NORWAY, IF YOU ARE LISTENING…

fbi callun tipo roba un banco y cuando cuenta el dinero en su casa, descubre 3 billetes falsos. entonces llama al fbi y denuncia al banco por fraude. asaltar banco es peor que manipular dinero falso, pero en la mente de trump no es asi. el presidente americano le dice a abc que acepta informacion de noruega sobre un rival electoral, sin llamar al fbi. como buen jefe mafioso, dice que nunca necesita llamar al fbi, echa gente de su oficina, patea culo pero… llamar a los federales? jamas! tras ver el alboroto causado en la nacion, se corrige (a lo trump, claro): bueno, si me dan informacion mala, entonces si llamo al fbi (es decir, si al robar el banco encuentra billetes falsos, denuncia al banco). ojo: pone de ejemplo noruega, no haiti. si lo llama un shithole country es seguro que cuelga, y llama al fbi. puede ser una trampa. tiene que salir a la palestra la directora de elecciones e informar al pueblo que, segun la ley, recibir donacion o algo de valor de una nacion extranjera para beneficiarse en una eleccion estatal o federal, es delito. pero ya tenemos otro video de pedido electoral: noruega, si me estas oyendo…©varela
SIGNATUREa guy robs a bank and when he counts the money at his house, he discovers 3 fake bills. then calls the fbi and reports the bank for fraud. bank robbery is worse than manipulating fake money, but in trump’s mind it’s not like that. the american president tells abc that he accepts information from norwey about an election rival, without calling the fbi. as a good mob boss, he says he never needs to call the fbi, throws people out of his office, kicks ass but… call the feds? never! after seeing the uproar caused in the nation, he corrects himself (trump mode, of course): well, if i get bad information, then i call the fbi (i.e., if when robbing the bank finds fake money, reports the bank). watch out: he sets norwey as example, not haiti. if a shithole country calls him it’s sure he hangs up, and calls the fbi. it can be a trap. the lady director of elections has to come to the fore and inform the people that, under the law, receiving donation or something of value from a foreign nation to benefit in a state or federal election, is a crime. but we already have another election order video: norwey, if you’re listening…©varela

VICE STORY 2

la conclusion de vice story, una intriga policiaca con sexo en una cuba futura. musica: lou bega (mambo 5).©varela
signaturevice story’s conclusion, a police thriller with sex in a future cuba. music: lou bega (mambo 5).©varela

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vsvice story es una intriga policiaca con sexo en una cuba futura. espero les guste con la musica de lou bega: mambo 5.©varela
signaturevice story is a police thriller with sex in a future cuba. i hope you like it with the lou bega’s music: mambo 5.©varela

