 blondes in nightclubs, was a website programmer who in 2016 became the trump’s cybernetic genius but after the fiasco of this saturday i think he would back to do websites. trump is pissed. he went in for 10 minutes explaining why he lowers ramps and stairs so slowly, and another 10 alleging he drinks water with 2 hands to avoid to wet his red silk tie. but he wasn’t concentrating on the speech because he was looking at the empty chairs on the second floor where children were running around playing the grabbers. that demoralizes a speaker. and more, if you’re improvising. i thought at any moment he was sending the children arrested. political rallies should not allow minors. that’s why trump got mad, and said silliness, like he had asked the government not to do more coronavirus tests so as not to increase cases. already the white house hastened to clarify that trump was joking, that is, another sarcasm. now they’re going to ask if trump is a stateman or a comedian. and talking about the virus and humor, a cnn reporter said that since no one had a muzzle, to avoid contagion they could have separated a little, if space was plenty. for now there are 6 infected from the trump campaign. tomorrow we have to see the hospitals.©varela (managing arena entry estimate: 6,200 people)

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TRUMP BONE SPUR

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en el 2017 hable de este tema en el blog (click aqui) cuando nadie lo mencionaba, el problemita que tiene trump para coordinar pies y manos. el sabado en west point se tomo un vaso de agua con 2 manos porque con una no atinaba. despues bajo la rampa de la tribuna como mi tia que con 90 tiene reuma en el culo, artritis en las rodillas y cataratas. trump solo tiene 9 anos mas que yo y yo nado 15 piscinas diarias, 7 estilo libre, 7 pecho y 1 mariposa. pero claro, para una persona enferma, un quicio es un precipicio. y trump, que se rie de los despistes de biden, de la pneumonia de hillary, del tembleque de un periodista paraplejico y de la altura de bloomberg, debe cuidarse de como se comporta en publico. si se mea, si se caga, si se babea, si tropieza. ya ayer se apresuro a tuitear de que la rampa que bajo era resbalosa (en dia soleado) y muy inclinada (tiene angulo de 11 grados). los estadistas, cuando presentan problemas de traslacion, estan por dejar el poder. el unico lider aceptable en silla de ruedas fue a roosevelt porque hitler era neurotico y mussolini narcisista, despues, todos tienen que correr, hacer cuclillas, planchas, cantar, reir, saltar por los campos… -pero trump en el campo se mueve solamente en el carrito de golf. biden, con todo y su esclerosis, se dispara un vaso de agua a cun-cun con una sola mano. en trump todo es fake: altura, peso, pelo, color de piel, singueta y guaperia. hasta la espuela de hueso fue mentira! nada, que en febrero del 2021 lo veremos en la florida vendiendo casas a los rusos, otra vez, y refinanciando la de gloria estefan.©varela

in 2017 i talked about this topic on the blog (click here) when no one mentioned it, the little problem trump has to coordinate feet and hands. saturday at west point he drank a glass of water with 2 hands because with one he can’t did it. then descended the grandstand ramp like my 90 yeras-old aunt with rheumatism in the ass, arthritis in the knees and cataracts. trump is only 9 years older than me and i swim 15 pools a day, 7 freestyle, 7 chest and 1 butterfly. but of course, for a sick person, an step is a cliff. and trump, who laughs at biden’s mental lagoons, hillary pneumonia, a paraplegic journalist’s trembling and bloomberg height, must be taken care of as he behaves in public. if he pisses, if he shits, if he drools, if he stumbles. already yesterday he hastened to tweet that the ramp was slippery (on sunny day) and very inclined (has 11 degrees angle). statesmen, when they present problems of translation, are about to leave power. the only acceptable leader in the wheelchair was roosevelt because hitler was neurotic and mussolini narcissistic, from then everyone has to run, squat, push-ups, sing, laugh, jumping on the fields… -but trump on the course moves only in the golf cart. biden, with everything and his sclerosis, drinks a glass of water straigh to the end with one hand. in trump everything is fake: height, weight, hair, tan, fuking and bulling. up the bone spur was a lie! nothing, that in february 2021 we will see him in florida selling houses to the russians, again, and refinancing gloria estefan’s.©varela

