REALITY SHOW, SEASON 2

obstructionaun filtrado por el fiscal general de trump, el reporte mueller esta claro: no hay evidencia de que el presidente conspiro con los rusos para ganar las elecciones; pero los rusos hackearon el partido democrata y diseminaron desinformacion en las redes sociales a su favor. encima, mueller no exonera al presidente de obstruir la justicia. entonces el fiscal general no procesa al presidente, explica en una carta al congreso, porque un presidente en funciones no puede ser procesado. ahora, la casa de representantes, de mayoria democrata, puede pedir el impeachment porque quien exonera a trump de obstruccion no es el investigador independiente sino un empleado trumpista. desde luego, trump y sus aliados se pavonean de que el reporte mueller reivindica al presidente. es falso. incluso, al no haber conspiracion (collusion) no significa que putin no intervino en las elecciones americanas como nikita hizo a favor de kennedy vs nixon en el 60 y fidel con clinton contra bush en el 92. los gobiernos foraneos, aun siendo hostiles, apoyan a quienes crean sera un presidente mas positivo a sus intereses. el reality show no se acaba todavia: entra en su segunda temporada. borren la colusion y pongan la obstruccion. fue una jugada maestra de mueller. quedo bien con dios y con el diablo.©varela
signatureeven filtered by trump’s attorney general, the mueller report is clear: there is no evidence that the president conspired with the russians to win the election; but the russians hacked into the democrat party and disseminated misinformation on social networks in his favor. above, mueller doesn’t exonerate the president from obstructing justice. then the attorney general doesn’t prosecute the president, he explains in a letter to congress, ’cause a sitting president cannot be prosecuted. now, the house of representatives, most democrat, can ask for the impeachment since whoever exonerates trump from obstruction isn’t the independent investigator but a trumpist employee. of course, trump and his allies are strutting that the mueller report vindicates the president. it’s false. even as there is no conspiracy (collusion) doesn’t mean that putin didn’t intervene in the american elections as nikita did in favor of kennedy vs nixon in the ’60 and fidel castro with clinton against bush in the ’92. foreigners governments, while hostile, support those who believe will be a more positive president to their interests. the reality show isn’t over yet: it enters its second season. delete the collusion and put the obstruction. it was a master play by mueller. ge got even with god and the devil.©varela

STALINGRAD

stalingrad, cuento corto, con la musica de sting ‘the shape of my heart’. espero les guste.©varela
signaturestaligrand, short tale, with the sting music ‘the shape of my heart’. i hope you enjoy it.©varela

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FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE

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debemos claudicar. putin es el macho man del planeta. los rusos triunfaron. los americanos, que ganaron la guerra fria, perdieron despues la globalizacion. trump es el lider del mundo libre (?) pero jodio la otan, se salio del tratado de paris sobre el clima, hizo migas con el enano corano y los demas autoritarios del planeta y esta chantajeado por el dictador ruso. aceptemos la realidad. el mundo es de los rusos. me pregunto si alguna vez no lo fue, y los americanos al cabo, fueron siempre una ilusion. comprendamos la vida… acaso fidel tenia razon?©varela
signaturewe must surrender. putin is the macho man on the planet. the russians triumphed. the americans, who won the cold war, lost after globalization. trump is the leader of the free world (?) but he screwed nato, went out of the treaty of paris on climate, crumbled with the north korean dwarf and the other authoritarians of the planet and is blackmailed by the russian dictator. we have to accept reality. the world is russian. i wonder if it was ever not, and the americans at the end, were always an illusion. understand life… was fidel right?©varela