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TRUMP X-FILES

XFILESmary anne mac’leod: campesina escocesa pelirroja (por sus blancas pestañas y ojos demasiado claros le apodan white-eyes) atina a encaramarse en un barco en glasgow hacia estados unidos durante la sequia de 1930 y apeandose aca se naturaliza americana en 1942, cuando roosevelt usa el juramento para exaltar el patriotismo de los nacidos en bretaña, pues los britanicos de entonces solo quieren ir a pelear a europa contra los alemanes para salvar sus madres patrias y no a asia contra los japoneses para recuperar colonias o vengar bases americanas. dicha campesina escocesa albina se instala en queen, ny, y currala como nanny cuidando niños, hijos de ricos, malcriados de perretas por añadidura. y tras esa labor la informacion es que suele escurrirse a los laundries y golpear las maquinas de lavar ropa para sacarle monedas. se habla de la madre de trump, que de alli le puede venir al hijo la idea de las tragamonedas de los casinos, el desden por los menores de edad, las perretas y la pasion por poner nombretes. friedrich drümpf: de alemania en 1885 recula a nueva york y hace el examen de ciudadania 12 veces pues siempre lo desaprueba por mal ingles. cuando agarra el pasaporte se americaniza el nombre a frederich trump (ya que en la primera guerra mundial los malos son alemanes y austriacos y naidem quiere ser, o tener nombre de malo). y abre casas de cita que durante la ley seca amplia a bares para consumir alcohol trepando mujeres desnudas en pasarelas para competencias de baile. este es el abuelo de trump, y quizas de ahi la veta del certamen para explotar la carne de la mujer, no su moropo (el miss universo) y la pasion por las putas con todo lo perverso que hay al borde de la ley (evasion de impuesto incluida). ivana-née zelníčková: checa rubia alta tetona que en 1972 deserta del equipo olimpico de invierno de ski, en canada, con su novio, que es su entrenador. vive en canada hasta que en 1976 viaja a nueva york, sola, a modelar blumers y ajustadores, y conoce a trump, deja al novio, se casa con el tycon en 1977, e inmediatamente se acoge a la ciudadania del marido. esta es la primera esposa legal de trump que, aunque no seamos mal pensados puede influirle en negativismos como el empleo ilegal (usado por trump en sus campos de golf, hoteles y cocinas y jardines de mar-a-lago). marla maples: flaca redneck sureña de bbq (cowgirl de rodeo en bikini con bandera confederada) que quiere ser miss georgia pero solo llega al segundo lugar, perdiendo con una negra. su apellido paterno maples degenera de marples, por los indios ponca; mientras su apellido materno locklear es completamente nativo, de la desaparecida tribu lumee. aun asi marla es rubia porque su familia se mezcla con los blancos britanicos que inmediatamente masacran indios y esclavizan negros. esta es la segunda mujer legal de trump que, visto asi, acaso moldea su racismo, su oportunismo con la base de milicianos blancos y el choteo al nativo (que utiliza contra la warren). melanija knavs: yugoslava y a los 15 abandona las pioneras de tito y se naturaliza eslovena, en una de las fincas con bandera en que se divide el pais. para cobrar como modelo desnuda en la union europea se germaniza el nombre a melania knauss ya que las putas balcanicas (de kosovo, albania, macedonia, montenegro, eslovenia, bosnia y croacia) son explotadas mas que las nordicas, checas o germanas. en 1995 la patilarga rajicorta llega a usa ilegalmente en un contenedor de salchichas por el puerto de miami junto a otras europutas y sube a manhattan a fotografiarse en cueros en el estudio de antoine verglas, famoso fotografo frances de modelos, trabajabando (y cobrando) ilegalmente (wikipedia la pone arrivando aca en el 96, para que no hiciera nada ilegal). trae a sus padres cuando se casa con trump (papa granjero y mama operaria de factoria) y ella recibe una visa einstein, que dan a inmigrantes que aportan conocimientos o inventos a la sabiduria nacional. ahora me pregunto, cabe la duda cojones, como carajo este tipo pide acabar con la inmigracion en cadena (abuelo de trump y padres de melania), dar entrada a los inmigrantes de acuerdo a sus valores academicos y morales (incluso segun el nazi stefen miller, deben hablar ingles al llegar, cosa que no hizo su abuelo friedrich y que amoralmente fundo prostibulos y bares fuera de la ley), y para colmo… devolver a los ilegales (que trabajan sin permiso)! cuando 2 de sus esposas, la checa ivana-née y la eslovena melanija estarian listadas, por no mencionar que su redneck (unica supuesta americana legal) es prima directa de pocahontas, nombre que usa trump para denigrar a una rival politica. nada, como dijera pardo llada, aquel gran locutor radial de nuestra tacita de oro: que desparpajo!©varela
SIGNATUREmary anne mac’leod: scottish redheaded peasant (for her white eyelashes and eyes too clear was nicknamed white-eyes) guess to perch on a boat in glasgow to the united states during the 1930 drought and getting down here she gets naturalized american in 1942 when roosevelt uses the oath to exalt the patriotism of the born in britain, because the british when then only want to go to fight to europe against the germans to save their fatherlands and not to asia against the japanese to recover colonies or avenge american bases. this albino scottish peasant settles in queen, ny, and works as nanny caring for children, of rich family, tantrum children in addition. and after that work, the information is that she tends to drain into the laundries and hit the washing machines to get coins. we speak about the mother of trump, that from there it can come to the son the idea of the slots of the casinos, the bad taste for the minors, the tantrums and the passion for the nicknames in twitter. friedrich drümpf: from germany in 1885 gets downs on a new york pier and does the citizenship test 12 times because he always disapproves by bad english. when he seizes the passport he americanizes the name to frederich trump (since in the first world war the bad ones are germans and austrians, nobody wants to be bad one or to have name of bad one). and he opens whore houses that during the dry law wide to bars to consume alcohol by climbing naked women on runways for dance competitions. this is the grandfather of trump, and from there it can leaves the grandson the vein of the certamem to exploit the flesh of the woman, not her brain (the miss universe) and the passion for the whores with all the perverse that there is, at edge of the law (evasion of tax included). ivana-née zelníčková: czech tall busty blonde who in 1972 deserts the olympic winter ski team in canada, with her boyfriend, who is her trainer. she lives in canada until in 1976 she travels to new york, alone, to model underwear, and meets trump, leaves the groom, marries the tycon in 1977, and immediately becomes the husband’s citizenship. this is trump’s first lawful wife who, although we are not ill-conceived, can influence him in negative things as illegal employment (used by trump on his golf courses, hotels and kitchens and gardens of mar-a-lago). marla maples: skinny southern bbq redneck (rodeo cowgirl with confederate flag bikini) who wants to be miss georgia but only comes to the second place, losing with a black. his paternal surname maples degenerates from marples, by the ponca indians; while her maternal surname locklear is completely native, from the disappeared lumee tribe. yet marla is blonde because her family mixes with british whites who immediately slaughter indians and enslave blacks. this is trump’s second legal wife who, as it is, is shaping his racism, his opportunism with the base of white militiamen and the mocking to the native (which he uses against the warren). melanija knavs: yugoslav and at 15 leaves the tito girl scouts naturalized slovenian, in one of the farm with flag in which the country is divided. to collect as a naked model in the european union she germanizes the name to melania knauss since the balcan whores (from kosovo, albania, macedonia, montenegro, slovenia, bosnia and croatia) are exploited more than the nordic, czech or german. in 1995 the short slut long legs arrives to u.s.a. illegally in a container of sausages by the port of miami with other eurowhores and goes up to manhattan to be photographed naked in the studio of antoine verglas, famous french photographer of models, working (and charging) illegally (wikipedia put her arriving here in the ’96, doing nothing illegal). she brings her parents when she marries trump (a farmer dad and a factory worker mom) and she receives an einstein visa, which is given to immigrants who bring knowledge or inventions to national wisdom. now i wonder, ’cause doubt fits cojones, how the fuck this guy asks to end the chain immigration (trump’s grandfather and parents of melania), giving entry to immigrants according to their academic and moral values (even according to the nazi stephen miller, they must speak english on arrival, which did not make his grandfather friedrich that with non moral founded pussy shops and outlawed bars), and to top it… deporting to illegals (who work without permission)! when 2 of his wives, the czech ivana-née and the slovenian melanija could be listed, not to mention that his redneck (the only so-called legal american) is direct cousin of pocahontas, name that trump uses to denigrate a political rival. nothing, pardo llada said, that great radio announcer of our golden cup: what a impudence!©varela