RACISM

racismyo no soy racista porque entre una negra culona y una rubia tetona me quedo con las 2. pero el racismo es del carajo. hasta en el humor hay que medirse. por ejemplo, yo no veo un chiste mejor -por intelectual- que este: pregunto que tienen en comun una blanca desnuda y una negra desnuda, y respondo en que ambas salen en portadas de revistas, una en playboy y la otra en national geographic. recuerdo en cuba que yo, para ser correcto, le decia al negro ‘persona de color’… pero el negro me decia ‘blanquito’. donde se plantea el racismo ahi? el racismo es como la belleza; esta en los ojos del que mira. en un mundo donde todos fueran negros, un blanco seria un fenomeno de circo. fijense que los ratones blancos son de laboratorio. y no hay nadie mas feo que un albino, un tipo blanco de verdad. y en la pornografia, los sitios mas visitados son los interraciales: negros con rubias. el sexo no es racista. un amigo judio me dice que si un nazi va a ejecutar a un judio y a un negro… primero mata al judio y por aquello de primero el deber y despues el placer. es decir, mi amigo es racista con el negro, pero victima del racismo nazi. es dificil entender esa estructura mental. es el mulato discriminando al negro. ahora con esto del asfixiado de minneapolis esta de moda eso del racismo sistemico (discriminacion institucionalizada). algo que se sabia hace mil años pero en estados unidos todo es por ola, desde hollywood hasta el hit parade. cuando dicen a hacer peliculas de superheroes y canciones de reggaeton… hasta en las iglesias. pero aca hay algo que nunca cambia, la policia. son todos iguales en los 40s, los 50s, los 60s o ahora. y por que? porque el negro siempre es el delincuente. eso es racismo.©varela
SIGNATUREi’m not a racist because between a nigga big ass and a busty blonde i keep both. but racism is fucked up. even in humor you have to measure yourself. for example, i don’t see a better joke -by intellectual- than this one: i ask what they have in common a naked white woman and a naked black woman, and i reply that they both appear on magazine covers, one in playboy and the other in national geographic. i remember in cuba that i, to be correct, would tell the black ‘colored person’… but the black said ‘whitey’ to me. where does racism arise there? racism is like beauty; it’s in the eyes of the beholder. in a world where everyone is black, a white man would be a circus freak. note that the white mice are from laboratory. and there’s no one uglier than an albino, a real white guy. and in pornography, the most visited sites are the interracial ones: blacks with blondes. sex is not racist. a jewish friend tells me that if a nazi is going to execute a jew and a nigga… first kill the jew ’cause the first thing if the duty and then pleasure. i mean, my friend is racist to the black, but he’s a victim of nazi racism. it’s hard to understand that mental structure. is the mulatto discriminating against he blackie. now with this choked in minneapolis is fashionable that of systemic racism (institutionalized discrimination). something that was known a thousand years ago but in the united states it’s all about by wave, from hollywood to the hit parade. when they say to make superhero movies and reggaeton songs… even in churches. but here’s something that never changes, the police. are all the same in the 40s, the 50s, the 60s or now. and why? because black is always the offender. that’s racism.©varela