TRUMP SCIENTIFIC

trump cientificoen un test mental que le hicieron a trump, supo distinguir la diferencia entre un camello y un dromedario. eso indica un alto nivel de conocimientos. por otra parte el presidente explica que el calentamiento global no existe, que solo son etapas normales del clima como siempre ha habido epocas de deshielos y temporadas glaciales. ademas, los fuegos forestales de california suceden porque aca no se rastrillan las hojas secas que caen al suelo, como hacen en noruega, por ejemplo, y por eso alla, teniendo mas bosques, no hay fuegos forestales. y las inundaciones de la costa oeste trump las achaca al mal manejo hidraulico, que no desvia todos los rios al pacifico, formando lagos, lagunatos y lagunas intermedias que cuando llueve, crecen. una tesis antropologica de trump con connotaciones sociales es su teoria de que los fundadores de la patria fueron esclavistas pero no son criticados por la historia. washington tenia 32 esclavos en su hacienda, jefferson, 60. lincoln incluso tuvo 100 antes de darles la libertad para convertirlos en obreros asalariados de su empresa lincoln enterprise co. asimismo trump esta a favor de mantener las estatuas de los militares confederados de la guerra civil, ya que estima que ellos tambien fueron heroes aunque lucharon por una causa injusta. trump quiere llegar a marte durante su segundo mandato (2020-2024) y sugiere hacer un cohete poderoso con la ayuda del hombre cohete de norcorea, que segun el, le sabe un mundo a los cohetes. trump admite que el prefiere a putin que a obama, y no porque sea negro o haya nacido en kenia sino porque obama es socialista y putin no (el pasado del ruso como oficial de la kgb es cosa superada, como cuando trump era democrata y los cubanos de miami eran castristas). y lo ultimo de trump fue decir hoy que los aviones se estan cayendo tanto porque ya estan demasiado complicados. y el asegura que lo viejo es mas simple y seguro. que el no quiere un einstein pilotando un avion sino un aviador experto que sepa controlar el aparato. como esperamos mas enseñanzas del presidente en sus proximos años de gobierno, estamos seguros que al terminar sus 2 mandatos estados unidos sera una nacion mucho mas educada.©varela
signaturein a mental test they did to trump, he knew the difference between a camel and a dromedary. that indicates a high level of knowledge. on the other hand the president explains that global warming doesn’t exist, that only are normal stages of the climate as there has always been thawing era and glacial seasons. in addition, the california forest fires happen because they don’t rake the dry leaves that fall to the ground, as they do in norway, for example, and that’s why over there, having more forests, don’t have forest fires. and to the west coast floods trump blame the bad hydraulic management, that doesn’t divert all the rivers to the pacific, forming lakes, lagoons and ponds in the intermediate zone that when it rains, they grow. a anthropological thesis of trump with social connotations is his theory that the founders of the fatherland were slavers but aren’t criticized by history. washington had 32 slaves in his hacienda, jefferson, 60. lincoln even had 100 before giving them the freedom to turn them into wage workers for his company lincoln enterprise co. likewise trump is in favor of maintaining the statues of the confederate military of the civil war, as he estimates that they too were heroes even though they fought for an unfair cause. trump wants to get to mars during his second term (2020-2024) and suggests making a powerful rocket with the help of the rocket man from north korea, who according to him, knows a lot about rockets. trump admits that he prefers putin over obama, not because he’s black or born in kenya, but ’cause obama is socialist and putin isn’t (the russian’s past as kgb officer is overtaken, like when trump was democrat and the miami cubans were castrists). and the last thing about trump was to say today that the planes are falling so much because they are too complicated. and he says the old is simpler and safer. that he doesn’t want an einstein flying a plane but an expert aviator who knows how to control the aircraft. as we expect more teachings from the president in his next years of government, we are sure that at the end of his 2 mandates the united states will be a much more educated nation.©varela

ERMENEGILDO

1ermenegildo, mi historia grafica favorita, todos los años la subo, con recuerdos de infancia. musica: amapola de morricone (con tiempo exacto desde el inicio hasta el final). espero les guste.©varela
signatureermenegildo, my favorite graphic story, i uploads it every year, with child remembrances. music: ennio morricone’s amapola (with exact timing from start to end). i hope you enjoy it.©varela

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LE SAMOURAÏ

0le samouraï, my favorite movie, in a noir, comic style, 1940s new york set. i’ve included sex and some follies, always letting intact the director melville’s point of view. music: sting’s ne me quitte pas. i hope you enjoy it.©varela