NORWAY, IF YOU ARE LISTENING…

fbi callun tipo roba un banco y cuando cuenta el dinero en su casa, descubre 3 billetes falsos. entonces llama al fbi y denuncia al banco por fraude. asaltar banco es peor que manipular dinero falso, pero en la mente de trump no es asi. el presidente americano le dice a abc que acepta informacion de noruega sobre un rival electoral, sin llamar al fbi. como buen jefe mafioso, dice que nunca necesita llamar al fbi, echa gente de su oficina, patea culo pero… llamar a los federales? jamas! tras ver el alboroto causado en la nacion, se corrige (a lo trump, claro): bueno, si me dan informacion mala, entonces si llamo al fbi (es decir, si al robar el banco encuentra billetes falsos, denuncia al banco). ojo: pone de ejemplo noruega, no haiti. si lo llama un shithole country es seguro que cuelga, y llama al fbi. puede ser una trampa. tiene que salir a la palestra la directora de elecciones e informar al pueblo que, segun la ley, recibir donacion o algo de valor de una nacion extranjera para beneficiarse en una eleccion estatal o federal, es delito. pero ya tenemos otro video de pedido electoral: noruega, si me estas oyendo…©varela
SIGNATUREa guy robs a bank and when he counts the money at his house, he discovers 3 fake bills. then calls the fbi and reports the bank for fraud. bank robbery is worse than manipulating fake money, but in trump’s mind it’s not like that. the american president tells abc that he accepts information from norwey about an election rival, without calling the fbi. as a good mob boss, he says he never needs to call the fbi, throws people out of his office, kicks ass but… call the feds? never! after seeing the uproar caused in the nation, he corrects himself (trump mode, of course): well, if i get bad information, then i call the fbi (i.e., if when robbing the bank finds fake money, reports the bank). watch out: he sets norwey as example, not haiti. if a shithole country calls him it’s sure he hangs up, and calls the fbi. it can be a trap. the lady director of elections has to come to the fore and inform the people that, under the law, receiving donation or something of value from a foreign nation to benefit in a state or federal election, is a crime. but we already have another election order video: norwey, if you’re listening…©varela