APOCALYPSE TOMORROW

APOCALYPSE TOMORROWnoviembre 2020 biden gana las elecciones. trump clama fraude y pide al congreso revisar la votacion. la casa de representantes se hace la chiva loca y el senado, ahora con mayoria democrata 51-49, se caga en la peticion y el presidente acude a la corte suprema, que para colmo, declara legal la eleccion. trump le pide a sus seguidores una guerra civil. facebook y twitter le cierran las cuentas. biden escoge su gabinete y jura la presidencia. la tarde del 20 de enero del 2021, por la constitucion, trump deja de ser presidente y el servicio secreto pasa a proteger a biden, alojado en el capitolio. el pentagono cambia los codigos nucleares y le pasa el maletin a biden, al que le entrega ademas una maruga y un babero. si algun militar apoya a trump, constitucionalmente pasa a ser rebelde aspirante a corte marcial y fusilamiento. y si se acuartela en la casa blanca con trump, pasa a ser desertor paciente de manicomio, que es peor, por los electroshocks. algunos milicianos de supremacia blanca pagados por las grandes corporaciones de la extrema derecha y los mcdonald’s, salen a formar lio pero los controlan drones manejados por control remoto por militares negros. el ejercito rodea la casa blanca con tanques por arriba y helicopteros por abajo o al reves, lo mismo da porque le cortan electricidad, gas, agua, y celular apagando los satelites. los miembros del gabinete que se aventuraron con trump, evacuan las trincheras de los jardines junto a sirvientes, mucamas y asesores azorados. 10 miembros del servicio secreto -todos blancos- que quedan junto a trump, se entregan acogidos a la amnistia#27 de biden. se dice que trump esta en el bunker con par de amigos (el director del kkk y carson, el cirujano negro de las lobotomias). los militares, tirando dolares al aire, controlan al millon de personas que esta afuera queriendo entrar a vandalizar. de pronto se anuncia que trump fue arrestado y llevado a un sitio no revelado. un mes despues, sin twitter, sin tv, sin bronceador de piel, sin laca para el pelo, sin hamburguesas, y sin los medicamentos necesarios, trump se da ñampiti gorrion con embolia, efisema, infarto y apoplegia prostatica. se declara un dia de luto nacional y otro de fiesta para quedar bien con todo el mundo. de todas formas la rumba dura una semana y sale la legenda urbana de que trump no esta muerto sino viviendo en un submarino junto a hitler, elvis presley y jimmy hoffa. poco despues la viuda melania aparece en acapulco, casada con el futbolista tom brady, tras divorciarse este de la brasilera gisele bündchen, que entonces se arrima a barron trump. pence, disfrazado de drag queen, se esconde en san francisco e ivanka, kushner y los 2 albinos se refugian en dubai. la bolsa sube vendiendo las acciones de trump enterprise, trump golf course y trump hotels. sale al mercado la vacuna del coronavirus -un supositorio grueso de 8 pulgadas, pero no tan molesto como el del cotipao- y el desempleo se reduce al minimo con nueva ley que obliga a los negocios a emplear 1 negro, 1 latino y 1 asiatico cada medio blanco. biden renuncia por alzheimer y le entrega el poder a su vicepresidenta, hillary. y la gente pone el grito en el cielo.©varela
SIGNATUREnovember 2020 biden wins the election. trump cries out fraud and asks congress to review the vote. the house of representatives sees to the other side and the senate, now with a democrat majority 51-49, shits on the petition and the president goes to the supreme court, which to top it off, declares the election legal. trump asks his followers for a civil war. facebook and twitter close his accounts. biden chooses his cabinet and swears the presidency. on the afternoon of january 20, 2021, by the constitution, trump ceases to be president and the secret service goes on to protect biden, housed in the capitol. the pentagon changes the nuclear codes and passes the briefcase to biden, to which he also gives a baby maraca and a bib. if any militaryman supports trump, he constitutionally becomes a rebel cabdidate to court-martial and firing squad. and if he cradles in the white house with trump, he becomes a deserter asylum patient, which is worse, by the electroshocks. some white supremacist militiamen paid for by big far-right corporations and mcdonald’s, go out to form a mess but are controlled by drones handled by remote control by black military. the army surrounds the white house with tanks above and helicopters below or backwards, the same is because they cut off electricity, gas, water, and cell phones by turning off the satellites. cabinet members who ventured with trump, evacuate the trenches from the gardens alongside servants, maids and whipped advisers. 10 members of the secret service -all white- who stand next to trump, surrender to biden’s amnesty#27. trump is said to be in the bunker with a couple of friends (the director of the kkk and carson, the black surgeon of lobotomies). the military, throwing dollars in the air, controls the million people outside wanting to go on to vandalize. it’s suddenly announced that trump was arrested and taken to an undisclosed site. a month later, without twitter, no tv, no skin tanner, no hairsaly, no burgers, and without the necessary medications, trump is whacked with embolism, emphysema, heart attack and prostatic apoplegia. is declared a day of national mourning and another of festivity to stay even with everyone. anyway the conga lasts a week and the urban legend comes out that trump is not dead but living on a submarine next to hitler, elvis presley and jimmy hoffa. shortly thereafter the melania widow appears in acapulco, married to football player tom brady, after he divorcing from the brazilian gisele bündchen, who then she joins barron trump. pence, disguised as a drag queen, hides in san francisco and ivanka, kushner and the 2 albinos take refuge in dubai. the stock market goes up selling the shares of trump enterprise, trump golf course and trump hotels. coronavirus vaccine comes to market -a thick 8-inch suppository, but not as annoying as constipation’s- and unemployment is reduced to the minimum with new law that forces businesses to employ 1 black, 1 latin and 1 asian each half white. biden resigns for alzheimer’s and hand over power to his vice president, hillary. and people put the scream in the sky.©varela