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TRUMP AIRTIME

lecterhollywood puso una norma de 2 horas por pelicula, como maximo, para evitar pasmarse en el cine. antes, cuando el publico era exquisito y selecto (quasi intelectual), echaban big time drama de 3 y 4 horas (lo que el viento se llevo, ben hur, el padrino) con intermedio donde ponian musiquita y la gente meaba, se mandaba un perro caliente con cocacola en la cafeteria y rellenaban el cartucho de rositas de maiz. ahora eso no existe. el americano promedio tiene deficit de atencion y no se achanta en una butaca mas de hora y media por mas comoda que sea ni por mas buena que este la cosa en la pantalla. el sabado trump se metio 2 horas y pico en un discurso, sin telepromter, es decir improvisando, que es hablar mierda, repetirse, saltar ideas inconexas. y tratar de lucir gracioso con chistes pesados. a los 73 años de edad el unico que hacia reir en estados unidos era rodney dangerfield. y acaso alvarez guedes en miami porque decia malaspalabras. trump, aunque dijo su palabrita, no puede meterse tanto tiempo en el podio, porque no tiene recursos verbales. y tampoco transmite nada nuevo. sin viaje a marte, ninguna nueva rebaja de impuesto, cero plan de salud atractivo, solo vuelve con que mueller es hijoputa y los democratas socialistas. y asi, nadie. el wapo, que le lleva el toll del cuento chino, computo 104 mentiras en 122 minutos. un record que todavia se queda corto con el de fidel cuando la declaracion de la habana donde estuvo 8 horas diciendo que los americanos eran malos, los rusos buenos y los chinos regulares. otras mentiras, pero sin computar.©varela
signaturehollywood did put a standard of 2 hours per movie, as maximum, to avoid being stunned in the cinema. before, when the public was exquisite and select (quasi intellectual), they threw big time drama of 3 and 4 hours (gone with the wind, ben hur, the godfather) with intermediate where they put music and the people pee, got a hot dog with coke in the cafeteria and refilled the pop corn cartridge. now that doesn’t exist. the average american has deficit of attention and not stay in an armchair more than an hour and a half for more comfortable that is neither for more good than is the thing on the screen. last saturday trump was 2 hours and something in a speech, without teleprompter, ie improvising, which is talking shit, repeating, jumping unrelated ideas. and trying to look funny with heavy jokes. at 73 years of age the only one who made america laugh was rodney dangerfield. and maybe alvarez guedes in miami because he said dirty words. trump, although he said his swear, cannot get so much time on the podium, since he has no verbal resources. and he’s not transmitting anything new. without a trip to mars, no new tax cut, zero attractive health plan, just come back with mueller being a motherfucvker and the democrats socialists. and so, no one. the wapo, which takes him the toll of the tall tales, compute 104 lies in 122 minutes. a record that still falls short with fidel’s when the declaration of havana where he spent 8 hours saying that americans were bad, russians good and chinese regular. other lies, but without computing.©varela

EVA

evaen el dia de la mujer hago este post. que hacemos con la mujer? la castigamos o la premiamos? porque segun la biblia ella nos jodio el paraiso al mandarse la manzana haciendole caso a la serpiente malvada. y alli no teniamos que trabajar, todo se nos daba. que si no le hacemos caso a ese libro vamos entonces al coran, donde la mujer es peor, es puta porque mahoma tuvo 13 de ellas, todas juntas en harem, e incluso se rumora que que su hija fatima se le encaramo encima desnuda. claro, la mujer actual, pretendiendo que olvidemos, lucha porque la integren a la sociedad igual que el hombre, en pago, posicion, deporte. pero pierde la perspectiva porque debe concentrarse en lo que ella hace, que el hombre no puede hacer, no en intentar hacer lo que el hombre hace. por ejemplo, ademas de parir, tejer, chismear, mirar por las persianas. en estados unidos, pais racista (no machista), ya hubo un presidente negro pero no ha habido una presidenta. por que? porque nos cagamos en el kkk pero respetamos la menstruacion, bioquimica que le cambia el caracter a la hembra en 3 dias, y puede apretar el boton rojo. creo que por eso hay matrimonios mixtos, donde el hombre hace de mujer y la mujer de hombre. pero ni con eso. porque creo que a la mujer le dicen el sexo debil pues el clitoris de la mujer es el pene del hombre, atrofiado. asi que ella tiene picha, pero chiquita. sin embargo tiene un hueco extra que el hombre no tiene. y ahi hay que darle credito. de todas formas hay un dicho cubano que plantea que un bollo jala mas que una carreta de bueyes.©varela
signaturein women’s day i do this post. what do we do with the woman? do we punish her or reward her? because according to the bible, she fucked up our paradise by biting the apple listening to the evil serpent. and in there we didn’t have to work, everything was given to us. that if we don’t listen to that book we go then to the coran, where the woman is worse, it’s whore because muhammad had 13 of them, all together in harem, and it is even rumored that his daughter fatima was perched on him, naked. of course, the current woman, pretending that we forget, fight because they integrate her to the society like the man, in payment, position, sport. but it loses perspective ’cause it must concentrate on what she does, man cannot do, not in trying to do what man does. for example, besides giving birth, weaving, gossiping, looking through the blinds. in the united states, a racist (non-sexist) country, there was a nigga president, but there has been no bitch president. why? because we shit in the kkk but we respect menstruation, biochemistry that changes the character to the female in 3 days, and can press the red button. i think that’s why there are mixed marriages, where man becomes woman and woman, man. but even not with that. because i think the woman is told the weak sex since the clitoris of the woman is the penis of the man, atrophied. so she’s got a dick, but small. however she has an extra hole that the man doesn’t have. and there you have to give credit to her. anyway, there is a cuban saying that a pussy pulls more than an ox cart.©varela