MY SUBMARINE WATCHES

200400600el primer reloj que tuve aca fue un seiko submarino automatico con pulsera de goma que se me safo durante un buceo y se me perdio porque aunque lo vi caer se enterro en la arena, habia 40 pies de profundidad y estaba pescando a pulmon (con snorkel). luego tuve 3 rolex que compre en la joyeria de un amigo en mis tiempos de pudiente. un submarino de esfera negra, otro submarino de esfera blanca (bisel negro) y un daytona. los 3 con manilla metalica. luego al de esfera blanca le puse manilla de goma y era el que usaba para pescar submarino. tambien me hice de un tag-heuer submarino que lucia como un roleto, todo negro, incluso la manilla metalica. los 4 los vendi a la misma joyeria de mi amigo, tras mi incidente del herald (que tambien vendi mi coleccion de alfas-romeos y mi coleccion de armas). y ahora, despues de viejo, me dedique a mi pasion relojera de joven: el sicura. recuerdo que en cuba queria tener uno pero el mas cercano que tuve (en mis manos) me lo vendia un marino mercante griego en cienfuegos en 400 pesos y en ese momento no pude y le compre un jean mejicano en 100, que era mi capital momentaneo y mi primera necesidad. el sicura fue una variante suiza al rolex, mas adsequible a los submarinistas por el precio, con mucha popularidad entre los 60s y 70s, por su imitacion al roleto. se empezo a hacer en los 30s (por bretling) y se dejo de producir en 1979 y japon compro la patente haciendo 3 tipos de sicuras submarinos con el tag de ‘japan movement’ (esfera negra, esfera blanca y esfera verde). tuve el de esfera negra (automatico) y su mecanismo se jodio al año exacto (apenas nadando en la piscina de agua salada de mi apt). me costo $79 y el arreglo pedia $100. lo bote pal carajo. consegui entonces 3 sicuras submarinos diferentes en ebay. un sicura dive 200 manual con esfera antigua y corona grande, manilla de goma. un sicura dive 400 manual imitacion de rolex con manilla metalica, y un sicura 600 automatico con bisel giratorio azul y rojo, esfera negra y manilla militar de la otan, la que uso james bond en doctor no goldfinger, con su rolex submarino. el 400 no estaba bien sellado (error mio no revisarlo) y se me jodio zambullendo en 15 pies arponeando una cubereta en boyton beach. lo desarme y lo seque pero ni eso. gajes del oficio. me quedan los sicuras 200 y 600 y prefiero usarlos solo fuera del mar. que una cosa aprendi: voy a comprarme un reloj submarino de goma de $20 para zambullir (son los mas efectivos mientras uno no use un rolex aunque recuerdo que por alla por 1959 al rolex submarino del viejo mio tambien le entro agua pescando submarino en el canto del veril y el lo ponia debajo de su lamparita encendida en la mesita de noche de su cuarto, para que se secara). los relojes submarinos de clase vienen probados al vacio (vacuun tested) y una vez que se abren para limpiarlos pierden el 70% de su efectividad impermeable despues de los 20 pies de profundidad.
NOTA AL PERSONAL
las escenas submarinas que adornan el post, son de mi pescera

u1u2the first watch i had here was a seiko submarine automatic rubber strap that got out of mi wrist during a dive and it was lost because although i saw it falling, was buried in the sand, at 40 feet deep i was snorkeling. then i had 3 rolex that i bought in the jewelry of a friend in my time of rich. a black-dial submarine, another white-dial submarine (black bezel) and a daytona. the 3 with metal wrist handle. then i change the white sphere’s metal handle with a rubber strap and was the one used to fish underwater. i also got a tag-heuer submarine that looked like a rolex, all black, even the metal wrist handle. i sold the 4 of them to the same jewelry of my friend, after my incident of the herald (which i also sold my collection of alfas-romeos and my weapons collection). and now, being old, i dedicate myself to my watch youth passion: the sicura. i remember that in cuba i wanted to have one but the closest i had (in my hands) was one that a greek merchant marines was selling to in cienfuegos in 400 pesos and at that time i couldn’t afford it and i bought a mexican jean in 100, which was my capital then and my first need. the sicura was a swiss variant to the rolex, more affordable to the divers, with a lot of popularity between the 60s and 70s, for its close-imitation to the rolex. from the 30s (made by bretling) it stopped producing in 1979 and japan bought the patent by making 3 types of submarine sicuras with tag ‘japan movement ‘ (black dial, white dial and green dial). i had the black dial (automatic) and its mechanism was screwed after one year exact (just swimming in the saltwater pool of my apt). it cost me $79 and the fixer asked $100. i let it go. so i got 3 different sicuras submarines on ebay. a sicura dive 200 manual with antique dial and large crown, rubber strap. a sicura dive 400 manual rolex imitation with metal wrist handle, and a sicura automatic 600 with blue and red bezel, black dial and nato military strap, which james bond used in doctor no goldfinger with his rolex submarine. the 400 wasn’t well sealed (my mistake did not check it) and it was fucked diving in 15 feet down harpooning a gray snapper in boyton beach. i disassembled it and dried it but no fix. hazards of the trade. i still have the sicuras 200 and 600 and i prefer to use them only out of the sea. one thing i learned: i’m going to buy a rubber submarine watch of $20 to dive (they are the most effective while one doesn’t use a rolex but i remember that over there for 1959 to the submarine rolex of mine old man also entered water fishing underwater in the edge of the veril and he placed it under its lighted lamp on the bedside table of its room, so that it will be dry. class submarine watches come vacuum tested and once they are opened to clean them they lose 70% of their waterproof effectiveness down the 20 feet.
NOTE TO THE PERSONNEL
the underwater scenes that adorn the post, are my fish aquariumu3u4

MANUEL GARCIA

0manuel garcia, el rey de los campos de cuba, el bandido que le dio 8 mil pesos a marti para la guerra de la patria y queria incorporarse al grito de baire, en historia grafica. musica: el clan siciliano de ennio morricone. espero la disfruten este fin de semana.©varela

SIGNATUREmanuel garcia, the king of the cuba’s fields, the bandit who gave 8 thousand pesos to marti for the war of the fatherland and wanted to join the cry of baire, in graphic history. music: the sicilian clan by ennio morricone. i hope you enjoy it this weekend.©varela

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CANCIO EL HEMBRA

PRESSno se donde carajo trabaja ahora cancio el hembra (hablo de wilfredo el periodista porque cancio el macho es hugo el productor musical). este tipo, desde que se apea de cuba juyido de la escuela de periodismo, se la ha pasado inventando historias para vivir. oigan, que eso no es delito. montaner el bueno vive de eso pero se inscribe como novelista. en cambio cancio el hembra insiste en que lo pongan en plantilla como periodista. de pinga el caso. cuando empieza en el herald a finales de siglo lo ponen a escribir notas necrologicas. se muere diaz-lanz, y cancio el hembra lo pone como el general schwarzkopf. el aviador tira volantes sobre la habana en los 60s, pero segun cancio el hembra, bombardea la capital de cuba con latas de luz brillante (algo asi como el fosforo vivo de montaner el bueno en el cine pairet). despues lo pasan a escribir de temas cubanos locales. y como miami esta lleno de espias, escribe tantas conspiraciones y redes secretas que a el y su mujer los apodan ‘los esposos rosenberg’. cuando el lio del niño elian en el 2000, cancio el hembra se parapeta en el circo frente a la casa de little havana rodeada de prensa, cartelones, gente en zanco, carritos de churros, velas encendidas y babalaos. alli hasta adelgaza y le crece la barba pero como no pasa nada cancio el hembra se aburre y en vez de pernoctar en la acera como los demas periodistas de los otros medios, se va a dormir a su casa. esa noche llegan los federales, le dan un culatazo a ramoncito saul el almirante de la mar oceano, le aplican una doble nelson a mayito miranda el guardaespaldas de mas canosa y sacan del closet al balserito cargado por julito el pescador version americana. rui ferreira escribe la primera plana del herald al dia siguiente con lujo de detalles y a cancio el hembra le da una sirimba. asi le pasaba siempre, todo le salia mal, hasta el matrimonio, constantemente en crisis. en la red avispa cancio el hembra se vuelve el corresponsal de la comparsa de gerardo, con foco en el farolero a quien acusa de mentir en la informacion de las dimensiones de su celda y de la comida que recibe. el preso dice 4 pies por 5 con sopa de pollo y cancio el hembra dice 5 pies por 4 con caldo vegetal. yo llegue a pensar que a cancio el hembra le gustaba la mujer de gerardo, porque se parece a su mujer. cuando lincoln diaz-balart le paga $5000 por inventar disidentes para martinoticias, lo descubren o lo chivatean y lo botan del herald. no por fake news sino por conflicto de interes (el herald es privado y radio marti, del gobierno… y eso aca es peor que escribir mentiras). cuando ya se frotaba las manos preparando una demanda al periodico con el narco abogado luis cara-e-vieja fdez, yo me meto a asaltar el herald y esto lo aprovecha cancio el hembra para convertirse en mi biografo local: mi abuelo terrorista del ala izquierda contra machado, mi madre segurosa y yo maricon del mariel. y como es miami, le dan credito porque dice que es del mismo pueblo mio: sancti-spiritus. pero no. asi como existe habana ciudad y habana campo, cancio el hembra no es de sancti-spiritus ciudad sino de sancti-spiritus campo, o sea, de taguasco, un pueblecito ganadero en las cercanias, famoso por sus yeguas alazanas y paridoras. que hablando de partos, yo no se a cuantos trabajos ha reculado cancio el hembra, perdi la cuenta: radio en texas, herald, telemundo, americateve, mega, angola blog, cafe fuerte. en octubre pasado lo botan de radio y tv marti por seguir inventando cosas, esta vez sobre el millonario y donante politico soros. incluso lo sacan escoltado por los guardias de seguridad, siendo el director de noticias (only in america). y ahora cancio el hembra, metido en algun sitio digital de segunda, con su letania de siempre denuncia que el aeropuerto de miami esta tomado por la seguridad del estado cubana. si viajas practicamente vuelas por cubana de aviacion. cuando coño cancio el hembra escribira algo que sea verdad, al menos sobre su mujer?©varela
rmi don’t know where the hell works now cancio the female (i speak of wilfredo the journalist ’cause cancio the male is hugo the musical producer). this guy, since he gets down from cuba running out from the school of journalism, has spent all the time inventing stories to live. hey, that’s not a crime. montaner the good lives on that but he’s registered as a novelist. instead cancio the female insists on being put on payroll as a journalist. what a fucking case. when he starts in the herald at the end of the century they put him to write necrological notes. diaz-lanz dies, and cancio the female puts it like general schwarzkopf. the aviator throws flyers on havana in the 60s, but according to cancio the female, bombards the capital of cuba with cans of gasoline (something like the phosphorus napalm of montaner the good in the cinema pairet). then they pass him on to write about local cuban issues. and as miami is full of spies, he writes so many conspiracies and secret networks that he and his wife are nicknamed ‘the rosenberg trial couple’. when the mess of the child elian in 2000, cancio the female gets trenched in the circus in front of the house of little havana surrounded by press, posters, people on stilts, carts of churros, lit candles and babalaos. there he loses weight and grows the beard but as nothing happens cancio the female is bored and instead of overnight on the sidewalk as other journalists of the other outlets, he’s going to sleep at home. that night the feds arrive, they beat ramoncito saul the admiral of the ocean sea, they apply a double nelson to mayito miranda the bodyguard of mas canosa and take out from the closet the balserito carried by julito the fisherman american version. rui ferreira writes the first page of the herald the next day with luxury details and cancio the female has a tantrum. So it always happened to him, everything went wrong, even the marriage, constantly in crisis. in the web wasp cancio the female becomes the correspondent of the gerardo conga, with focus on the lead man who accuses him of lying in the information of the dimensions of his cell and the food he receives. the prisoner says 4 feet by 5 with chicken soup and cancio the female says 5 feet by 4 with vegetable broth. i come to think that cancio the female liked gerardo’s wife, because she looks like his wife. when lincoln diaz-balart pays him $5000 for inventing dissidents for martinoticias, they discover it or got leaked and the herald fired him. not by fake news but by conflict of interest (the herald is private and radio marti, government… and that here is worse than writing lies. when he rubbed his hands preparing a lawsuit to the newspaper with the narco-lawyer luis old-lady-face fdez, i get to assault the herald and cancio the female takes advantage of this to become my local biograph: my grandfather as left wing terrorist against machado, my mother cuban agent, and i’m faggot from mariel. and as it’s miami, they give credit to him because he says it’s from the same town of mine: sancti-spiritus. but no. just as havana city and havana field exists, cancio the female is not from sancti-spiritus city but from sancti-spiritus field, that is, taguasco, a small cattle town in the vicinity, famous for its brown mares who give birth so many colts. that speaking of broken fountains, i dont know how from many jobs cancio the female has been fired, i lost count: radio in texas, herald, telemundo, americateve, mega, angola blog, cafe fuerte. last october he was fired from radio and tv marti by continue inventing things, this time about the millionaire and political donor soros. they even get him escorted by security guards, being the news director (only in america). and now cancio the female, tucked into some second hand digital site, with his tall tell of always denounces that the miami airport is taken by the cuba security of state. if you are traveling practically are flying by cubana de aviacion. when the fuck cancio the female will write something that’s true, at least about his wife?©varela

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VANISHING POINT: CABRERA INFANTE

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acabo de ver una de las 10 mejores peliculas de mi vida. y yo que pensaba que ya no me quedaba ninguna por ver (al menos del pasado). vanishing point (punto de fuga 1971). escrita nada menos que por cabrera infante bajo el pseudonimo de guillermo cain. de ahi la sorpresa. y que todo en la pelicula es impresionante, la cinematografia (las camaras van montadas sobre los carros que corren), el dialogo corto y preciso, la direccion del angulo majestuoso y una critica social fina, aguda, cinica y solapada, en cada imagen (puritanismo, fanatismo, racismo, ignorancia de rednecklandia). incluso la version que pasan en inglaterra es superior porque tiene los 7 minutos de actuacion de charlotte rampling que incomprensiblemente cortan en la version de estados unidos porque -segun el director y el productor- el publico aca es mas imbecil y no comprenderia el mensaje de que ella es la muerte (la rampling como hitchhiker detiene el carro casi al final de la pelicula, le da mariguana al chofer y le dice que toda la vida lo ha estado esperando). el tema de la historia, por lo simple, es genial. un chofer de entrega de automovil que maneja de un estado a otro mientras el dueño va en avion hace una apuesta que puede llevar el carro de denver a san francisco en 15 horas; un dj de radio ciego que se comunica con el chofer por medio de su emisora pidiendole que se detenga hasta que comprende totalmente que el chofer lo que quiere es terminar con su vida y alli viene lo mejor del dialogo monologo; una joven motorista desnuda que admira al chofer recortando las noticias de su record y su periplo y pegandolas en un album… y el protagonista: un dodge challenger r/t de 1970 con motor 440. el director queria de chofer a gene hackman pero comprendio, al leer bien la historia, que el protagonista real era el dodge. y asi usa 4 dodges 440 de cambios y uno con motor 383 automatico. de los 5 carros se joden 3 en una carrera desenfrenada por 4 estados con el dodge perseguido por todo tipo de policia estatal, local, federal: carro, moto, helicoptero. desde los creditos iniciales del filme uno comprende que esta ante algo fuera de serie cuando en silencio total y con solo el ruido de sus motores 2 bulldozers amarillos, polvorientos, se detienen para obstruir una autopista. a ambos lados se van parqueando carros policiacos y vanes de la prensa. algo inusual viene. y entonces del punto de fuga de la carretera aparece un bolido blanco hacia ellos. y alli empieza un flash black. el locutor ciego, a traves de la emisora de radio, hace conexion mental con el chofer, y en un momento dice ‘un ciego guiando a otro’… que al final ilustra a sus oyentes: nos ha mostrado que la velocidad libera el alma. en un collage de presentacion vemos que kowalski el chofer (el actor barry newman) es veterano de vietnam condecorado, policia expulsado en departamento corrupto, piloto de carreras de autos y motorcicletas, y nota ironica: licencia de manejar suspendida. este libreto existencial del escritor cubano, y la pelicula, son joyas. en una epoca de estupidez computarizada y violencia automovilistica digitalizada, vanishing point, se escapa del peloton como obra maestra. el catalizador: cabrera infante.©varela
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el dvd region 1 de europa trae las 2 versiones, la de 105 minutos con la escena de charlotte rampling y la de 98 minutos con la escena cortada
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i just wacthed one of the top 10 movies of my life. and i thought i had no more to see (at least from the past). vanishing point (1971). written no less than by cabrera infante under the rseudonimo of guillermo cain. hence the surprise. and that everything in the film is impressive, the cinematography (the cameras are mounted on the cars that run), the short and precise dialogue, the direction of the majestic angle and a social critique fine, sharp, cinical and overlapping, in each image (puritanism, fanaticism, racism, ignorance of redneckland). even the version paased in england is superior because it has the 7 minutes of acting charlotte rampling that incomprehensibly they cut in the american version because -according to the director and producer- the audience here is more imbecile and would not understand the message that she is the death (the rampling as hitchhiker stops the car almost at the end of the movie, gives marijuana to the driver and tells him that all her life has been waiting for him). the theme of the story, by so simple, is great. a car delivery driver who drives from one state to another while the owner is on a plane makes a bet that he can take the car from denver to san francisco in 15 hours; a radio blind dj who communicates with the driver through his radio station asking him to stop until he fully understands that the driver wants to end his life and there comes the best of the monologue dialogue; a young biker naked who admires the driver by cutting the news of his record and his journey and sticking in an album… and the protagonist: a 1970 dodge challenger r/t with engine 440. the director wanted gene hackman to be the driver but understood, reading the screenplay, that the real protagonist was the dodge. and so he used 4 dodges four-speeds 440 and one with motor 383 automatic. of the 5 cars were screwed 3 in an unbridled race for 4 states with the dodge pursued by all types of state, local and federal police: car, motorbike, helicopter. from the initial credits of the film one understands that we are before something out of series when in total silence and with only the noise of its engines 2 yellow bulldozers, dusty, they stop to obstruct a highway. on both sides, police cars and vans of the press are being parked. something unusual comes. and then from the vanishing point of the road appears a white bolid towards them. and there starts a flash black. the blind announcer, through the radio station, makes mental connection with the driver, and in a moment says ‘one blind guiding another’… which in the end illustrates his listeners: he has shown us that speed liberates the soul. in a collage of presentation we see that kowalski the driver (actor barry newman) is a decorated vietnam veteran, police fired in corrupt department, car and and motorcycles racing pilot, and ironic note: driver license suspended. this existential libretto by the cuban writer, and the film, are jewels. in a time of computerized stupidity and digitalized car violence, vanishing point, escapes from the platoon as a masterpiece. the catalyst: cabrera infante.©varela
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the european dvd region 1 brings the 2 versions. the 105 minutes with charlotte rampling scene and the 98 minutes’ with the scene cut out

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EL RESCATE DE SANGUILY

0el rescate de sanguily (8 de octubre, 1871) es otra de las historias graficas que hice sobre las gestas independentistas de cuba. ahora en version arreglada. la figura de agramonte es interesante. alto (6’2), palido, delgado y de ojos azules, de joven reta a duelo a un oficial español por pisarle el vestido a una dama cubana en un baile. se gana el nombre de el bayardo basado en pedro du terrail, señor de bayardo, ilustre capitan frances (1470-1524), celebre por su valor y caballerosidad, conocido como ‘el caballero sin miedo y sin tacha’. los mambises tambien le llamaron cariñosamente el mayor, por su rango de mayor general. cuando los españoles lo mataron quemaron su cuerpo y esparcieron sus cenizas al viento, como con miedo. espero lo disfruten este fin de semana con el tema de claudia como musica.©varela
SIGNATUREthe rescue of sanguily (october 8, 1871) is another of the graphic stories that i made about the cuba independence struggle. now in fixed version. the agramonte image is interesting. tall (6’2), pale, tin and blue-eyed, while young challenges to duel a spaniard officer by stepping the dress on a cuban lady in a dance. gets the name of el bayardo based on pierre du terrail, lord of bayardo, illustrious french captain (1470-1524), famous for his bravery and chivalry, known as ‘the knight without fear and without blemish’. the mambises also affectionately called him ‘el mayor’, because of his rank of major general. when the spaniards killed him they burned his body and scattered his ashes to the wind, as with fear. i hope you enjoy it this weekend with claudia’s theme as music.©varela


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PEPE ANTONIO

ad1pepe antonio, historia grafica de cuando los ingleses invaden la habana y los españoles entregan la ciudad. que tiene lugar la primera carga al machete cubana. musica: las hojas verdes del verano, por morricone. espero les guste este fin de semana.©varela
SIGNATUREpepe antonio, graphic story of when the english invade havana and the spaniards give up de city. taking place the first cuban machete charge. music: morricone’s the green leaves of summer. i hope you like it this weekend.©varela


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para finalizar la novela, la musica de ray conniff en esta partitura musical / to finish the novel, the ray conniff music in this musical partiture


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